Funny ad on back of bus

[Just MikeParticipant 393]

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Saw this driving behind a bus today. No time to snap a photo so went on a hunt to find it. It’s perfect! The one on the bus was even more f~~~in awesome cos off-day Chad on the left was riding a vaccuum cleaner like a horse and it had the slogan ‘Ditch the dodgy housemate’. Gold! It’s an ad for a home loan/mortgage lender BTW.

Look at this priceless work of art, it’s f~~~ing magnificent. It manages to encapsulate everything that’s wrong with this blue-pilled society, paints such a deft stroke of stereotypes that I want to print it out, frame it and hang it on my wall at home.

You’ve got off-day Chad on the left there, eating his Doritos, zero f~~~s given. He ain’t changing s~~~, that’s his pad.

You’ve got the fat, ugly, alty-looking bitch coming between the bros, recoiling in absolute horror cos she knows Chad’s never gonna change and he’s therefore the enemy to her goal of getting beta simp on the right to cough up a house for her.

And that miserable excuse for a man on the right. Look at the f~~~ing worm. Wearing the latest in F~~~~~-Trends Clothing TM, probably at alty bitches request, looking away in exasperation because he knows he doesn’t have the b~~~~ to confront either Chad or alty bitch. Give up now dude, your life is burnt toast cos you can’t grow a pair.

Modern art IMO.

Society: I refuse your stick and carrot. If you try to beat or shame me you'd better take me down first time. If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll buy a cigar and a length of hose.

[foolsgoldParticipant 5664]

Last week I saw a comment on the back of a dump truck that was hauling dirt. It said “I love a good dump”. I still laugh about it.

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Not to mention the “Man spreading”, and when did white sox with dark suits come in?
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Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[Anonymous 12]

The Beta could do a lot better than her. It is interesting that they used such a dorky unattractive woman. She isn’t really the star of that photo.

Beta looks like he is already contemplating better options, Chad is Chad. He knows at some point she will be sucking his c~~~. All he has to do is share some of those Dorito’s…

Isn’t it funny how no one will call this ad racist for the lack of minority groups? No one is a star so 3 whitey’s is A-Ok.

[Just MikeParticipant 393]

Maybe the advertisers used that couple because they thought it was an accurate reflection of what a ‘typical’ young couple looks like now? In which case…f~~~. Has that wierd-looking vintage 40’s/50’s s~~~ become the norm? Is that what younger people are aspiring to look like? Terrible choices.

Makes sense, though. If they put a couple of 10’s on there it barely represents the much more fat, useless majority group. Just target a lower common denominator.

Good call on the racism. But would 3 vaguely coffee coloured looking people be any less rascist? Seen that before on another ad, it’s like they wanted to be inclusive but couldn’t put their foot down so the whole family was like the coffee coloured people from the future on South Park.

Society: I refuse your stick and carrot. If you try to beat or shame me you'd better take me down first time. If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll buy a cigar and a length of hose.

[Anonymous 12]

Just Mike wrote:

Maybe the advertisers used that couple because they thought it was an accurate reflection of what a ‘typical’ young couple looks like now? In which case…f~~~. Has that wierd-looking vintage 40’s/50’s s~~~ become the norm? Is that what younger people are aspiring to look like? Terrible choices.

Makes sense, though. If they put a couple of 10’s on there it barely represents the much more fat, useless majority group. Just target a lower common denominator.

Good call on the racism. But would 3 vaguely coffee coloured looking people be any less rascist? Seen that before on another ad, it’s like they wanted to be inclusive but couldn’t put their foot down so the whole family was like the coffee coloured people from the future on South Park.

The 50’s look for women is pretty popular. Downside is they mix it up by covering themselves in ugly tattoos.

It takes on a whole different tone with non whites. The woman would look even more over bearing, the Chad would look like a criminal rather than just a slob, the nerdy guy would look like Obama or some skinny Asian guy.

The SJW’s would be coming out with all kinds of insults and complaints. That is the main problem, white people taking offence on behalf of others.

Actually 3 Indian’s would have made the pic perfect. Lots of subtext.

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