Finally Got a New Job…but it's in Security again.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Enjoy The Decline wrote:

If you are trying to find easier ways to take showers, I read somewhere in an article and in a book that there are people who actually manage to live and sleep in a vehicle like a van and then have a gym membership at a gym so that they can take a shower there while working out there also. I am sure that your job can help pay for your gym membership, and you could also milk the gym membership for all it’s worth by going there everyday if you wish.

Yeh man thats next on my list to do. There are 24 hour gyms here so it comes in handy.

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It’sallbs wrote:

Dissident, I hate to use this god awful text speak of the modern world but that rant really did make me laugh out loud. You are spot on mate. I have s~~~e jobs like taht as well many times despite education and experience (or should I say indoctrination) i did a night job for the NHS once. Now I am not medically trained ok, and I sat in a room form 9pm to 6 in the morning at a hospital in a major British City taking emergency calls from pregnant women… that’s how great our NHS is-reading books in between calls was goo. S~~~ jobs have their compensations sometimes. I am degree educated and have 20 yplus years experirnce and have been in and out of work for years -the occassional “good job” and then call centre s~~~e ta the moment I cant get fcuk all and I don’ care it’s all sick joke mate.I’m 40 next month so I’m f~~~ed for getting a job anyway. you think the uS is bad with maginas etc the UK is something eles.

I’m from England so I know exactly what you mean. The country went down the s~~~ter years ago. My first ever job was working part time for Tesco when i was 16 in 2001 and I was still at school and the c~~~s were only paying 3 quid 64 pence an hour, and it hasnt changed much since then! I think people of that age now are not getting much more…it is a sick joke you are right.

Zero contract hours now, f~~~ loads of immigrants, no jobs, no nothing. I have no idea how people survive.

Have you ever had the pleasure of visiting the Job Centre? Horrible place. I was treated like aids and they never found me f~~~ all work.

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Sorry for late replies. Since getting this job I’ve had f~~~ all time to myself!

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