For Those Who Still Want The Marriage Experience

[ByronParticipant 465]

Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. LOL.

[LowKeyParticipant 702]

Thats the tricky part

From my experience, women are chameleons; they camouflage their true nature and blend in with their surroundings to fit in
So at start, you might not hate her and might (I cant stress this enough) actually think that being married is not that bad

Then BOOM

After getting married, she reveals her true nature and you are royally f*cked – in a bad way.

Don't let defeat, defeat you; Let defeat be your greatest teacher.

[MENGINEERParticipant 583]

I’d rather hire a maid, chef, and personal assistant instead.

Probably would be cheaper than a whyfe..

[NioZenParticipant 856]

Coincidently, I invented a Married Reality Simulator, or Mrs as I call it, last Thursday. Here’s the original proof of concept being tested by my lab assistant:

We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda

[Anonymous 18]

Byron wrote:

buy her a house

Serve a purpose to promote the meaning of her existence. Then move out promptly when she wants her new bf to move in.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Wow. This is challenging. If you really want the Marriage Experience do the following:
1. Hire one of those Dominatrix ladies to insult you and call you worthless for a few hours.
2. Send your next 2 pay checks to the dominatrix lady mentioned above.
3. Spend 2 nights in jail to simulate your future after falling behind on alimony payments.
4. If you have a favorite pet dog, leave the dog with a neighbor to simulate losing something you love (like your kids)
5. Move out of your house and give up your car for a week. If you get married, plan on losing them.
6. Drink more for a week. I guarantee you will drink more if you get married.
7. Cut back on sleep 1-2 hours per night to simulate the added stress of marriage. You will be stressed.
8. Don’t have any sex for two weeks. If you get married, you might as well get used to not getting laid very often.
9. Make an appointment to see a counsellor or shrink. If you get married, you will be spending time with them.
10. Have your friends hit you with a plastic bat or club. Might as well get used to domestic abuse.
There are more, but these are a good start. Thanks.

[stopmockingmanParticipant 441]

Gentleman, this is how it transpires with marriage.
The wife wants to leave you after a time because of the following reasons;
1- her affair, it’s your fault, you were working, she had free time
2- her disenchantment with her marriage that she insisted on, see above
3- her menopause (her iq, stupidity, laziness, ineptitude, craziness, etc…….)
4- your lack of attention that she perceives from you (see above reference)
5- your lack of financial wealth earned by you and transferred to Her (her paychecks belong to her only)
6- your lack of a romantic relationship with her (she is tired of doing nothing, please be gentle)
7- your lack of robust sex from you onto her physically (she can tell the difference with her boyfriend)
8- your lack of adventure by you for her enjoyment (her boyfriend is a greater adventure)
9- your lack of positive reinforcement of her every activity (you should endorse her affair)
10- you have failed the marriage experience, and the MAN is completely at fault with this marriage experience
Also, after marriage, should she be dissatisfied, let her leave and try to keep the house, why have her new boyfriend f~~~ing her in your bed and house that you paid for. Get her to go public housing, it is her rightful place.

[Dr PhibesParticipant 155]

@Prefer:

I think you might be on to something. Have you seen the movie “Tigerland”? Colin Farrell played a soldier stationed at Ft. Polk, Louisiana, during the tail end of the American combat involvement in Vietnam. He and his regiment were preparing to ship out. First, they had to endure a special portion of boot camp in which the combat experience was simulated as close to the real thing as possible. Farrell and his mates had to endure sleepless nights, all-day marches, ambushes, and villages that were (or were not) friendly.

Maybe there’s a market for camps like that for grooms-to-be. We can call it “Husbandland.” All guys heading for the wedding should be strongly encouraged to experience one of these camps first.

"The wisest follow their own direction." -- Euripides

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Dr Phibes,
Great idea re: Husbandland. All men contemplating marriage should attend

[NioZenParticipant 856]

Dr Phibes wrote:

Maybe there’s a market for camps like that for grooms-to-be. We can call it “Husbandland.” All guys heading for the wedding should be strongly encouraged to experience one of these camps first.

Groomtanamo Bay, you’re forced to assume a stress position down on one knee for 14 hours whilst listening to a taped loop of hens squawking at 90dB before getting tied to a board and having cheap Prosecco poured over your face.

We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda

[DethklokParticipant 153]

Men these days have no excuse. Ok maybe 50 years ago the information wasn’t there. You’ve been warned many times. It ends the same, always.

[HitmanParticipant]

yeah , no excuses ..stupidity and masochistic tendencies are what i see as the only reason a man would put on a damn leash anymore..

[Anonymous 3]

LowKey wrote:

Thats the tricky part
From my experience, women are chameleons; they camouflage their true nature and blend in with their surroundings to fit inSo at start, you might not hate her and might (I cant stress this enough) actually think that being married is not that bad
Then BOOM
After getting married, she reveals her true nature and you are royally f*cked – in a bad way.

I disagree. I have never met a woman that could actually hide her true nature. They are all extremely obvious if you don’t just blindly ignore the red flags. How many times have we seen a guy that tells us cupcake is perfect and will argue her nature with us? These men are willfully blind, this is no great fraud perpetrated by the female. The only fraud is misleadingly giving the impression that there will be sex after marriage, but even that is obvious as heck.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

I did that. Wouldn’t recommend it though.

Left me a little under the weather ?

[RoyDalParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I disagree. I have never met a woman that could actually hide her true nature. They are all extremely obvious if you don’t just blindly ignore the red flags.

Trouble is, ignoring red flags is a chronic severe glandular condition which is epidemic in young men.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

the reason young men are sent into war? they are in good shape and constantly believe “it can’t happen to me. This guy will get shot and that guy will get shot but it won’t happen to me”. So off to war he goes and he gets shot in the end. The same narrative applies to marriage. A young man knows divorce happens all the time but that same feeling of invincibility dominates his mind. “It can’t happen to me. This guy will get divorced and that guy will get divorced but it won’t happen to me” So off to the chapel he goes and he gets divorced in the end.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[RoyDalParticipant]

the reason young men are sent into war?

My reasoning is this: The more teenage men who get killed off, the more teen queens there for me.

Actually, I’m joking, but joking in a serious vein.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

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