Fulfilling the Prophecy

[ApocrypheParticipant 8]

Maybe this is humor, maybe it is not…

Science has proven that the tale of Adam and Eve – if taken litterally- is plain bulls~~~.

We were born from apes… and our closest living relatives are bonobos and chimpanzees. Bonobos are living in a matriarchy and yet, they get to f~~~ any time they want – no questions asked. Bonobos are amongst the most peaceful creatures on Earth.

Chimpanzees on the other hand don’t use sexuality to relax, as Bonobos do, and they live in a patriarcal society – where males compete constantly and often commit murders. And an interesting aspect of chimpanzee’s sexuality is that their females do sell their ass. When a male kills another monkey, the female will offer her pussy for a share.

The book of Revelation tells us about a “Great Whore”… and since our females share this trait with chimpanzees females, we can establish prostitution has been the business of our females for at least six million years (when we separated from chimps). If that’s not enough to ad “Great” to “Whore”, I don’t know what will convince you.

In scriptures, it is pointed out that Satan was Lucifer and then rebelled against God… and the reason Satan gave was that God would be a dictator… Doesn’t that sound like something we hear constantly today? Isn’t there a clear tendency to present males as tyranic? And it is quite clear that our holy mothers have turned into solitary beasts : that which was an angel of God turned against everything…

So… What about the idea we’ve been deceived for quite some time? The Bible says the wo-man was named so “because she was taken from man” (Ish/Isha in hebrew)… and, at this point,thanks to the valliant resistance of men against stupidity, we know this hasn’t happened in the past.

Let’s take a look at this creature we’ve named “woman” for ages : ever since she was liberated from her prison… she obviously wants absolute power, over everything… even though she’s just a foul beast, selling her ass to get everything, just like she always did…

Now, maybe it is time to actually “make the woman”, now that we can prove what she is and has always been. If God hasn’t fooled us, then we should use tissues from our ribcage to clone a Woman that would be an appropriate companion for Man.

MGTOW could start by purchasing real estate. This would then become the Promised Land. And we would then secede from the empire of Satan. That’s what the Jews have done : they bought lands and then seceded from Palestinians… and we all know there are fewer differences between Jews and Palestinians than between man and so-called woman.

In this Promised Land, prostitutes would be public ministers. We’re already all sharing the same ravaged pussies anyway, so let’s stop with crazy morality : a man works better and has better social behaviours when he’s not frustrated sexually… and we know not every man is as attractive as the other. The prostitutes would be treated much better than in our chimpanzee-ruled society.

Then, in the long run, we could create this actual Wo-Man : taken from man… and establish a policy that would state “every man has the right to a true woman”. Eve would then be raised by rational people, who’ve fled the kingdom of Satan.

Join the final battle of Good VS Evil : join MGTOW!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Actually, Adam and Eve is one of the truest stories ever told.

“Woman f~~~s a snake and destroys man’s paradise”. Happens every day in divorce and family courts.
That s~~~ was definitely written for a REASON.

Lesson number one of all time, maybe?
Chapter One: Never f~~~ing trust a woman you dumb s~~~. Especially your wife.

It’s only bulls~~~ because in every painting of Adam and Eve… they have belly buttons.

••••••

…. which reminds me of a great joke.

One day, Adam was in the Garden of Eden, and he called out to god:
“Hey God! Im kinda lonely. Do you think you can make me a nice companion?”

God said: “It will be done. I will create a “woman” for you. She will be loving, kind, supportive, reliable, complimentary and understanding. But it will cost you an arm and a leg”.

Adam thought carefully about it….

“Hmmmm. What I can I get for a RIB???”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I agree, Adam and Eve is the truest story ever told. I also love that joke

Here’s another one.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[ApocrypheParticipant 8]

So, let’s be MGTOW : Men Getting Their Own Women

MGTOW needs objectives and I think replacing the unsatisfied female chimpanzee by a woman is a great objective

They’ll stay with the rich guys – those with no empathy – and we’ll see what works best

[v9wlmn8c1982Participant 83]

I don’t believe we’re born from apes. That’s a bit like saying a domesticated cat was born from a Lion. If we evolved from apes, then surely their would still be half/human ape creatures around because people would evolve at different stages to one another. I believe that humans were created as human and apes were created as apes. But that’s my belief, I don’t have proof, but I don’t believe everything that is told through science. A lot of people will believe everything that scientists or doctors tell them, same as psychiatrists. Apparently these are the important people that people look to for advice and information. Now I’m not saying that science isn’t valid at all, there’s a lot of great things to learn from it. Just I don’t believe everything we’re told.

