Fleshlights?

[Sagaciously SingleParticipant 214]

Hi all,

I am curious to know about the Fleshlight and the pros / cons?

I’m thinking of buying one, but have no idea which model to buy as there are dozens out there!

Can anyone offer me some advice please?

"And this you can know - fear the time when Manself will not suffer and die for a concept, for this one quality is the foundation of Manself, and this one quality is man, distinctive in the universe". - John Steinbeck.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

I don’t have one, but from the top of my head:

Pros:
– it does the job;
– it doesn’t nag;
– you don’t have to buy it (expensive) stuff or dinners to f~~~ it;
– it doesn’t want to go shopping;
– you can ignore it for a long time if you feel like it, it doesn’t care;
– you can have more than one, it doesn’t care.

Cons:
– you have to clean it.

That’s about it. Nerevar out.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Sagaciously SingleParticipant 214]

Sold! 😀

"And this you can know - fear the time when Manself will not suffer and die for a concept, for this one quality is the foundation of Manself, and this one quality is man, distinctive in the universe". - John Steinbeck.

[BufordParticipant 935]

I went with the Stoya. It has nice flap definition.

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

[Anonymous 11]

The single best investment any man can make. Not only does it keep the lizard brain under control, it’s great for keeping your c~~~ in tip top physical shape too.

The cleaning routine is not that bad after you get used to it. I wish they had these things around when I was a teenager.

[BufordParticipant 935]

Anonymous wrote:

I wish they had these things around when I was a teenager.

I doubt most teenage boys would have been able to afford it. At that age they’d have to be replaced on a weekly basis through wear and tear.

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

[SOLI2DEParticipant 744]

It’s a total upgrade from using your hand. Minimal prep time(buy sleeve warmer from Amazon $30) easy to clean and feels great. Helps keep the desire for a real woman down for a lot longer. If it gets too bad I just go to a escort.

“Do not give your strength to women, nor your ways to that which destroys kings.” -Proverbs 31:3-

[Anonymous 11]

@buford: I used to tutor other kids in math for cash making what would be $45 an hour in today’s dollars. I was rolling in dough for a kid so I could have afforded one. My first girlfriend dropped me right at the end of the school year too for an older guy with a cocaine habit and more money. Hmmmm….

You killed me with wearing it out. I would have done the same too.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

Just buy one OP.

The only downside is that you need to clean it out after using it, but that doesn’t take more than a few minutes.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Sagaciously Single wrote:

Can anyone offer me some advice please?

Seconded – go with the pink lady or the extra tight one if that’s better for you.

Don’t go for any of the “textured” ones. The textures start to seriously chaff after awhile and get really annoying.

Don’t worry – the plain old pink lady gets micro-tearing and abrasions in it after awhile and will have plenty of “texture.”

Protip: When tearing/roughening of the inside surface happens, in a well ventilated area, heat up a smooth shaft 12″-18″ socket extension with a propane torch and use it to gently smooth the inside back out. Do not get it red hot. 20-30 seconds on a propane torch before using should be plenty – you just want to lightly melt the fleshlight material and smooth the inside surface back out, not burn/boil it. Make sure Fleshlight is thoroughly dry before starting.

After smoothing is complete, thoroughly cool before use(obviously), and then rinse with cold/warm water.

Make sure you do it in a WELL VENTILATED area and stand upwind – the fumes can be pretty nasty.

Doing this about once every 6 months or when it gets a bit torn up will restore your Fleshlight to almost new condition and you can get years of use out of a single unit.

Be sure to only use water soluble lube like lotion or astroglide(or both), and NOT anything oil based.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

The only downside is that you need to clean it out after using it, but that doesn’t take more than a few minutes.

As if you don’t have to clean out a real vagina after using it 😉

Seriously Sag – with enough of the right lube, the actual sensation is almost indistinguishable from a real vagina. In fact, if the real vag isn’t shaved, the hair can chaff on your wang and actually be a LESS pleasurable experience than a Fleshlight. Really.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Anonymous 11]

Getting the lube right really is the trick and takes some practice. Originally, the Pink Lady did not impress me. It’s now my favorite sleeve. It’s the easiest to clean too.

@bd: I’ve got a store that sells Astroglide a stone’s throw from the house. Good stuff it is. Thanks for that advice.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

For those here who have fleshlights, do fleshlights ship anonymously? And do they show up on your bank account?

I live in an apartment complex and I don’t want it saying “fleshlight” on the package. I don’t care if anyone knows I have one, but I’d rather avoid all the attention and talk about it.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[Anonymous 11]

Hey, mgtower old buddy, stop f~~~ing those goats and get one. Ha

ROTFL!!!!

