Funny Novelty Signs

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9612]

I found some funny novelty signs off eBay. I didn’t buy them, but I did like what’s written on them. You might have to right click it if it shows an X and tell it to show the picture.

I own only this one:
http://s1053.photobucket.com/user/residentevil7200/media/s-l500_zpscbl3azpn.jpg.html

http://s1053.photobucket.com/user/residentevil7200/media/s-l500_zpsfbksdl90.jpg.html

http://s1053.photobucket.com/user/residentevil7200/media/Man%20Cave%20Rules%203_zpspnybbbny.jpg.html

http://s1053.photobucket.com/user/residentevil7200/media/Man%20Cave%20Rules%204_zpssi5bzwsp.jpg.html

http://s1053.photobucket.com/user/residentevil7200/media/Man%20Cave%20Rules%207_zpsj85mgydm.jpg.html

This one is on a woman’s meds for emotional issues:
http://s1053.photobucket.com/user/residentevil7200/media/Man%20Cave%20Rules%205_zpsqhjcyf1o.jpg.html?sort=3&o=7

http://s1053.photobucket.com/user/residentevil7200/media/Man%20Cave%20Rules%202_zps6jkrjbvp.jpg.html

http://s1053.photobucket.com/user/residentevil7200/media/Man%20Cave%20Rules%206_zpsfsoqh5im.jpg.html

http://s1053.photobucket.com/user/residentevil7200/media/Man%20Cave%20Rules%209_zpsfsqiivvp.jpg.html

http://s1053.photobucket.com/user/residentevil7200/media/s-l500_zpsi07cb4py.jpg.html

http://s1053.photobucket.com/user/residentevil7200/media/Man%20Cave%20Rules%209_zpsfsqiivvp.jpg.html

I might buy a sign or two. I already have one of them.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[RoyDalParticipant]

I want something like this for my house.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

I still don’t know if I completely support the idea of a man cave.

I don’t see why a man should only be allowed one room in the house that he can call his. B~~~~ to that. If he’s living alone, then it’s his coop. And if we’re talking about a married couple, then the house belongs to both of them. So why should she get the entire f~~~ing building while he gets a crawl space? Chances are he’s probably the one paying for the bleeding property. If she’s allowed to parade her s~~~ around with merry abandon, then he’s allowed to leave the toilet seat up or an opened packet of chips on the counter. Get the f~~~ over it. He obviously got the f~~~ over your flaws, if he got as far as marrying you.

Not that I’m ever going to get married, but if hell froze over and a fully-fledged NAWALT was sent from above, one of my conditions would be that she doesn’t get to delegate me to a single area where I can be myself, just because she doesn’t like that happening in any other room. It’s my f~~~ing house wench, that I’m allowing you to stay in, so don’t even try it. But I guess that’s crazy talk, right? Especially since she’d cease to qualify as NAWALT if that was her attitude.

Unless, of course, you’re talking about a man cave for single guys, in which case I’ll eat my words. Although when you’re single, your entire place is your man cave.

Funny signs though.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9612]

Constantine wrote:

I still don’t know if I completely support the idea of a man cave.

I don’t see why a man should only be allowed one room in the house that he can call his. B~~~~ to that. If he’s living alone, then it’s his coop. And if we’re talking about a married couple, then the house belongs to both of them. So why should she get the entire f~~~ing building while he gets a crawl space? Chances are he’s probably the one paying for the bleeding property. If she’s allowed to parade her s~~~ around with merry abandon, then he’s allowed to leave the toilet seat up or an opened packet of chips on the counter. Get the f~~~ over it. He obviously got the f~~~ over your flaws, if he got as far as marrying you.

Not that I’m ever going to get married, but if hell froze over and a fully-fledged NAWALT was sent from above, one of my conditions would be that she doesn’t get to delegate me to a single area where I can be myself, just because she doesn’t like that happening in any other room. It’s my f~~~ing house wench, that I’m allowing you to stay in, so don’t even try it. But I guess that’s crazy talk, right? Especially since she’d cease to qualify as NAWALT if that was her attitude.

Unless, of course, you’re talking about a man cave for single guys, in which case I’ll eat my words. Although when you’re single, your entire place is your man cave.

Funny signs though.

I’m not married and I will never. That’s why I keep dreaming on my dream Man Cave, which won’t be just a basement or a garage. The whole house will be mine to fully decorate in man décor. Here’s what it’d be:

Master bedroom (my room): movie posters, big-screen TV in front of the bed, master bathroom with a whirlpool tub.

Spare bedroom #1:
Recreational room for my puzzles, and custom building models.

Spare bedroom #2:
Weight room with a TV-hook up computer with my workout MP4 videos, and muscle posters. Weights, and resistance bands.

Living Room:
Brick built fireplace with a beer neon sign above the mantle, big screen 4K TV, my PS3, massage recliner, mini fridge with my 2 favorite beers (root, and Coors Light).

Downstairs:
Brick walls where some of the bricks go half way up, while the top half is painted dark green, undecided floor plans, arcade, pinball, air hockey, bubble hockey, foosball, skee ball, dartboard, a bar with beer taps, neon signs, bar mirror, poker table, pool table (Black Knight with teal velvet surface edition).

Garage:
Nothing special. I’m not a garage person. Just for the car, lawn mower and weed whacker and some other yard or house maintenance tools.

Backyard:
7′ deep Pool shaped like the Umbrella logo with the logo colored on the floor, hot tub inside a gazebo, a blueberry garden, and stone walkways to each thing.

That’s why I am not going to be married with kids or with college debts, and that is why I keep dreaming of this kind of lifestyle.

Don’t always assume that a man cave is for a single room for a guy to escape from reality or his bitch-aholic wife or girlfriend. It doesn’t have to be. A man cave is what you want it to be, and who says that a woman has to be part of a man’s life who has a set up like what I described?

https://themanszone.webs.com/

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