First Vaginal Beer: Bottled Instinct

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

So, I found this Kickstarter. That no one funded. XD

And it’s just full of hilarious bulls~~~.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/first-vaginal-beer-bottled-instinct#/

We, The Order of Yoni, have prepared technology making creation of such unique beer possible. The beer containing a quintessence of femininity.

The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into a dance with lovely angel.

Help us to spread femininity all over the world.

Personally, I’m glad this isn’t getting attention. For now. I just think of the idea of SJWs drinking skank c~~~ liquid and pay for it in order to “spread femininity all over the world.” My God, man.

[vargpajParticipant 244]

yeah…. i’m going to hold out for the BDSM Ale.

good god.

[NewgroundsParticipant 558]

I don’t think there’s anything “High-tech” about pussy juice in beer rofl.

|Right Wing Death Squad| Swallowed both Red Pills /pol/MGTOW

[RennieParticipant]

Either it’s someone trolling, or someone has taken pussy worship to the next level. It’s so abhorrent that even 4chan is appalled.

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/69213681/first-vaginal-beer-contains-sexuality-by-using

So far they’ve only gotten one Euro. Let’s cross our fingers and hope this abomination never comes to fruition.

[chirParticipant]

That is worthy of a good technicolor rainbow puke…

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Ok, so I guess he plans to have women lined up in a stable with spread legs and he will just cruise pass them in his mini golf cart and tap their essence one by one? Da fook is going on? 1 EURO donation sounds like a big success to me, seriously…

But anyways might be a good beer for steve.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman.

I wish this was a joke.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina

How dare he say there’s bacteria in vagina juice! That’s rape!

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Using hi-tech of microbiology

A straw

Jan Sobieski wrote:

we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina

stick the straw in the right hole

[pabsawakeParticipant 1761]

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Christ

"You can either love women or understand them, you can't do both". Truth over everything

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

i dont even know where to start on this post.

ENGAGE THE WALL OF SILENCE.

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

Finally a beer for all the male Cucks feminists.

A Cuck’s beer, probably worthy of disturbingly terrible tastes too.

Wouldn’t drink it, even if I got paid to drink it.

[Maraudrz1Participant 2250]

The woman is probably some fat old land whale. LOL

Women's brains and vagina have one thing in common. There is nothing in there until a man puts something in there.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3726]

Where do you guys think sour dough starters originally came from?

Every time you drink beer you’re drinking yeast s~~~ and p~~~.

You probably don’t want to know where some of the strains of brewers and bakers yeast came from, just like you probably don’t want to think of eggs as chicken abortions next time you’re eating an omelette.

What would you call a beer made from Vaginal yeast anyway?

Here’s my entries:

Stella Ar-t~~~
Budvager
St Papy Girl
Pubst Blue Ribbon (or red ribbon)
Vaguiness extra stout
Lat~~~ts Blue
Dos Vagis
C~~~rona Extra
Shockt~~~
Milwaukee’s Best

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[sequoiaParticipant 467]

Zymurgy is a man thing,monks brewing beer years ago,what the t~~~s are trying to do is more like felching!

Was cut and carried for a dozen years so therefore, twelve years a slave

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

Sorry, it’s an Indiegogo campaign, not a Kickstarter. I wasn’t concentrated and was actually too appalled by this crowdfunding project.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3726]

sequoia wrote:

Zymurgy is a man thing,monks brewing beer years ago,what the t~~~s are trying to do is more like felching!

I’ll see your felching and raise you one blumpkin!

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[pabsawakeParticipant 1761]

Awesome response, wish I could have given you 5 stars for that!

"You can either love women or understand them, you can't do both". Truth over everything

[sequoiaParticipant 467]

Biggvs dickvs
I’ll cover your blumpkin,with an Alabama hot pocket and raise you a truffle butter.

Was cut and carried for a dozen years so therefore, twelve years a slave

[guiParticipant 825]

If I saw someone drinking this I would probably die from laughing too much. LOL

It would not be out of character for them because some feminists drink period blood like the swedish ones

Some Brazilian feminists also drink period blood and think it has magical powers and use it to water the plants and stuff like this. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to find a video. But they talk about it a lot on Facebook and other social media.

They are getting more retarded real fast.

Pity and contempt are siblings. You only feel pity for those you consider weak.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

Urgh! what the f~~~?

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