Funny as f~~~ Japanese Gum commercials

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

I know this is 6 minutes and at some points you will wonder what the f~~~ you are watching but just watch till the end of it (there is a mgtow theme within it as well).

Also just as an add on after the fact this commercial actually worked for me, i find this gum in the store i will at least try it to at minimum thank the company for a brilliant work they have done in the commercials (hoping as well the product does not suck).

This line of commercials has gained the approval of Yam.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Hahahaha talk about history twist.

But seriously, this homo promotion is getting out of hand world wide.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[bstoffParticipant 4865]

I can’t see the vid with the PC I’m on right now, but if it has anything fish flavored, I don’t want to see it.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

What the f~~~ did I just watch?…LOL…I watched the long long man…

It kept getting ridiculous…Nice find…Kept me from being too serious…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[ShineParticipant 1696]

That was f~~~ing awesome Yams, nice find.

I kept thinking Jack Black was singing the hook, “Long long man”

"Society is to blame" Denton

[Anonymous 42]

I morrow of the story was awesome! So I guess allot of dudes in Japan are walking away from women and marriage to suck each other’s dicks! Same thing’s going on here!

Congratulate the western indoctrinated women, they drove this madness to happen with their empowerment coupled to their inability to lead, yet they’re still charging and screaming into the great unknown madness!

[StealthParticipant 5339]

The reason this ad works in Japan as well as in the west is that AWALT.

"Once you’ve taken care of the basics, there’s very little in this world for which your life is worth deferring." -David Hansson. "It’s not when women are mean or nasty that anything is out of the ordinary. It’s when they are NICE to you that you have to be on high alert..." -Jackinov.

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

What the f~~~ did I just watch? Was that a homo promo?

The “Long Long Maaaaaaaaaaaan” thing was funny as f~~~ though.

No Wife - No Strife

[GregB0Participant]

NerdTunneler wrote:

It kept getting ridiculous…Nice find…Kept me from being too serious

Absolutely great, thanks for sharing. I am glad that they took the time to drive home the point via many commercials, instead of relying on 2 or 3 as Western marketing does.

Great fun

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Carnage wrote:

But seriously, this homo promotion is getting out of hand world wide.

When talking about that s~~~ i just think of some Christian hick from Alabama in that accent. What you need to keep in mind is that Japan never has been under the Christian standard or Christian rule (or even a Christian majority like in the states or even a Muslim one). And what exactly is the problem with the so called homo promotion is my question? i just wanna make sure there is not traditionalists going on the mgtow forum complaining about how those homos don’t get married and have kids or some other bulls~~~.

Prophet Micah wrote:

What the f~~~ did I just watch? Was that a homo promo?

To sum it up a Japanese woman gets infatuated with the man with the longest gum while the boyfriend only has the short gum, she wants to cheat on him with the long long man, she then discovers the gum as being the same length and has the short gum man propose to her still thinking of long long man.

Till the wedding day where long long man shows up, the c~~~ thinks it is for her and is heartbroken, but rather the guy wants the short man gum and they get married instead all to promote the gum brand in a series of commercials.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Y_Participant 4591]

Japanese humour is a different animal altogether.

Their idea of a joke is not really funny unless it hurts bad, scares the crap out of someone or is sexually kinky in some weird way.

Have a look on Youtube for Japanese Game Shows and you will know what I mean.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I’m sold on this bubble gum, top notch marketing.

The twist at the end is great too. The Bubble Gum Chad wasn’t after the woman at all. He just wants gum.

I don’t think they were selling homosexuality anymore than they were selling a cheating woman. Its a comedy advertisement, relax. I laughed my ass off the whole time.

Now those Cheetos commercials took it a little too far though, beyond humor and out into disgust (with the man sucking Cheeto dust off another mans finger). One commercial was enough of that but they kept doing it which was really gross and way over the top.

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Yumbo, Gaki no tsukai is actually a pretty decent show and it has a huge english fanbase where the episodes are translated so give it a try when you have the time there’s good laughs in it.

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