F~~~ Bitches, Get Money

[Anonymous 6]

Most problems in relationships happen as a result of money, or the lack of money. As a guy your expected to live your life working to take care of someone else. I know a lady i work with and she told her husband that if he expected to eat a hot dinner everyday and come home to a clean house, than he better bring home his entire paycheck and hand it over to her. BULLS~~~ i say to that. Fellas if you don’t listen to anything else i say, listen to this. Think about how much money, time, peace, and effort you would save if you simply stopped giving a damn. No engagement rings, no expensive dates, no gifts, no birthdays, no wedding, no pampers, no kids. Good ol’ Venom just save you atleast half a million dollars right there. Think about what YOU could do RIGHT NOW with $500,000 bucks. In this day and time, sex is easy to get, so there is no reason to get tied down for something that the girl down the street will give you for free when you talk her up a bit. Think about the arguments you can avoid. But remember, if you do get married, the woman is always right. If you wanna continue to get sex, she is always right. Happy wife equals happy life, because it’s cheaper to keep her. Those aren’t just cute catchphrases for old blues songs, they are true. Which means, that she will make your life hell until her life gets better. That doesn’t sound like a winning strategy to me. Your expected to go from being single and paying your own bills, to married and paying your bills, AND hers. Plus any expenses that the kids may have. I can’t bring myself to do that.

I just can’t live life like that. I would feel as though i failed at life, if i ever got married. That would be the f~~~-up to end all f~~~-ups. While I would love to have a son, If i have to jump through hoops and risk my financial security and sanity just to have a son, then I would rather not have one. I would make a great father, but a terrible husband. I don’t do compromise well. Most people on this site know that I love Trucks, lifted, lowered, old, new, doesn’t matter, I’m a truck guy. I told an old girlfriend that my goals were to have two trucks and a house to park them at. And she said, “Why you gotta have two trucks?? If you can have two trucks, then i want two cars.”

I enjoy my freedom to much to ever settle down. I like calling my own shots, I like being able to come and go as i please. I’m glad I don’t have any “baby mama drama”. I’m glad my name is never in the child support argument. I’m glad my family has never had to wonder “If that child was really mine”. Freedom is powerful man, and I truly feel as though God as blessed me to do something special on this Earth, but marriage and kids aren’t one of them. I say date short term if you must, keep them short and keep them moving. Be the one at the family reunion who brings a new chick home every year, but she won’t be staying long. Be on your Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark s~~~. Keep your business to yourself, never let anyone know how much money you make or what your next move is.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

Exactly!!

[MaleJusticeWarriorSpectator 144]

Being single and not giving one hoot about women = all the time in the world to enjoy your life, doing whatever the hell you want to do, when you want to do it.

Paternity-by-Estoppel is a barbaric judicial relic used to evade DNA truth when issuing court child support orders ["in the so-called best interest of the child"] against non-biological fathers.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Good advice, Venom.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[WallyParticipant]

Excellent post, how about I cook my own dinner, clean my house and keep my money and not have to listen to her. That is what the man who is married to her wishes he could say.

Half a million dollars is awesome and the peace of mind is priceless.

You wanted two trucks and she automatically equated that to two cars without even understanding what the trucks meant to you.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

I have often said that if you sit down and do the math you will find that it is far cheaper to hire a maid and a hooker than to get married. That is just fact. Plus the maid and the hooker will leave once the job is done. The common phrase you will hear from women and their mangina protectors are the following

1. “Money won’t buy you happiness” – No, but money makes your life infinitely easier and with enough money and being single you live life on your terms, not some asshole in a suit pretending to be your boss or the c~~~ at home who is busy blowing your paycheck over a pair of shoes she does not even need.

2. “Who will take care of your when you are old” – This is my favorite saying but do not be suckered guys, there is nothing and I do mean nothing lonelier than a bad marriage. If you doubt this, ask any of the guys who have been married only to have the battle axe turn on them. The fact is that the world will not take care of you and neither will that bitch who claims that she is going to take care of you. When the chips are down the only person who can take care of you is you and the only real friend that you will have is your dog and perhaps other men.

[BadgerParticipant 2277]

Great advice, Venom and others.

If any young men who are about to get married read this, realize once you say “I do” you are agreeing tacitly and totally to HER plan for your lives together, whether you think so or not. She will work on you every way possible until you capitulate or leave. AWALT and A WALLET you shall become.

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