Fifty Shades: Grey + Darker

[IRuleMeParticipant]

I finally got around to seeing the movies this morning. Never read the books, didn’t have any interest initially in seeing the films, but when you have a firestick sideloaded with apps, I figured “what the hell?” Aside from Chad Thunderc~~~ going full simp on this chick and the lack of some usual S+M type stuff (wearing a mask, being gagged with a ball strap, etc) I have to say… Fifty Shades of Grey was fantastic!

I loved all the nude sex scenes, which was like half the films. LOL Between Grey and Darker, I’ve seen Dakota Johnson nude more times than any other actress has been nude in their entire career. Even Shannon Tweed.

[Sky-OParticipant 18943]

Fifty Shades of Windex hits the theaters next year.

Same concept, but Pumpkin finds out the guy is just a janitor.

Then calls 911 and claims she was raped.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

I don’t understand the fascination with this flick. I mean I get why it makes chicks all gina-tingly but what am I as a man supposed to get out of it?

[trader1913Participant 1577]

PistolPete wrote:

I don’t understand the fascination with this flick. I mean I get why it makes chicks all gina-tingly but what am I as a man supposed to get out of it?

Giving a single man something of value is bad business, when a man is free from the clutches of women he lives within his means and is easily satisfied.

If you are a business man would you prefer a client base that are informed, rational, careful in spending or a client base that is ignorant, easily manipulated, emotional, frivolous in spending.

[Anonymous 0]

PistolPete wrote:

I don’t understand the fascination with this flick. I mean I get why it makes chicks all gina-tingly but what am I as a man supposed to get out of it?

You couldn’t pay me to go see Fifty Shades of f~~~all.

[Anonymous 6]

BUT BUT BUT, DOnald Trump’s language is inflammatory. No woman would vote for him after hearing the vile things he said to have done to women…..

Meanwhile, Women buy fifty shades of grey books worldwide and drag their boyfriends to the theaters to see the movie…..meanwhile, the majority of women in the country, VOTED FOR TRUMP!!!

Hmmm, there is a connection here somewhere.

[Anonymous 2]

Funny detail is that practicioners of BDSM often hate on the Shades movies for their depiction of a relationship that is abusive, because the the guy isn’t simpy enough and emotionally unavailable. In the real world, Christian Grey would be…. not good enough. It’s hilarious.

Women over 30 get gina tingles from 50 Shades because to them this stuff usually stays a fantasy, or they live those fantasies with some Chad who also treats them like s~~~ outside of the bedroom.

Most of the woke men that engage in BDSM are too aware of their own SMV to be exclusive to some 30+ leftover chick. There’s 20-somethings everywhere who like that s~~~. But they are way more fun to be around, and still sexy to boot.

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