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MARCH 21 2016
MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT PARRIS ISLAND, USA
12:50 AMA DECORATED MARINE GUNNERY SERGEANT HAS KILLED HIMSELF TODAY AFTER ATTEMPTING TO LEAD THE FIRST ALL WOMEN, ALL FEMINIST MARINE INFANTRY DIVISION INTO BATTLE IN NORTHERN UZF~~~EDITSTAN. 37 YEAR OLD GUNNERY SERGEANT “IRONCORE” HAROLD PETERSON BEAT HIMSELF TO DEATH WITH HIS OWN LEFT BOOT, SHORTLY AFTER ATTEMPTING TO MOVE A SQUAD AWAY FROM THEIR CELL PHONES WHILE THEY WERE TAKING SELFIES NEXT TO STARVING CITIZENS IN THE TUMULTUOUS NATION. HIS LAST WORDS ARE OVERHEARD TO HAVE BEEN: “GOOD F~~~ING JOB HILARY. I TOLD EVERYONE TO F~~~ING VOTE FOR TRUMP”.
UZF~~~EDITSTAN, A SMALL, MODERATE ISLAMIC STATE, APPEALED TO THE WORLD FOR HELP LAST WEEK AFTER “VOTING FOR” IT’S FIRST ALL FEMALE GOVERNMENT. AFTER APPROXIMATELY 48 HOURS UNDER THE NEW REGIME, THE ECONOMY, POWER GRID AND ALL ESSENTIAL SERVICES COMPLETELY FAILED. NOT UNDERSTANDING THAT KITTENS AND FACEBOOK ARE IN FACT NEITHER AN INTRINSIC IMPORT OR EXPORT HAS DRAMATICALLY AFFECTED THE OIL-BASED ECONOMY IN THE FORMER DICTATORSHIP. FOLLOWING A NINE DAY PERIOD OF RULE, THE UZF~~~EDI CITIZENS ARE STARVING, THE ELECTRICAL GRID IS COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN, RAW SEWAGE IS RUNNING IN THE STREETS, TAMPONS ARE CLOGGING DRAINAGE SYSTEMS AND MOBILE PHONE SALES HAVE PEAKED, DESPITE ALL NETWORK TOWERS AND NATIONAL SATELLITES BEING COMPLETELY INOPERABLE AND UNWOMANED AT THIS TIME.
THE DEBACLE STARTED WHEN LIEUTENANT C-HER-NEL “TEEHEE” ABIGAIL BOUGHTHERB~~~~, THE TERTIARY PLANNER OF THE INVASION, ATTEMPTED TO LAND HER LCV (LANDING CRAFT VAGINA) IN THE LANDLOCKED COUNTRY. NOT REALIZING THAT LANDING ON THE BEACH OF A NATION WHICH IS NOT INVOLVED IN THE CONFLICT, ON ANOTHER CONTINENT, IN AN ASSAULT CRAFT, WITHOUT PERMISSION OR AN ALLIANCE, IS IN FACT CONSIDERED DEROGATORY ON THE WORLD STAGE; HER UNIT WAS IMMEDIATELY DESTROYED UPON LANDING ON A BEACH IN NORTHERN ANTARCTICA, APPROXIMATELY NINE THOUSAND MILES AWAY FROM THE INTENDED OBJECTIVE IN THE SMALL, WAR TORN, MIDDLE EASTERN NATION.
HEINRICH SCHULTZ, A GERMAN CLIMATE CHANGE EXPERT, PART OF AN INTERNATIONAL EXPEDITION TO THE FABLED AND DESOLATE ANTARCTIC CONTINENT, WAS STUDYING PENGUINS MATING BEHAVIOR FROM A NORTHERN STATION WHEN HE WITNESSED THE ATTEMPTED LANDING.
