F~~~, I slept with a lawyer

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

Keep asking for free legal advice. Eventually, she’s get p~~~ed off and start billing you.

Offer to pay it back in sexual favors.

[Anonymous 42]

Prick A tells lawyer B to go f~~~ herself.

Lawyer C gets the gina tingles and f~~~s prick A.

Sounds about normal to me.

Dump lawyer C and line up the entire bar association for a good f~~~ A to Z!

Sounds MGTOW to ME!

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Call her by the wrong name after sex.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

If he f~~~ed her in this environment she’s gonna wanna know his real name, social, age, relationship status, income, home owner ship, address, what kind of car he drives, what are his drivers license numbers and license plate numbers. When was the last time he dipped his wick. If it’s too short…good…if it’s too long…very bad. Means he has low SMV.

I just lie about everything. If I see her again I’ll just hit her with chick logic and tell her that there are a lot of crazy women out there and I’m afraid one will stalk me. That’s how good I am at sex.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Oldschool wrote:

You are overthinking this. So you f~~~ed her, so what. What should you do?? F~~~ her again in a few days

This is why oldschool ROCKS. Attitude!!!!

But, yea….. you are still f~~~ed.

[RomulusParticipant 4667]

Getting rid of pesky female lawyers…

You could tell her you have a surprise for her but you need the keys to her car to leave the gift and then plant drugs in the car. The call the police and report seeing that car with people in it smoking drugs.

You could file a complain with the Bar in your state and claim you slept with her because she kept pursuing you and you were worried she wouldn’t represent you fairly if you didn’t….and claim victimhood and try to get her disbarred.

You could call her at work 100 times, especially when she isn’t there and ask to talk with her boss and when the boss comes on the phone ask him why she (her name) isn’t returning your calls. Get to know her boss real well.

You could hang outside her house at all hours of the day and night and when she comes out to leave for work in the morning, have some coffee ready to hand her.

You could ask her to borrow money. Just a rough patch if she could help out until you can get things sorted.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

[freedomParticipant 5129]

I think that I’ll just wait and see what happens, if she wants more from me, I’ll just give the whole I love you too quickly speech and she’ll walk away.

[HermitParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Ha! that’s nothing. Between 2009 and 2015 I got f~~~ed by a marriage councilor, 5 lawyers, a parenting class coach, a judge and a county clerk.

Ah, the good ol’ divorce orgy……

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[ChangedParticipant 588]

anyone who study law is a lawyer.
study quran to stay above her. tell her you are muslim next time when you f~~~ her, and thats why you always stay above. just kidding bro..

good comments from guys.

Matriarchy taxes us. Patriarchy taxes us. No Fucks Given! If they give us pains, lets give them pains. Daily.

[The ShrikeParticipant 147]

Just ask her to get you a beer, or make a sandwich. She’ll freak out and you will never have to hear from her again.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

You were stupid enough to get involved with her in the first place—you are on your own; hope you like kids and supporting them for 18 years—that is in your future genius.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Remove me!Participant]

sjt1975 wrote:

Sleeping with a female lawyer should be a crime. They are f~~~ing twisted bitches. Avoid them at all costs.

I believe it is against the law. They are only supposed to f~~~ you.

I’d invite her over tonight to snuggle and watch a movie. Then put on Shawshank Redemption or anything with Clinton Eastwood in it.

You’re welcome.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

This thread belongs in the “Comedy”-section of MGTOW.Com.

As for what Freedom should do, heed Old Rottweiler’s advice. Play needy, and she’ll dump you in seconds.

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22537]

Chop your dick off.

You really f~~~ing cannot stay away from the drama.

Get a g-d sex doll.

Jeebus Cripes.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Changed name from freedom to CAGED…just kidding…
That being a lawyer, she has all the arsenal of the law at her disposal to cream you. Its not enough that you screwed, but you have to screw the destroyer…

F~~~ing b~~~~ man…I give that to you…

I think the needy and creepy tactic will take care of that unless she is desperate to get hitched then you are screwed again. You never know how they think…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[bstoffParticipant 4867]

Do whatever you want.
Deal with the repercussions later.

She has a reputation to worry about, so she will probably not play the scared, ignorant girl, game if she even tries to accuse you of anything.

Best way to get rid of her is to run out of money, turn simp, love her til she pukes.
She will be gone in no time.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Tell us what exactly you are trying to resolve. What is your prediciment?

Anonymous wrote:

be a loser with no money no life and in momma´s basement.
cry. show emotion. be a victim, abused by a highschool teacher.
be Bi.

The famale lawyer’s only love prospects are the janitor or alfonza the gardner. Women always date up, but for a female lawyer, there is no “up” so they get teh bottom rung. This could backfire.

Old Rottweiler wrote:

Was she good? If so, enjoy, use protection.

If not, tell her you love her and text her every five minutes. Ask her if there is anything you can do for her. She will be gone in a day.

Not so sure… Women are clingy, she may take to this.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

freedom wrote:

I think that I’ll just wait and see what happens, if she wants more from me, I’ll just give the whole I love you too quickly speech and she’ll walk away.

I would not recommend this. Have you seen that Gary Shandling movie where he’s an alien and he tells the alcoholic girl he loves her?

Very bad plan.

[Anonymous 12]

Sandals wrote:

Tell us what exactly you are trying to resolve. What is your prediciment?

g-mow wrote:

be a loser with no money no life and in momma´s basement.
cry. show emotion. be a victim, abused by a highschool teacher.
be Bi.

The famale lawyer’s only love prospects are the janitor or alfonza the gardner. Women always date up, but for a female lawyer, there is no “up” so they get teh bottom rung. This could backfire.

interesting.
A section of my clients are legal people. None of them “date down” afaik.
what makes you think that a female legal/lawyer there is no up?
There are richer Lawyers and more powerful lawyers who become judges and s~~~?

Does the idea of hypergamy not apply to female lawyers, and if so, why?

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