Funny Man Cave Signs

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9565]

I found some funny Man Cave signs on eBay while looking for a message to post here.

Here are some and they’re linked to eBay in case if any of you guys want to buy one.

We ARE POLITICALLY INCORRECT
WE STAND UP FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
WE UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES
WE SUPPORT OUR TROOPS
IF ANY OF THIS OFFENDS YOU, LEAVE NOW!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/POLITICALLY-INCORRECT-MADE-IN-USA-METAL-SIGN-8X12-MAN-CAVE-BAR-NATIONAL-ANTHEM-/162197613166?hash=item25c3bb2a6e:g:IfMAAOSwi0RX05Fz

I would love to shove that sign in the face of those NFL players who think America is beneath them while they have $20M contracts off the American system.

IT’S ALL S~~~S AND GIGGLES
UNTIL SOMEONE GIGGLES AND S~~~S
http://www.ebay.com/itm/TODAYS-SPECIAL-ITS-ALL-GIGGLES-METAL-SIGN-8X12-BAR-FUNNY-MAN-CAVE-GARAGE-/162171443419?hash=item25c22bd8db:g:sNMAAOSwHnFVrpKB

WARNING:
DUE TO THE INCREASE OF AMMO
DON’T EXPECT A WARNING SHOT
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Man-Cave-Warning-Gun-Shot-Poster-Vintage-Metal-Tin-Signs-Home-Pub-Bar-Decor-/371172889974?hash=item566ba0d576:g:DUIAAOSwjVVVzV8t

THE MAN CAVE
NO WIFE
NO KIDS
NO PROBLEMS
http://pulsar.ebay.com/plsr/clk/0/SADS/9?pld=%7B%22mecs%22%3A%222608608579470c4b6782ed4a47cfb8390e5757880f7b%22%2C%22enc%22%3A%22AQABAAACQLmQa24OtTHRaocrSZUBEXc6j98Mav3z%2BT8%2Fzn28npe2UA9p8YJWApxsAJXn6g82zOsMma2J1OBWaBfd4TO0C%2FlGK5JhI95nMz7BEIXua0FcwIifGGnS2BP3j%2BWwObYoxTU4roPet09ioJwWj%2BpQ9Pwbc58IuiuNvzKc3Drf8A6BQ3OQooLyesn5UBs%2FETGlKDDH89MuJU3CAnN1CnPiV9Ms8D19txTVq0hRcMG1yCsK%2BNedz57Ec5z74VOPMFOP5Upp9xy5HkOi9LXxc9MI5Xd8mXKCZUN7R7lkrOr6PiCiG4djsNT3KfvLjeUZpXgVVX2IFgdgViqZttxM2Mn0KOGNUCmgx%2FTo4WzdWBdysbipFVuT1vJ5qKvdUZ%2B6o7SsD1a0zE%2FRctGyjMUP%2BGZZiIQtQ6%2F3yOeQm7nnU2VUVISHyRRIgAJIj8DVDTRECLhiOFbaLLNtsRnaIcjN3XC8YRQs%2Bbr1uk3t%2BG%2F7UWJGvzyEnt8tjNJdCoS3DlHl6ekVxfUGm1hYeDyK9yPvLi1u230YxPHNSFRqbMc47k%2FNIPcERAt8QSYcUvp8Iep7K%2FXbJ8Fo0Z5j4byyyRarhYMXu%2BIH%2BT%2BN0xChKuwltg9tPxTb4KeZOZr8OyJtuyC%2B1BaQlKEXiA6j6du9lgPRL8pnee0MV9wF3rWANQA3h7uRKHkZ0DFt%2BqUOu9%2F%2Fk3T18cumeYcvre5j0Ij2pjwTwnmy8WXXLWthBEwhosdhcxSiARqH7s8CvrG5wAPMDXyiDN1F6Q%3D%3D%22%7D
That should be on a MGTOW T-Shirt

A MAN’S HOUSE IS HIS CASTLE
BUT A MAN’S GARAGE IS HIS
SANCTUARY
http://www.ebay.com/itm/MANS-CASTLE-GARAGE-SANCTUARY-US-MADE-Embossed-Metal-Tin-Sign-Man-Cave-Bar-/331407913142?hash=item4d297370b6:g:eZQAAOSwPcVVj4JU

EVERYONE NEEDS SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN…
…I BELIEVE I’LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER
http://www.ebay.com/itm/BEER-POSTER-Rusted-Tin-Sign-Man-Cave-Home-Pub-Bar-Wall-Decor-/272164842149?hash=item3f5e49eaa5:g:uuAAAOSwxYxUyy4G