“ZISS VASS MOST UNUSUAL”, DR. SCHULTZ TOLD REPORTERS. “ZEY SMAZZHED INTO ZA SHORE, LEAPT OVER ZEE ZIDE OFF ZEE PINK CRAFT, YELLING “GURL POWER” VERY, VERY LOUTLY, AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY ZUCCUMBED TO ZEE ICY VATER. ALMOST ALL…ZEY DIZAPPEARED BENEATH THE VAVES WITHIN ZECONDS, EGGZEPT FOR VUNN YOUNG VOMAN WHO MADE IT TO SHORE. SHE VASS CRYING AND STROKING MY PENGVINS AND ZEN LAUGHING. VENN I APPROACHED TO OFFERR MY AZZIZTANCE, SHE SAID “ARE YOU A BAD GUY???” AND ZEN REZUMED CRYING. SHE ATTEMPTED TO SHOOT ME, BUT SHE SHOT HERSELF IN ZEE THIGH. MY PENGVINS ARE MOST UPZET”. LANCE CORPHERRAL IYMA CUNNTY AND MAJOR FUCCING BICH ARE BEING TREATED FOR HYPOTHERMIA, MALNUTRITION, EMOTIONAL INSTABILITY, “TEXT FINGER” AND GENERAL INSANITY IN LANDSTUHL, GERMANY. THE REMAINING 169 MARINE INFANTRYWOMEN ARE PRESUMED STUPID. NINETEEN MARINE RESCUE HELICOPTERS WERE LOST IN THE RESCUE, SIX OF THEM HAVING CRASHED INTO EACH OTHER AND ONE FLYING INTO THE SIDE OF THE LONE, SOLITARY, PAINSTAKINGLY CONSTRUCTED RADIO TOWER WHICH OCCUPIES THE PENINSULA.
MEANWHILE, ONE HELICOPTER BASED USMC MGNEUWPL (MMMM-HERINE GENDER NEUTRAL EXPEDITIONARY UNIT WEAPONS PLATOON LOLZ) LANDED RELATIVELY CLOSE TO THE INTENDED TARGET OF THE NEWLY RENAMED UZF~~~EDITSTANIAN CAPITAL, MUSHUKCHA BEKAMU (LOOSELY TRANSLATED AS “FLUFFY KITTY”). 347,000 MARINE INFANTRYWOMEN PARTOOK IN THE INITIAL AIRBORNE ASSAULT, BUT ONLY ONE WEAPONS PLATOON MANAGED TO LAND IN THE COUNTRY. THE OTHER 43,375 AIRCRAFT HAVE YET TO BE LOCATED, AND ARE PRESUMED LOST AT SEA. PETTY C~~~ NO CLASS MELISSA ALIMOWNY, THE LONE AIRCRAFT FUELER ON THE USS EMMA WATSON HAD BEEN FEELING ICKY PRIOR TO THE MISSION, AND DECIDED TO TAKE A DAY OFF. AS A RESULT, NONE OF THE INVASION AIRCRAFT, EXCEPTING ONE, HAD BEEN FUELED.
UPON ARRIVING IN UZF~~~EDITSTAN AIRSPACE, GUNNERY SERGEANT PETERSON, THE RANKING ENLISTED MISOGYNIST CIS GENDER, MALE PIG FIRST CLASS, HAD TO ASSUME CONTROL OF THE LEAD ROTARY WING CRAFT. THE ACTUAL NAVAL AVIATOR PILOT HAD BEEN DISTRACTED BY ARGUING WITH HER COMMANDING OFFICER AS TO THE NAME OF THE CASTMEMBERS OF “FIFTY SHADES OF GAY” WHILE MASTURBATING, AND OVERSHOT THE LZ BY THREE MILES. THE TWO WOMEN THEN BEGAN SLAPPING EACH OTHER, AND LIEUTENANT CHEESEONNER VAJJ FELL OUT THE OPEN DOOR TO HER DEATH. LUCKILY, GUNNY SERGEANT HAROLD PETERSON HAD ONCE PLAYED A VIDEO GAME INVOLVING THE OPERATION OF A HELICOPTER, AND MANAGED TO BRING THE CHOPPER TO THE GROUND SAFELY AFTER TAKING CONTROL OF THE HELO FROM fLITE CoMaNdHeR SINDY SINNGULLMUM. SGT. PETERSON TRIED DILIGENTLY AND VALIANTLY TO BRING THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL.
