Fun ways to pwn a woman

[DkaiksterParticipant 90]

Here are a few ways I pwned women claiming stupid stuff:

1. Women can do anything men can do?

Response 1: Really? that’s awesome! Now ejaculate. Shoot some sperm.
Response 2: Oh? Do this! (Then remove your shirt. If she takes the dare, you get to see some boobs. If not, you’ve proven your point).

2. Say you are sitting with a lot of friends and there are women among them. Poke the bear. Say, women are too stupid to understand technology. When a girl protests:

Response: Do you have a PC at home?
– Sure!
– What is its specifications?
Pwned (Honestly, I tried it over a dozen times, and it worked everytime. Funny thing is, I did it when I studied CSE and all the women I played this pwnage on, were from CSE as well). If she begins claiming that it proves nothing, ask the male friend next to you, the same question.

3. Talking too much about feminism and women’s rights?

The age old favorite: Go make me a sandwich!
With a twist: The sandwich is not gonna make itself.
My version: Earth to (the girl’s name) Can you hear me? Return to earth immediately, over.

4. A girl Messed something up? And apologizing? Good! Time to accept the apology.

Response: It’s OK, I never expected you to get it right anyway!
– What was that supposed to mean?
– Well, it’s not your fault, you are just born that way!
– Are you calling me stupid/callous etc.?
– No, I’m calling you a woman!
– How dare you? Preposterous! (Or things like that. If she is speechless, you are golden, if not, read on)
– Oh? Why? You are not a woman?

Honestly, that one above, I have used with my mom, sister and 2 cousins. Nowadays, mom doesnt even respond when I say something like tha, it’s like she has learned to accept it lol.

Anyhoo, some might work for you, some might not. Please do share with me your ideas as well, for the above situations and more.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“These jeans make me look fat”.

“Well I wasn’t gonna say anything….”.

(when they pretend to be self-deprecating, I know how arrogant they really are when they say “what’s thats supposed to mean!!!”
She wanted a compliment but didn’t get one. )

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[DkaiksterParticipant 90]

Damn! That was way better than anything I cooked up!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

PWNing women is so much fun. Funny you brought this up. Short and terse as possible, not to argue or allow her to continue, but to just shut her up.

“Women can do anything men can do!”.

“Who cares if they CAN? When they don’t“.

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Talking too much about feminism and women’s rights?

“LOL I don’t talk to feminists.”.
If the word feminism comes up, put your glass down, turn your back and walk.

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….or if you really want to p~~~ her off…..

“I like feminine women”.

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The Manosphere is filled with tidbits like this.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Tbowden1Participant 195]

What a great topic! I have to agree, one of my favorite past times is PWNing women and watching their faces go from a look of arrogance, to a look of confusion.

One of my favorite quotes to use with women during an argument… “Listen dear, I would love to agree with you… but then we would both be wrong.”

I find it usually takes a few seconds for them to catch on though.

[Rock St.EddieParticipant 129]

She: “You’re such an asshole!”

He: “I knew there was a reason you liked me. How horny are you right now?”

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“Women can do anything men can do”.

“If you were right I would agree with you.”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[DkaiksterParticipant 90]

Some creature: You left the toilet seat up!
MGHOW: You saw that and did not put it down?
Some creature: I did!
MGHOW: Where’s the problem then?
Some creature: The problem here is that….. blah blah blah.
MGHOW: (Begins to listen to iPod, and walks away whistling the tune he is listening to)

Some creature: You left the light turned on!
MGHOW: And you are too dumb to turn it off?

Some creature: I give a mean blowjob!
MGHOW: YOU WHORE! HOW MUCH PRACTICE DID YOU GET?

Some creature: I love you!
MGHOW: Are you talking to me? Or my wallet?

Some creature is talking about her emotions.
MGHOW: Wake me up when it’s time for me to care. No wait! I don’t want to sleep forever!

Some creature: You are pathetic! You will never be anything in your life! You will never succeed! You will …. blah blah blah.
MGHOW: But in the end, I will still be a man, which will always be my greatest achievement. Sadly, you shall never have that chance. I pity you.

Some creature: You cheated on me! I hate you!
MGHOW: You hate me?
Some creature: YES!
MGHOW: Then how the f~~~ can I cheat with you? You cheat on someone you love!