As for the tale of Adam and Eve. IMO It’s really  about man going against nature, and that was when he listened to the women over God. Man was supposed to listen to God and follow Gods commands which were based on the natural order of things. Man was supposed to listen to God and woman was supposed to listen to man. Instead the woman listened to Satan and man listened to the woman. The moral of the story is this, listen to a woman and be under her spell and you will destroy yourself. A man should follow Gods commands and the woman should follow the man’s commands, is what the story of Adam and Eve is about. Satan represents everything that is unnatural. That is from the processed food, to the tap water, to the pussy worship. Women seem to love junk food and more materialistic then men, and was as vain and ego driven. When a man follow’s the woman he becomes all those things to. When a woman follows and obeys a man she becomes the opposite to all of that. How many men have ruined their lives though crime, for example, just to get status so they can make money so they can get loads of women? You get the idea,

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

It’s not that we evolved FROM apes, we evolved in parallel WITH apes, but our own way. Meaning that it is incorrect to claim that we came from apes, but that we both evolved from similar ancestors.

We evolved to have a little better pronounced sexual ornament (brain) than other apes. There is an opinion out there that humans smarted up  because smarts was the trait that human females selected as favorable for reproduction. Smarts is like a peac~~~’s tail, but more useful. See, baboon females – were busy selecting mates by the redness of their ass, but human females selected smart motherf~~~ers. Humankind owes their smarts to gynocentrism and females in the way. And male selection contributed to good looks and childishness. Some of these traits spilled over from one sex to other- so males become prettier and childlike, and females get smarter. But nowadays natural selection no longer works, so species might degenerate. More disease and dumber people. Idiocracy is just around the corner

Came up with the joke: Because women these days select men with money for reproduction – in the future everyone will be filthy rich from birth. Being rich will be the trait that our descendants will inherit )))

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[MyselfParticipant 353]

v9wlmn8c1982 wrote:

If we evolved from apes, then surely their would still be half/human ape creatures around because people would evolve at different stages to one another.

I’m not trying to tell you what to believe – just pointing out that what you wrote there is not a prediction that evolutionary theory makes.  In fact, it explains WHY do don’t see any half human ape things running around.

Basically, evolution progresses like a vast family tree.  Our closest relatives on that tree are the chimpanzees.  Humans were never chimps and chimps were never humans.  However, we share a common ancestor (which was neither human or chimp).  In other words, we are very distant cousins.

Nobody knows yet when that evolutionary fork in the road was taken – the fossil record is amazing but is certainly imperfect and has lots of gaps.  Scientists think it happened somewhere between 6 and 13 million years ago.  Why was there a “fork in the road” at all?  Lots of possible explanations, with geological isolation being the most likely.

Also, just noticed RusskyKGB’s reply – what he said.

[RennieParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

Actually, Adam and Eve is one of the truest stories ever told. “Woman f~~~s a snake and destroys man’s paradise”. Happens every day in divorce and family courts. That s~~~ was definitely written for a REASON. Lesson number one of all time, maybe? Chapter One: Never f~~~ing trust a woman you dumb s~~~. Especially your wife. It’s only bulls~~~ because in every painting of Adam and Eve… they have belly buttons. •••••• …. which reminds me of a great joke. One day, Adam was in the Garden of Eden, and he called out to god: “Hey God! Im kinda lonely. Do you think you can make me a nice companion?” God said: “It will be done. I will create a “woman” for you. She will be loving, kind, supportive, reliable, complimentary and understanding. But it will cost you an arm and a leg”. Adam thought carefully about it…. “Hmmmm. What I can I get for a RIB???”

I always hear about how “Adam sinned” with no mention of eve’s role in it. But if only Adam sinned then why was eve and all women after her punished with severe curses. There’s no evidence at all that eve was absolved of responsibility for her actions. All these preachers seem to overlook that, either willingly or out of ignorance.

[ApocrypheParticipant 8]

Hello!

Let me underline I wrote : “our closest LIVING relatives”

Neanderthal and other “human/apes”, to use that expression, have existed and went extinct… because they were eating the same food as us and thus were competitors…

And when I write we were born from apes, I don’t mean we were born from today’s apes… but from a common ape ancestor… not a mice or a frog… We and our closest relatives were the cause of the extinction of this older species of apes (for the part that didn’t become us)

And if you don’t believe what science says about the most established theory of all times… what about believing what the Bible says?

I suppose none will find it strange if I write that water is life and air, the field of the imaginary… So, how could we describe the process of evolution using a metaphor and the word “water”?

First, you have to point out evolution comes from behaving differently. That’s the “horizontal evolution” : choices.

So, we could say : “The waters separate from the waters as their imaginary differs and leads them to different choices” or “the waters are separated by the heavens”

Then, to complete the explaination about evolution, you have to undeline those behaviour have to be carried on over generations.

Why not put it this way : “And so the waters from above (the ascendants) separate from the waters that are under (the descendants)”

I guess you know what this refers to… And it’s not the beginning of the Book, as the theory of evolution doesn’t explain the origins of Life.

Is it impossible that tillers and shepperds noticed, a long time ago, there was a difference between their domesticated life forms and the one’s they came from? Don’t you think this might have lead them to deeply consider the outcome of “good and evil” on the future shape of mankind?

They had the same brain as we do… so I’m not going to point them as stupid…

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