HOWEVER, fLITE CoMaNdHeR SINNGULLMUM LOUDLY AND VOCALLY ACCUSED GUNNERY SGT. PETERSON OF RAPE, AS HE HAD BRUSHED HER LEFT BREAST WHILE GRABBING FOR THE HELO’S FLIGHT YOKE AS THE HELICOPTER WAS ENTERING INTO A SPIN. AS HE ATTEMPTED TO BRING THE AIRCRAFT UNDER CONTROL, THE STICK WENT SLIGHTLY BETWEEN SINGULLMUM’S LEGS, AND TOUCHED HER INNER THIGH. CDR. SINNGULLMUM PEPPER SPRAYED THE DECORATED MARINE VETERAN DIRECTLY IN THE FACE, WHILE KICKING FOR HIS GROIN AREA. AS PETERSON TRIED TO MAINTAIN AN ACCEPTABLE LANDING DECELERATION WHILST BLINDED, GASPING FOR BREATH, AND CLUTCHING HIS TESTICLES, CDR. SINGULLMUM THEN REACHED INTO PETERSON’S POCKETS IN SEARCH OF DISPOSABLE INCOME FOR HER THREE YEAR OLD SON, JANE. LUCKILY, FOLLOWING THE NEW DEPARTMENT OF NATIONAL DEFENSE’S PAY SCALE POLICY WHERE ENLISTED MEN’S WAGES AND PAY ARE GIVEN DIRECTLY TO THEIR SENIOR FEMALE OFFICERS, SHE FOUND NOTHING OTHER THAN A MEDAL WHICH PETERSON KEPT IN HIS POCKET; A TOKEN FROM HIS FATHER, A VIETNAM VETERAN. CDR. SINGULLMUM IMMEDIATELY TRADED THE MEDAL TO A FELLOW MARINE FOR A CUP OF PUMPKIN SPICED LATTE ALMOND NUT FAT AND GLUTEN FREE CHAI ASPARAGUS WATER. VERY LUCKILY, SHE WAS ABLE TO UPDATE HER FACEBOOK STATUS TO REFLECT THIS.
BLINDED AND BARELY BREATHING, GUNNY PETERSON LEAPED FROM THE LANDED HELICOPTER, REMOVED THE SAFETY FROM HIS RIFLE, FIXED BAYONET AND RAGED A CHILLING WAR CRY OF “GET SOME, MOTHERF~~~ERS!!!!” IN THE DIRECTION OF THE DEFILADED ENEMY. HEAVY ENEMY FIRE ENSUED.
THE REMAINING EIGHT MARINE RIFLEWOMEN IN THE HELICOPTER TOOK GREAT OFFENSE TO THE WAR CRY, AND BEGAN TO HAVE A DISCUSSION AMONG THEMSELVES AS TO THE GENERAL HATRED THAT MALES FEEL TOWARD THEIR MOTHERS AND OTHER FEMALE FAMILY MEMBERS WHILE SHAKING THEIR HEADS VEHEMENTLY. AS AN RPG NARROWLY MISSED THE V-22 OSPREY, PRIVATE IVANNA FREERYDE COMPLETELY LOST HER DECORUM, SCREAMED AND STABBED FELLOW MARINE CORPORAL IDONNA HAVS-ELFESTEEM IN THE FACE WITH HER BAYONET. AS FREERYDE THEN P~~~ED HERSELF, THE WEAKLY CONTROLLED BLADDER’S CONTENTS SHORTED OUT THE WIRING TO THE NEWLY INSTALLED, STANDARD ON ALL WOMEN’S DIVISION’S COMBAT VEHICLES, THE P.S.A.A.M.F.V.D. (POSITIVE SELF AFFIRMATION AND ADMIRATION MESSAGE FEED VIEWING DEVICE). THE NEWLY ACQUISITION-ED P.S.A.A.M.F.V.D ARE SEEING THEIR FIRST SERVICE IN THIS CONFLICT. “RESEARCH” FROM WOMEN’S STUDIES DEPARTMENTS IN UNIVERSITIES ACROSS THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA HAS SHOWN THAT FEELING GOOD ABOUT HERSELF, BEING HER , AND BEING NICE TO ONE ANOTHER IMPROVES THE LIKELIHOOD OF NOT HAVING TO DO A SOLITARY THING IN COMBAT. AS PROMINENT FEMINIST AND “RESEARCH SCIENTIST”, DOCT-HER TOWTAL WAYSTAFUGGINGSKIN, FROM THE THE UNIVERSITY OF ANITA SARKESIAN IN WASHINGTON D.C. HAS OFTEN SAID: “EVERYTHING CAN BE SOLVED BY TALKING ABOUT FEELINGS AND/OR CRYING BEFORE A JUDGE”. THE DEFENSE CONTRACT FOR THESE CONTROVERSIAL DEVICES, WHICH DISPLAY A FEED OF POSITIVE, AFFIRMING, STRONG WOMEN MESSAGES IS STILL UNDER INVESTIGATION AND REVIEW. AT A SMALL PRICE TAG OF 850 BILLION DOLLARS FOR THE PROCUREMENT AND INSTALLATION OF THREE HUNDRED “BETA MODELS” OF THE WARM AND FUZZY DIGITAL DEVICE, A CONTRACTS INSPECTOR WAS ALARMED TO FIND THAT THEY ARE SIMPLY A BETAMAX MACHINE, COUPLED WITH AN RCA 19″ TELEVISION. THEY AREN’T EVEN A F~~~ING VCR.
