First Date on Valentine’s Day

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Well, I found out last night that another of my guy friends is a total blue pill idiot. And here I had hopes for this guy.

He was in a live-in situation with this chick for a while but finally moved out, got his own place and started seeing other women and focusing on his work recently so it seemed he was headed in the right direction. But apparently he can’t get the taste of vagina out of his mind.

Here’s the story… Apparently he went on Plenty of Whales and found some hot piece of ass to obsess over. They talked by text for a while and he asked her out… on Valentine’s Day! “Oh, it’s just a coincidence…” he assures me, as if I’m really that stupid.

Then he goes on to complain that the woman wants him to go meet her at her at this fancy-ass outdoor mall place at 5pm so that they can “go shopping for gifts” before dinner. She told him she is always treated like a princess by other guys and expects him to buy her a pair of shoes. Then he can take her out for a fancy dinner and to see a movie, but she doesn’t drink and she’s got school in the morning so has to be home by 9pm. <bulls~~~!>

He’s all “I told her I treat my woman like a queen and I have the funds and my gift is going to be spending $100 on dinner and another $40 on a movie blah blah…” and then she called him “cheap” and he doubled down on the whole “here’s how much I can spend on you” bit.

I said “Hold on right there. This woman is a scammer. She’s demanding gifts and fancy dinners and entertainment and she’s basically told you that you aren’t getting any. Why not just postpone the date for a week or spend your money on a prostitute?”

“Because I’m gonna f~~~ this bitch raw dog.”

“So let me get this straight… instead of spending that time and money on a guaranteed lay with a condom, or just keeping it and getting on with your life like a normal person, you’re going to gamble it with this gold-digging scamming entitled piece of s~~~ in the hopes of maybe getting some without a condom, is that it?”

Ultimately he had to accept that this was indeed it. At least he balked at outright buying her a gift, but he fell all over himself trying to convince her that he has money (which he doesn’t) and is willing to blow it on her (which he probably would if he had any) just because he can’t control his own dick.

It’s sad and pathetic. And the worst part is he thinks he’s a pimp! All I could say was “Dude, no. I’d have punched out at the word ‘princess’ or when she said she doesn’t drink. I wouldn’t have agreed to meet her on Valentine’s Day under any circumstances and would have been 100% out of the deal as soon as she said anything about gifts, the cost of a restaurant or anything relating to money. You need to get control of your dick and quit trying to scam the scammers. You’re messing with forces beyond your control and are going to end up destroyed by them if you keep this up.”

Of course my comments fell on deaf ears. Oh well, f~~~ ’em. He’ll learn.

[RoyDalParticipant]

“So let me get this straight… instead of spending that time and money on a guaranteed lay with a condom, or just keeping it and getting on with your life like a normal person, you’re going to gamble it with this gold-digging scamming entitled piece of s~~~ in the hopes of maybe getting some without a condom, is that it?”

Well said, sir! Well said!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[numbCruncherParticipant 772]

Experience is what you get after you need it

You say "love is a temple, love the higher law" ...You ask me to enter, but then you make me crawl. And I can't be holding on to what you got, when all you got is hurt

[experiencedParticipant]

Demands shoes on the first date or any date for that matter = give her the boot and you know where!

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

I just threw up on my keyboard. And WTF is it with women and shoes?

[Anonymous 0]

Don’t hold back, Doc!! HaHa
First date on valentines day??
Does he need to change his prescription?

[HitmanParticipant]

Never ever. ..on V-Day..(VD)..With a princess that wants shoes? Godamnit..God Damn It!!!NO NO NO. .I wish I knew where that date was gonna go down. .I wish I could show up and p~~~ in her drink, puke on her f~~~in shoes and then smack BOTH of them upside the head… damn it man..

[RennieParticipant]

Usually – but not always, the only way a person will understand MGTOW is if they’ve seen how things are for themselves.

The Long Walk wrote:

And WTF is it with women and shoes?

It has been suggested that people with mental problems may have an obsession with shoes.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Even Jesus Christ, couldn’t lead fools, out of foolishness!

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

You’ve done all you can Doc. At least the shoe princess sounds so young and involved that she’ll abort his kid instead of getting him onto the child support treadmill.

She wouldn’t want a youngun messing up her hopes and dreams of finishing school and finding Daddy Warbucks.

He’s out of his league for sure.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[TheroniusParticipant 975]

So… she’s a whore, and price for a “date” is a pair of shoes, but no guarantee of a happy ending? Sounds like a raw deal to me.

"I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?" - George Carlin

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Step 1,
Tell her to meet you at exclusive restaurant “X” at “Y” time.
Step 2,
At “Y”+ 5 minutes call and state you are being held up at work and you will be late. Tell her to go ahead and get a table and order any drinks she wants.
Step 3,
At “Y”+ 15 minutes call and state you are on the way and if she could go ahead and order you the most expensive meal on the menu, and whatever the hell she wants.
Step 4,
Go to PayLess Shoes and buy some cheap gaudy flip flops.
Step 5,
Place said cheap shoes on her car with a note stating that is what she is really worth.
Step 6,
Go home and do whatever the hell you want.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Woman says “I want shoes…”

experienced wrote:

give her the boot

Hah!

[Anonymous 25]

If she had said that to me about taking her to a mall and buying her gifts, I would have invited her to come over first. Then when she got here I would have handed her a bucket and sponge and said “clean my car, I wouldn’t want a princess like you travelling around in a dirty car”.

[Grim-Participant 454]

This is why I can’t stand PUAs. They have the same mentality as this dickweed. And, when they get married, they usually turn into mangina/white knight “pussy whipped” bitches.

If you’re all about getting laid, do it the right way. Like how Tom Leykis does it. Don’t spend more than $40 on a single date.

Hell, I wouldn’t even spend that much on a date. I’d rather spend that much on a quick one from a escort.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

You can get a full body rub and a professional quality handy from a clean, attractive young woman for $80 in my town. If you so require the touch of a woman that you are prepared to spend money for it, this is a fine option.

Gambling $150 to $450 and probably three nights of your valuable time that you MIGHT get to raw dog a gold digging con artist is a fool’s bet, at best.

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