Florida my Florida

[SwimcatParticipant 3589]

As I told you guys I’m spending the winter in Florida. At home I have lots to do, but down here I get bored and women start looking good to me. There’s an army of hookers down here but all that temptation scars me. I seriously thought about bringing a girlfriend down here, including one I had met at a Christmas party last month and another one I met in Ireland back in September, but I also knew that could escalate the relationship out of control. I took you guys advise on that matter. So I met one down here, at church of all places. The good part about her is she’s really unavailable. Her ex husband had a stroke and is in a nursing home. She had to divorce him to get him on Medicade and have the state pay for his care. Poor guy. Anyway she still looks after him and is his guardian. She’s a nice looking babe 10 years younger than me. Makes great Italian food, has big boobies that bounce up and down when does me cowgirl. She knows I’ll be going home in spring and is OK with that. So this should work for now. I really hope this site does not go down, but if it does Via con dias to all , be well and take care.

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

Swimcat wrote:

The good part about her is she’s really unavailable

The BAD part is that she KNOWS that you are really unavailable too….

Swimcat wrote:

She knows I’ll be going home in spring and is OK with that.

Yeah, that’s when it sounds like it will be drama time….kinda like last years Fla. fling, or the lil Lassie from Ireland.

I’m kinda seeing a pattern here, but it’s YOUR LIFE and as long as you don’t mind dealing with it when it comes, and you don’t end up in jail on whatever she claims that you didn’t do then I say ENJOY the boobies and the Italian dinners!!!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I say go for it. Just have an insurance program should things go south. Have a witness you confide in and try not to make promises you have no intention of keeping. That really p~~~es off women.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Sounds like a good winter for you Swimcat. Enjoy.

Just bear in mind that she will have at least a potential plan to snare you if she can. She may be technically unavailable now but she is also not really unavailable because you are banging her. There is still an exchange going on and so the mating game is still live. Her status quo is not going to last forever and all women try to have back up plans. Its pretty handy that you are going home in spring and she is stuck there with her incapacitated husband. You should be able to get out of this one.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

Swimcat wrote:

The good part about her is she’s really unavailable

Awakened wrote:

The BAD part is that she KNOWS that you are really unavailable too….

I FU(KED UP.

I meant to write, “The BAD part is that she KNOWS that you are really AVAILABLE….”

The bottom line is she’s still “playing” the dutiful wife by day, but she’s divorced and off fu(king men by night.

She’s very AVAILABLE and looking for the NEXT ONE.

Judge a woman by her actions and NOT her words.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Awakened wrote:

Judge a woman by her actions and NOT her words.

Actually, look past the actions, and judge the results.

Swimcat wrote:

Her ex husband had a stroke and is in a nursing home

Get it? You stick with Connie C u n t, and you’ll be next in line for a stroke. Take heed. As Awakened says… patterns.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Swimcat wrote:

Via con dias to all , be well and take care.

have fun Swimcat. Been fun reading about your travels and banging Diner broads. HAHAHA. Be careful sir, remember your training! LOL

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Gonna miss you too Awakened. Everytime I hear country songs, I think of you. Everytime I hear hair metal, I think of Sky O
Everytime I pass a homeless man who smells like pee, I think of Colin. HAHAHAHA Loved the time I spent here.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9541]

Having a girlfriend doesn’t sound MGTOW to me.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Gravel PitParticipant]

HURRY and take the picture motherfvcker, IM HUNGRY

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Swimcat is twice our age bro. If he wants to roll the dice with the waitress old trouts… whatever. Its his show. I think when you retire, or reach a certain age, you break all the rules. HAHAHAH.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Swimcat can still get as seriously burned as the rest of us. He is just old enough to be experienced and not be ruled by his dick. Hope he swims safely in the sea of Tuna and has fun.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Swimcat wrote:

She had to divorce him to get him on Medicade and have the state pay for his care.

Correction: she CHOSE to divorce him. And it’s not the state paying for his care now. It’s the taxpayer.

Women always leap to shirk their responsibilities onto others and then pretend it isn’t their fault, but if a man had done this to his wife, he would be reviled.

Poor guy.

Poor taxpayer.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Swimcat is twice our age bro. If he wants to roll the dice with the waitress old trouts… whatever. Its his show. I think when you retire, or reach a certain age, you break all the rules. HAHAHAH.

Funny, I joke that I’m retiring to a port city. Like an island that starts with St. St. Thomas, St. Lucia, St. Something. Because then every day the boat comes to shore with another crop of whores hitting shore hoping for a story to tell when they get back home. And then every night the boat leaves and they go the f~~~ away!

A three hour tour that’s all you get baby.

Order the good wine

[SwimcatParticipant 3589]

TaxGuy wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Swimcat is twice our age bro. If he wants to roll the dice with the waitress old trouts… whatever. Its his show. I think when you retire, or reach a certain age, you break all the rules. HAHAHAH.

Funny, I joke that I’m retiring to a port city. Like an island that starts with St. St. Thomas, St. Lucia, St. Something. Because then every day the boat comes to shore with another crop of whores hitting shore hoping for a story to tell when they get back home. And then every night the boat leaves and they go the f~~~ away!
A three hour tour that’s all you get baby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjrQcAA43Wc

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Just hope some other dude doesn’t knock her up and her name you the father.

https://nypost.com/2017/07/23/man-ordered-to-pay-65k-in-child-support-for-kid-who-isnt-his/

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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