TO RETURN TO LESS IMPORTANT NEWS, GUNNERY SERGEANT PETERSON WAS AT THIS POINT SEVERELY WOUNDED BY AUTOMATIC RIFLE FIRE. AS HE SELF-APPLIED PRESSURE TO THE GAPING WOUND IN HIS RIGHT SOLDIER, CORPSWOMAN MARIE MEENOW STEPPED FROM THE HELICOPTER, USING PETERSON’S FACE AS A STEPPING STOOL AS SHE DESPERATELY TRIED TO CALM PRIVATE FREERYDE, THE URINATING BASKET CASE WHO WAS AT THIS POINT SHOVING SEVERAL OUNCES OF FYRE‘S (FROZEN YOGURT, READY TO EAT) INTO HER FACE. PVT. FREERYDE THEN TOOK PETERSON’S RIFLE FROM HIM, STATING IT WAS “NICER THAN HERS”.
UNARMED, SEVERELY WOUNDED AND SOMEWHAT INDIGNANTLY, GUNNERY SGT. PETERSON THEN PROCEEDED TO TAKE HIS OWN LIFE BY REPEATEDLY CLUBBING HIMSELF OVER THE HEAD WITH HIS OWN BOOT. AS THE KA-BAR HAS BEEN PHASED OUT OF SERVICE DUE TO AN INTERNAL EQUIPMENT STUDY PERFORMED BY STARBUCKS, STATING THAT “IT’S VERY SHARP AND DANGEROUS”, SGT. PETERSON HAD NO ALTERNATIVE.
MORE IMPORTANTLY, ALL SEVEN OF THE REMAINING RIFLEWOMEN ARE UNHARMED AND ARE CURRENTLY EXCHANGING EMAIL ADDRESSES AND MOBILE PHONE NUMBERS WITH OPPOSING FORCES.
MORE TO COME IN THIS BREAKING STORY.
NEXT: HILARY CLINTON GETS EATEN OUT BY WHITE HOUSE INTERN AND IS GIVEN MEDAL OF HONOR.
IN RELATED NEWS: BILL CLINTON SPEAKS FROM PRISON CAMP ABOUT BENEFITS OF CASTRATION AND THE PRESERVATION OF THE MODERN FAMILY.
The best thing will be to move them to the rear echelon and rename them The Whore Corps.
Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?
It won’t be long before we get back to the bronze age, only consolation is the blue pill manginas, feminists and women in general, the ones that are pushing for this, are the ones that will cry snot and tears in such a world.
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That was hilarious. Thank you for sharing.
Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.
Women do not belong in a standing army. They are not made for it, both mentally and physically. There is a reason why it has always been men who have fought of the enemies of the state/tribe. Roles like that do not come out of thin air or because someone decided this a long time ago. No, it has always been thus because men are biologically predisposed to handle such tasks, the task of protector. Women whom in the past did take on the same protector-role, had a low rate of survival thus ensuring that those kind of female genes would die out.
Nature is harsh, evolution does not care about what is “right”, rather it only cares about what works.
Often in the media we hear about the many female warriors that have lived trough the ages. Much of those stories are false or have been modified to fit the feminist ideology.
The Amazons:: Did never exist as we know it. Rather, this story was fabricated by the ancient greeks when they first came into contact with the Scythians (a people from the steppes, north of the Black Sea). This people had a small population and a harsh life, thus forcing women to fight alongside the men. But the women never fought in close combat, rather they preferred to shoot their enemies with arrows from horseback. There are stories from this time (proven by modern archeology) that the women cut of their right breast so they could get a better aim with their bow. The greeks made up this story because they did not understand why women fought alongside men.
The Germanic female warriors: Was women following their men into combat during the Roman period. Although armed, they rarely fought, their task was to stand behind friendly lines cheering for their men, thus enforcing (and sustaining) the morale of the army.
The Shield Maidens: Did exist, but not as front line warriors. Since the Norse homelands of Scandinavia was so thinly populated, women were expected to do their part. Their role was to be a warrior of last resort. Their main objective was to guard the village and the children when the men were abroad raiding. There are a few stories of shield maidens fighting alongside men in battle. Their fates were always a brutal death which usually befell them early on into the battle.There are numerous more examples than those I have just mentioned. The morale of these stories, while using history as a reference, is that women have never served a vital role in battle. To encourage women into the armed forces today is useless and against its purpose. Heroism on the field of battle is a trait only a man can have, because he is biologically predisposed to handle such stress. Stories, such as the one above, will only increase in number in the years ahead.
