Funniest Pic-Up Lines

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  • 2015-04-30 at 5:40 PM#46518
    AlmostNiceGuy
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    Not a PUA or anything, but I have one that was worked twice, and only had me slapped once. “Are you a termite, cause tonight you’re gonna have a mouthful of wood”. What’s your funny/successful pick up line?

    2015-04-30 at 11:04 PM#46604
    Soldier-Medic
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    I’m leaving for Iraq in three weeks.

    I wasn’t even really trying.  I was just drinking my drink at the bar and ordering a plate of food.  I was asked what I was ‘celebrating’.

    "I asked you a question. I didn't ask you to repeat what the voices in you head are telling you" ~ Me. ........Yes I'm still angry.

    2015-04-30 at 11:34 PM#46610
    Russky
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    Do you like horses? ))))

    proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

    2015-05-01 at 5:42 AM#46674
    ILiveAgain
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    F~~~ off an leave me alone Im jerking off 😁

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