Some creature: You are an asshole!
MGHOW: Like you?
MGHOW: The Feeling’s mutual.
MGHOW: Thank you for the compliment.
MGHOW: You must’ve confused me with your mom!
MGHOW: That’s still better than being a woman.
MGHOW: So you say.
MGHOW: Good.

Some creature: I don’t need a man to protect me.
MGHOW: There’s a c~~~roach on your shoulder…. (Watches as she shouts “get it off!”)
MGHOW: Not until you do.

Some creature: I will get a job and make more money than you!
MGHOW: Then who’s gonna make the sandwich? Ah! You want to get a job as a fry cook.

Some creature: I have a headache.
MGHOW: Me too. And it’s sitting right next to me, complaining.

Some creature: I am tired.
MGHOW: Me too, of you.

Some creature: I am a proud independent woman.
MGHOW: I’m a man! Enough said. Because when you are really proud and independent, you don’t need to specify it.

Some creature: How do I look?
MGHOW: Like a woman.
Some creature: No, seriously, how do I look?
MGHOW: Getting patronized once was not enough for you?

Some creature: We have the right to vote!
MGHOW: And we have the right to win elections.

Some creature: F~~~ you!
MGHOW: You would? I thought you’d never ask!

Oh, another funny thing I found about Women faking orgasm: What are the consequences?
– The man ends up getting his pleasure anyway, whether or not she gets an orgasm.
– She wastes some energy in an futile attempt to appear as a pornstar because everyone can see through that ruse. Thus, ending up looking like a fool.
– She ends up never getting an orgasm during sex because she is too stupid to speak up.
– She thinks that she did you a favor by not trying to hurt your feelings, when all you would feel would be the delightful sensation of climaxing, whether or not she fakes it or takes it.

Faking Orgasms clearly shows how much they lack in the intelligence department.

P.S. I apologize for posting something controversial earlier, because of which, this post got removed. I have omitted those parts and reposting. I apologize again and if reposting was not an acceptable move, I would understand if you take this post down again. Thanks. I love this forum and I would do everything to not jeopardize its growth and popularity.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Thanks Dkaikster.

“F~~~ you!”.

“Make an appointment, dear.”

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“I’m a strong woman!”.

“I’m a stronger man.”

(Almost always met with a p~~~ed off look.)

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“I’m a strong woman!”.

“Is that anything like a strong cheese?”

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Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: Because they think men care.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[the_unsung_heroParticipant 3]

or just punch a bitch in the face?

[VileNordParticipant 766]

<cite>@broly~ said:</cite>
or just punch a bitch in the face?

Only in self-defense. What do you gain from physical violence? Punching a bitch in the face is something a person with no control over their emotions would do. A reaction made from pure emotional reflex and no logical reflection.

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[DkaiksterParticipant 90]

That post made me laugh and pull this video out:

Hehe. If a man punches me in the face, I will punch him back. If a woman punches me in the face, I will punch her back. Equality! 😉 But…. no. I won’t punch a woman because she was being a woman.

Anyway. I need help. Here’s the issue:

I told one of my friends that awesome line “Don’t try to understand a woman. Because only women understand women and women hate each other.” He loved it so much that he put it on his facebook status. As soon as he did, a woman downright pwned him. She said “And men understand men that’s why they love other men. Bromance.” And he is stuck and asked my help as to how to respond. Now I am stuck as well lol. Help us out here.

[MajorHeelsParticipant 47]

some of my favorites are simply playing their game back.

i.e.

We ALL know women are intimidated by Intelligent men 🙂

And when they try their version, just say: Really ? I would love to meet one, I enjoy scary rides

Start complaining how ALL women want is SEX !!! and they ONLY think with their pussies !!

Great thing is, as you will discover, you are far closer to the truth than you realize.

In fact REMEMBER EVERYTHING you have been hit with about MEN.

Mediate on it as you realize they are simply projecting their traits onto men.

Now have fun as you bitch about women only see you as as SEX object and its really getting you down !!….You just wish they would stop ogling you and treat you as a human man instead of a walking c~~~ to sit on.

Get all pouty that women never see you as the intelligent man you are instead just wanting your body and meaningless sex :).

(psyche tip) this get women thinking about SEX. which reminds them how much they need c~~~

Yours !! :).

 

 

 

[MajorHeelsParticipant 47]

to the facebook problem.

Reply: Yes that is because MEN are CAPABLE of LOVE 🙂 and women ?

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