Funny Event at Disney World

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Hey men
I’m just getting back from a long vacation. At Disney World. This huge land whale about 6 ppl in front of me got stuck in a turnstile. She couldn’t go straight into it so she tried to get her fat ass in sideways and lift it over it. But, she couldn’t hold her weight and came straight down. Funny as hell. She was stuck good and they called the vaseline police to come get her out.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[MACHOParticipant]

FrostByte wrote:

She couldn’t go straight into it so she tried to get her fat ass in sideways and lift it over it. But, she couldn’t hold her weight and came straight down. Funny as hell. She was stuck good and they called the vaseline police to come get her out

Sad part is when she gets home.. she will have another gallon of ice cream to make herself forget about the humiliation !

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[BoarParticipant]

I think there is a Married with Children episode that had something like that….

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Anonymous 18]

Wonder what oppressed her. The architects or mother nature (gravity).

Let’s find reasons why a fat woman gets stuck.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

The lines were long enough without losing one.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

MACHO wrote:

she will have another gallon of ice cream to make herself forget about the humiliation !

That’s the truth.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[HitmanParticipant]

Her complete lack of self respect for becoming obese, combined with getting stuck in a turnstile SHOULD be a wake up call. .
It probably won’t be.

[GregB0Participant]

And I am sure that she received a refund from Disney because they did not accommodate her needs as a paying guest. Wonder how many Disney employees can operate a forklift?

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[Two Time WinnerParticipant 1090]

You should have got a picture.

I ain't got a wife to spend my money, I have to do that all by myself.

[Anonymous 14]

Two Time Winner wrote:

You should have got a picture.

F~~~ that, you should have filmed the whole ordeal from beginning to end then posted that s~~~ here for us!

[joetechParticipant]

I don’t need a video. I can already see it…and I think I know her! LOL!!!

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9543]

Probably the same kind of fat ass ogre that shops at Wal-Mart.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

If you watch the handicap wheelchair access route there are so many land whales using it. Gross obesity is really an issue. Unhappy woman who smashed the patriarchy are now smashing down gallons of ice cream. They got equality and can’t handle it.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

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