Fleshlight accessory

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Please forgive me if I am wasting your time, but anyone who is using a fleshlight product might consider obtaining the sleeve warmer that came out this year. Nice improvement.
Thanks.

https://www.fleshlight.com/sleeve-warmer/

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Not a waste of time at all! Fleshlights rock, and this sounds like a nice improvement. I’m at work right now so I’ll have to wait to check it out….

For anyone that doesn’t know, the Fleshlight is made of a thermal plasitc elastomer(I think) and is incredibly close to real flesh, especially with a little lube on it.

Developed at NASA I believe. Leave it to us geeks to invent artificial pussy that actually feels like the real thing. Sometimes even better. And the best thing is, you can put it in a drawer when you’re done and it never needs a Valentines day present. It never wants you to meet its parents. It never gets mad at you and when you ask it what’s wrong it doesn’t say “oh nothing…..” It never forces you to sit through Amy Shumer movies. It never has an orgasm and then loses interest in further sex. It never sues you for alimony/palimony/divorce. It never……. (feel free to insert your own here)

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

I used to immerse fleshlights in hot water, but it was a hassle and often the things would be too hot. This device is much easier. I think people will like them.

[Anonymous 11]

F~~~ it. I’m ordering one.

Since we’re being attacked, I must insert a more acerbic comment.

@ManginaWhiteKnightScriptMonkeys: Those who pay you are being replaced by a polymer device. Your efforts are futile.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Out of stock already ))) you, guys!!

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

What works for me is to put the lube in and then hit it in the microwave for about five seconds. Make sure to check temperature with your fingers first though – wouldn’t want to burn Mr. Happy! 🙂

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[RennieParticipant]

Now I got to get one too.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

I contacted them last month and their rep says it should be back in stock sometime this month.

Now somebody needs to come up with a DIY version of that overpriced furniture you can put the fleshlight in.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

Guess I’ll pull the trigger on one of these flesh-lights and that warmer thing.

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