Free flat in Preston…who will win it?

[PrincekieParticipant 1042]

Well chaps, I don’t usually watch “reality TV”, but I’ve been watching this series on Channel 4 (UK) with interest.

Brief synopsis: Multi millionaire self made buy-to-let scumlord, sorry landlord, decided to protest the fact that the UK government want to start making landlords pay tax on their assets (aww diddums).

To show the world that he’s a really nice guy and show the world that he’s not just buying properties in order to make maximum profit off other people’s backs (cos pwoperties are massive gainz innit bruv), he’s decided to give away one of his properties. It’s a nice property that just happens to have lost around £15,000 in value since the start of the year.

Anyway, crux of this is that he’s giving away a large spacious apartment in northern England. Literally giving it away, furnished with no rent to pay.

Can anyone guess who the lucky winner of this property is? I’ll give you some choices:

* Refugee family from Syria. Been in UK ten years, sleeping rough as government has rejected asylum application.

* Woman in mid 40s with serious degenerative eye condition. No husband, works full time.

* Hard working couple with two kids. Desperate for a home.

* 18 yr old single mum. Never worked. Already has a nice apartment given to her by council.

[Anonymous 12]

18 years old.

have pix? does she have a nice body? will she suckki sukki to seal the deal?

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

Who f~~~ing wants it??

[BritGHOWParticipant 2566]

I’ll plumb for option A, would be D but she already has her mug, sorry, taxpayer funded lifestyle, B third because she works and can therefore support herself, C? f~~~ those guys and their “nuclear family” there are more deserving people in the line.

At this point I don’t know what’s worse, that it will happen or that it’s so obvious that it’s met with nothing more than wry humour.

[Anonymous 25]

Anonymous wrote:

* 18 yr old single mum.

^^^ that one

[PrincekieParticipant 1042]

Anonymous wrote:

18 years old.

have pix? does she have a nice body? will she suckki sukki to seal the deal?

From memory she’s a bit of a minger. Not a bad body. I’m guessing she’ll suckki suckki..

[PrincekieParticipant 1042]

Cú Chulainn wrote:

Who f~~~ing wants it??

Now now C C. The lord and master is graciously giving away a fantastic pad in a s~~~e northern town. We should be very grateful.

[PrincekieParticipant 1042]

I will reveal the winner in two hours.

All winners will receive prizes!

[Anonymous 25]

Princekie wrote:

All winners will receive prizes!

Better not be a s~~~ty flat in Preston. Who wants to live there 🙂

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

I want a bedsit above a curryhouse in Oldham

[PrincekieParticipant 1042]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/08/millionaire-to-give-free-house-to-most-deserving-person-6837672/

Apologies here’s the link to the story.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Princekie wrote:

the UK government want to start making landlords pay tax on their assets

That’s going backfire hard when landlords pass that tax onto their tenants.

[OldBillParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

That’s going backfire hard when landlords pass that tax onto their tenants.

It already has because they already do.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[ResParticipant 542]

* Refugee family from Syria. Been in UK ten years, sleeping rough as government has rejected asylum application.

^ This because he’ll get the property back when they get deported and he’ll get more press when he pulls the stunt again. Free advertising anyone?

Mr. Boats: "'Avoid the reeking herd! Shun the polluted flock! Live like that stoic bird, the eagle of the rock!' You know what that means, son?" -American Splendor

[PrincekieParticipant 1042]

Ok chaps I’m going to reveal the surprising “winner” of slumlords apartment.
Get ready for drum roll…

[PrincekieParticipant 1042]

Ok ok.

So the winner of the wonderful apartment in sunny Preston is……

And just remember the landlord did say he wanted it to go to someone “hard working”

[PrincekieParticipant 1042]

It’s the teen mum! Hurrah!

[PrincekieParticipant 1042]

Yes, the lovely sweet teenage mum with the nice pad has been given a much nicer pad by our friendly buy-to-let scumlord. What a thoroughly decent chap he is.

He did tell the Syrians to keep in touch if their asylum appeal was successful. Apparently he has a spare studio above a curry house in Oldham ready at their disposal.

[Anonymous 12]

that smug face.

baseball Bat.

he coulda given that away to 4 disabled Veterans and they woulda turned the plac e into one magnificent Manplace…

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Single white moms are the bell of the ball in today’s oppression Olympics. The younger the better.

I guess peeps feel bad for the kid. Kids grow up to learn to live on the dole.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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