MY WIFE’S HUSBAND
IS FREAKING AWSOME
TRUE STORY
http://www.ebay.com/itm/AWESOME-HUSBAND-MADE-IN-USA-METAL-SIGN-8X12-FUNNY-BAR-MAN-CAVE-GARAGE-WIFE-/162171443371?hash=item25c22bd8ab:g:SZkAAOSwpDdVGuyD

KEEP CALM
AND HAVE
A BEER
http://www.ebay.com/itm/WARNING-KEEP-CALM-HAVE-A-BEER-MADE-IN-USA-METAL-SIGN-8X12-MAN-CAVE-BAR-/162171443362?hash=item25c22bd8a2:g:T-kAAMXQPatTHNu2

NO MISFIRES
http://www.ebay.com/itm/No-Misfires-Restroom-Warning-Funny-Gift-PVC-Street-Sign-bar-man-cave-8-5-12-/361537947896?hash=item542d5748f8:g:AHMAAMXQEbdRnQ5D

I MAKE BEER DISAPPEAR
WHAT’S YOUR SUPERPOWER?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/MAKE-BEER-DISAPPEAR-METAL-SIGN-8X12-FUNNY-BAR-HOME-BREW-MAN-CAVE-HAPPY-HOUR-/162169288109?hash=item25c20af5ad:g:UXIAAOSwYHxWJp7n

INTERESTING FACT:
25% OF WOMEN ARE TREATED
FOR EMOTIONAL ISSUES…
WHICH MEANS 75% OUT
THERE ARE UNTREATED
http://www.ebay.com/itm/CRAZY-WOMEN-MADE-IN-HAWAII-METAL-SIGN-8X12-FUNNY-BAR-WIFE-MAN-CAVE-BIKER-DORM-/152226902657?hash=item23716e3281:g:icEAAOSwPcVVsClz

YOU CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS
BUT YOU CAN BUY A JEEP
AND THAT’S KIND OF THE SAME THING
http://www.ebay.com/itm/JEEP-HAPPY-SIGN-METAL-8X12-MAN-CAVE-BAR-GARAGE-WRANGLER-FUNNY-BAR-SIGN-MECHANIC-/162169298611?hash=item25c20b1eb3:g:TrcAAOSwZVlXiRec

WARNING MR. BURGLAR
IF THE DOG DOESN’T EAT YOU ALIVE
THEN YOUR ASS IS MINE
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Warning-Burglar-Funny-Sign-Gift-PVC-Street-Sign-bar-man-cave-8-5-x12-/151509770818?hash=item2346afa242:g:TYYAAOSwDN1UO-2e

IN THIS PLACE WE ALWAYS…:
SALUTE OUR FLAG
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS
BUY AMERICAN
SAY “MERRY CHRISTMAS”
SAY “ONE NATION UNDER GOD”
RESPECT OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT
IF THIS OFFENDS YOU… THERE’S THE DOOR
http://www.ebay.com/itm/In-This-Place-We-Always-TIN-SIGN-Wall-Art-Mancave-Metal-Sign-Gift-/191845235991?hash=item2caaddfd17:g:9AEAAOSwq19XCO~G
***I would love to shove a sign like that in the faces of the NFL players, liberals, Black Lives Matter, and PC retail stores at Christmas time because they get offended by those things all the time.

IF A MAN SAYS HE’LL FIX IT, HE WILL
THERE’S NO NEED TO REMIND HIM EVERY 3 MONTHS
http://www.ebay.com/itm/IF-MAN-SAYS-HE-WILL-FIX-IT-USA-MADE-METAL-SIGN-8X12-FUNNY-BAR-HAPPY-HOUR-BEER-/162183871272?hash=item25c2e97b28:g:9D8AAOSw~otWfJJM

BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABOSULELTY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG
http://www.ebay.com/itm/FUNNY-SIGN-ANGRY-WOMAN-METAL-8X12-USA-MADE-MAN-CAVE-BAR-GARAGE-WIFE-HUSBAND-/162171665076?hash=item25c22f3ab4:g:jGkAAOSwMtxXs6XN

That’s all for now.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[HitmanParticipant]

amazing how married men need a “cave “..
when they pay for the house and bills..
then if they are LUCKY,
have a room to retreat into..
.
social conditioning let’s us accept the “man cave ” as normal..
it’s really a sign that things are bass-ackwards..

[Anonymous 43]

in my classroom, I have a sign that says my garage my rules, and another that says trust me im a mechanic

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Here’s a great new video on the fundamental defeatism of man caves by Paul Elam

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

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