Florida Man Who Owes Over $500K In Child Support Vanishes

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9554]

A man in Florida vanishes because he owes more than $500,000 in child support payments. He was last seen on a paddleboat in the Atlantic Ocean. I guess he was trying to look for an escape from his 2008 divorce and child support payments.

By the way, how does child support accumulate to $500,000 in only 3 1/2 years this guy has been neglecting it? No kid is worth that much; no wonder why he left.

http://abc7chicago.com/man-who-owes-$500k-in-child-support-vanishes-into-ocean-on-paddleboard/3273591/

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Nice alibi. He’ll be presumed dead in a week or two

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 42]

Russky wrote:

Nice alibi. He’ll be presumed dead in a week or two

Paddle boat!
Atlantic Ocean!
Start of hurricane season!
GREAT ALIBI!

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

In order to have the $500,000 for the child support – which is $500k AFTER taxes, he would have to first make close to $700,000 ($680/690k)

At that point:

Death is the only option.

(And cancel any court ordered life insurance prior so the slut doesn’t get a huge check afterwards)

[743 roadmasterParticipant]

That is a hell of a lot. Hope he had a good plan of escape and got out.

mgtow is its own worst enemy- https://www.campusreform.org/

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Shark food.

[OldBillParticipant]

Here’s hoping he’s in Belize growing a beard and waiting for his plastic surgery appointment. How wonder how much money he got out of the country before “dying”? The cops are going to be sniffing around anyone he ever shared a beer with in the hopes of getting a line on him.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

WHY Wouldn’t he Vanish ??

Just HOW MANY Children could he possibly be supporting ??

HOPEFULLY, He Walks Away for GOOD !!

The CROOKED Court System, and GREEDY “MOM” Deserve IT !!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

If he’s alive, he definitely needs a new ID. If you owe money to women, the government will hunt you to f~~~ing outer space.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

If he’s alive, he definitely needs a new ID. If you owe money to women, the government will hunt you to f~~~ing outer space.

It’s doable with enough money and/or connections in 3rd world countries
I personally know two guys who changed their identity multiple times and didn’t get caught

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

If he was smart, and made it believable then he had someone in a boat waiting for him way out in the ocean. Maybe synched with GPS to connect. Then then once on the boat, took his clothes off, cut into his arm with a razor blade and let alot of blood drip onto his shorts and shirt before throwing them in the water.

Then baiting some larger sharks with huge chunks of meat and stuff like lambs legs before throwing the paddle board into the water with blood from his arm on it.

The first shark bite into the paddle board provides additional evidence.

Then get to the Cayman Islands ASAP to retrieve money that was put into an account prior.

[Anonymous 7]

His brother left behind his phone, wallet, keys and passport at his house, Rick Theoharis said, which alerted him that “something was way off.”

He told police that his nephew’s blue paddleboard, swim fins, dive mask and a weight belt were missing from his home,

Yup, this dude bailed. If he accumulated $500K + in cupcake extortion in about 3 1/2 years then he had the resources to get new papers.

Be ‘seen’ paddling in the ocean, get out of sight and meet a buddy with a boat and its c’ya bitches.

[HitmanParticipant]

If I never saw my kid I would do the same.
I’m envious of him in a certain way..

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Read in another article that he was a commercial real estate agent.

He was probably facing being out of work too since most states have professional licenses suspended of men that are more than three years behind on child support.

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

I would walk into a swamp and take my chances with the gators.

I already have bug-out plans to vanish into the wilderness somewhere between Colorado and Wyoming if s~~~ hits the fan.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Latin America here we come.

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[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

You can buy citizenship in many countries for property ownership, new business, etc. Many will not extradite their own citizens unless it’s murder. If he’s Jewish, his guaranteed Israeli citizenship for a few grand. If not, convert, then go to a Israeli consulate.

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

Joey Alfio wrote:

Latin America here we come.

He was going north towards Bermuda. He’s going to seek British citizenship.

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

Sky-O wrote:

Read in another article that he was a commercial real estate agent.

He was probably facing being out of work too since most states have professional licenses suspended of men that are more than three years behind on child support.

This is why if a man is dumb enough to get married or have kids w/o surrogacy, then he should setup a cash emergency plan and tell no one.

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

I just do not know how it costs half a million dollars in child support in just over four years (when he first became in the rears with the ex-bitch). How does any Judge or Court see this is fair and reasonable?

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