I rinse mine immediately after use with first cold then warm tap water. It took a while to get use to that routine instead of just rolling over and going to sleep. I do the alcohol rinse thing a few times a week. I always towel dry the outside and place it in front of a small fan which speeds up the drying. I have an airy part of my house where I stash my Fleshlight kit well hidden from guests.

I’ve told a few of my friends about Fleshlights, but they still spank it the old fashioned way or think a pussy cannot be replaced. I need a real woman these blue pillers bleat to the one.

All I really care about is busting a nut, and a Fleshlight will suck you dry especially the Pink Lady. I like to tighten the vacuum control right before I blow. Learning how to set the vacuum to your liking is part of the process too. I also have read that your sleeve preference may depend on if you’ve been penile mutilated by your parents. Mine did it to me.

So far no UTIs or mold growing on the sleeves, and that’s in humid South Georgia the mold capital of the Universe.

The best part about discussing Fleshlights here is knowing we’re getting under female lurkers skin. Yes, ladies a Fleshlight is so very,very close to a real vagina. My dick does not know the difference. Your power fades with each one sold.

@anthony: They ship and bill very discreetly. There is nothing to indicate that the box contains a synthetic pussy, and Fleshlight is not on the package label or statement. I do keep mine stashed at the house just to not freak any guests out. I’m infamous for having no problems openly discussing male masturbation.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Anonymous wrote:

hey ship and bill very discreetly. There is nothing to indicate that the box contains a synthetic pussy, and Fleshlight is not on the package label or statement.

That makes things better. I assumed they delivered discreetly, but I wasn’t entirely sure. I’m definitely getting a few after I move out of my parents place in a few months.

Anonymous wrote:

I’m infamous for having no problems openly discussing male masturbation.

I’m the same way. I just don’t like discussing that topic with certain people (like landlords because I’d rather just keep it all business with them).

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[Anonymous 11]

They are kind of bulky and not something you’d want your mom to find. Your dad might be interested though.

They are much more sanitary too. I had this sorry roommate who used one of my blankets as a jizz rag. It was disgusting. I think he humped the damn thing as cum stains covered the whole thing on both sides. I almost barfed.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Couple of useful russian tips:

– Take the sleeve out of plastic enclosure and use and store it without it – it’s better that way because:
– it dries quicker and doesn’t mold
– it’s much better sensation when you can affect pressure points and tightness- bends and all that with your hands
– Buy a giant 32oz container of water-based lube called Swiss Navy on walmart.com- it’s only 20 bucks or so and comes with a small refillable squirt bottle.
– you don’t have to wash the sleeve every single time you use it, if you ejaculate outside the sleeve through the sleeve hole on the other side (on a paper towel or something) – just add some lube and you’re good to go.
– don’t drink liquor containing sugars and caramel like Jack or Canadian, drink Svedka vodka instead.
– lock your front door when using Fleshlight, or a bear might stumble inside looking for food

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Anonymous wrote:

They are kind of bulky and not something you’d want your mom to find.

Ha, definitely. Which is why I plan on getting them after I move out.

Anonymous wrote:

They are much more sanitary too. I had this sorry roommate who used one of my blankets as a jizz rag. It was disgusting. I think he humped the damn thing as cum stains covered the whole thing on both sides. I almost barfed.

That’s why I wouldn’t even like to have roommates. They always mess up your things like that.

Fleshlights definitely are more sanitary though. My main issue with them would be the same as your issue when you first got them. That being I’d have to get used to cleaning them up after I jerked off in them.

I’m used to just falling asleep afterwards for a few hours.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[Anonymous 11]

It was a blanket my mom (R.I.P) gave to me one Christmas so it had some serious sentimental value. I grabbed it using latex gloves and disposed of it.

I simply adjusted my spanking schedule. Instead of doing it right at bed time, I switched to a little earlier. The one thing I learned was just how deeply our long term masturbation habits get ingrained in us. It took me a month to even adjust to it.

I’m burning the midnight oil developing new skills to be able to expand my business to avoid the need for a roommate ever again. I just can’t live with a s~~~ty roommate. I broke every law regarding evicting people living in your house when I disposed of him. He was smoking crack and pills in my boarder room. He did about $2,000 in property damages.

80% of my friends have had disastrous experiences with them. A good solid roommate is worth his weight in gold and rare as hen’s teeth.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Anonymous wrote:

80% of my friends have had disastrous experiences with them. A good solid roommate is worth his weight in gold and rare as hen’s teeth.

Definitely. I prefer to live alone though. The only roommate I’ll ever have when I move out is a dog or 2. They’re much better than other people for roommates.

Anonymous wrote:

I simply adjusted my spanking schedule. Instead of doing it right at bed time, I switched to a little earlier.

I’ll end up doing it that way then. And either way you do it, fleshlights are better than women in every way. Now only if they made a version where it would make me a sandwhich afterwards and they’ll be perfect.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

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