Fun with Flowers

[Anonymous 11]

A few years ago I was drinking at a bar with a friend of mine one beautiful Saturday afternoon in December. The bartender whom we’ll call Jane for the purposes of this story was a very good bartender. She knew how to work her blue eyes quite well for maximum tips. She was also pretty cool too.

Three of her former high school female friends were sitting to my left and my friend sat to my right. We were all getting quite drunk, and I began to get more obnoxious. I was making the whole bar laugh at my off color commentary on a wide variety of topics.

Suddenly, a blue piller walks in with a bouquet of flowers, a box of candy and a card. He gives them to Jane. She accepts them, and the blue piller exits the bar quite proud of what he’d just done. Of course, I’m never one to let an opportunity go to waste. I ask Jane if the blue piller was going to get to bang her. She tells me “No”. Her friends look at me in utter shock.

We continue drinking. About 20 minutes later, another blue piller walks in with more flowers and a card. Again, Jane receives the flowers and card. I, again, pose the same question. Her answer is not surprisingly, “No”. By now, her friends had warmed up to me. We began an honest discourse about how women don’t like getting inappropriate gifts from blue pillers. Of course, I’m getting rowdier as the alcohol continues to hijack my brain. Everyone is having a great time. My friend tells me that another guy is going to come in bearing flowers.

Well, about fifteen minutes elapse before the third blue piller walks in and presents Jane with flowers and a card. I ask the question of Jane a third time, and the answer is still “No”.

I really began to get out of control after the third time. My friend escorts me away from the bar. I leave Jane a $20 tip. Trust me, she earned it as I was in rare form. Two days later when I returned there was a curse word penalty cup on the bar named for me. Someone in the restaurant had complained about my demeanor. I don’t understand. Everyone at the bar was laughing.

After we left, my friend drove me around. We drove out to a wooded area overlooking a river. Feeling the urge to p~~~, I went over and p~~~ed on the exact spot where I last f~~~ed the woman who set me on the MGHOW path. That felt really good too. On the way back to the city, I made my friend pull over so I could puke. I spewed all over the side of the road. Much better I felt.

The moral of this story is that buying women candy, flowers or cards is stupid. This is proof.

[MGHOW PaladinParticipant 95]

Haha, yep. Women don’t respect men who treat them nicely. You have to treat them like crap.

[HitmanParticipant]

MGHOW Paladin wrote:

Haha, yep. Women don’t respect men who treat them nicely. You have to treat them like crap.

agreed ! SO glad to be good at something !

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Anonymous wrote:

We began an honest discourse about how women don’t like getting inappropriate gifts from blue pillers.

ChauvinistPig-

Great story. I would love to have heard the conversation! I probably would have done something interesting with the curse word penalty cup. Also, as a joke I might of given her a single rose and a condom.

The blue pillers should know this type of gifting never works.

[Anonymous 11]

Thanks PPP!! We really enjoyed the candy too.

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

I would love to have heard the conversation!

I do recall I lead with the question “Does that really ever work?”

I love speaking to strangers. I recently spoke with an elderly gentleman who use to fly B-47 bombers. He even did a stint flying a single engine Cessna or Piper not sure which one in Vietnam. He told me he most proud of the lives he saved on the ground. That was very dangerous flying too.

@LurkingBluePillers: Four women confirmed to me that buying candy, cards or flowers inappropriately makes them uncomfortable. Don’t ever do it. Bonus points for not doing it on expected days like St. V’s or Mother’s is for what you should strive.

[QuietlyquietlyParticipant 728]

I think the lesson here is that women are actually much like men. I value my ZX12R far more because I worked my ass off to get it. Women don’t value something they haven’t worked hard to get, and the harder they have to work, the more they value it. Basically, all the blue pillers are assuming that if they give her s~~~, they get sex as a reward, but it ain’t true. If you give them s~~~, they’ll give you s~~~ right back. So instead, make them work hard to even get your attention, and they’ll respond by getting hard for you (and wet).

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