The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal - Aristotle (384 - 322 BC)
Anonymous42All woman’s marine corp/se? Sounds like placing a Rolls Royce emblem on a 1983 mustard yellow (rotted and dented) Renault Le-Car! Or a Yugo of the same color year and condition (depends on the woman).
What will they f~~~ up next?
The enemy is going to enjoy all the pussy they can capture! It beats us men getting a bullet to the back of the head! It’s a good way to dispose of allot of worthless pussy, and save allot men!
tch,,, tch,,, that’s a go girl corps, that’s a go,,, tch,,, f~~~ the enemy,,, tch,,,USS emma watson!!!!
Women in armed forces are worse than useless, they just f~~~ up and get people killed.
Remember what happened to the first women flighing an f14 for the navy?
F~~~ed up, dead and allmost killed here copilot.
Hell, look at danika patrick, in nascar she f~~~ed up and destroyed here car and others, in indy, same deal.
Women are only capable of cooking, cleaning and taking care of children up to 5 years old.
And now, danika patrick, symbol of a strong, independent women, is showing of here t~~~ for cash in magazines.
Load the infantry with women and send them to fight ISIS while the rest of us sit back and watch. After a couple hundred million female casualties they might have a compelling enough argument as to why they should have the right to vote.
The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.Willy that is hilarious! ( And its great to see you back again for a visit )
Tell me this is an Onion article. Or did YOU write it?
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.Funny as hell.
Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.
That was hilarious. Thank you for sharing.
Willy that is hilarious! ( And its great to see you back again for a visit )
Tell me this is an Onion article. Or did YOU write it?
Funny as hell.
Thank you gentlemen; Boar, The KeyMaster, Jan Sobiesky et al.
We must always continue to laugh, for our sense of humor is one of the rare things we carry which can not be robbed, unless we choose to open that pocket to a would-be thief.
hahahaha no, Brother KeyMaster, that’s not an Onion article. Writing the fake Reuters articles is a mildly retarded hobby of mine when I feel the need to highlight the absurd and have a good laugh. I’m one of those assholes who laughs at his own jokes. 🙂
I enjoy that we can all still partake in situational comedy, despite it’s painful death and disappearance in popular media; particularly on the “Reality TV”-ridden garbage which “they” would dare feed to us on a commercial basis as “entertainment”.
It’s great to see you too sir. I am really enjoying being back for a visit, and I have SO much reading to do here. It’s a bit overwhelming and incredibly positive; much like when I first joined the site in January of 2015.
I logged in or tried to log in some months ago and failed. I sent you a message via the “CONTACT” form. I’m not really sure if you received it. I didn’t receive a reply from you, but I know that I was also having significant issues with “Hotmail” on a former laptop of mine. It’s highly possible that you didn’t receive my message, or that I didn’t receive your reply. Rest assured, I have been here in spirit: always.
I have been WAY the hell way off the grid for some time and am just plugging back in this past week. I can count on one hand the number of times I have accessed the online world in the past six months. This is one of the first and few places I’ve visited while connecting back online, which should come as no surprise.
I’ve had the living s~~~ kicked out of me, but I continue to kick back just as goddamned hard.
I was and am so amazed to see how much progress has been made on this fantastic site.
In a way, I’m not SO amazed; as anyone who has spent any considerable and observational amount of time here at MGTOW.com, we’ve all come to know that you’re a brilliant driving force behind an incredibly important social revolution. That’s not good old fashioned ass-kissing or dick swinging either. It’s simply something many have come to take for granted. Once one gets used to having such a life-changing series of events in the brotherhood and fabric present on this site, we sometimes regrettably take for granted your efforts, tenacity, creativity, wisdom and knowledge.
I’ve missed being a part of it in recent times, but my absence certainly isn’t representative of a lack of passion on my part for the principles, causes, camaraderie and effects of being MGTOW. My absence has simply been necessary for me. I’ve needed every fiber of my being in recent times to simply survive. Psychologically, spiritually, physically and financially.
These facts I speak of, rather than compliment you on, speak only to the philosophical. That phenomena of yours, in and of itself continues to amaze me. To even venture into the waters of acknowledging your technical prowess, seemingly endless energy and your dedication to ensuring that your brothers have a voice? Well, that would quite frankly require an entire article in and of itself. One which I will soon be gladly writing here at MGTOW.com.
I’m only getting back into the swing of being able to communicate in a somewhat intellectual manner in the written medium, or god forbid, the spoken one. I can tell you this after having been on opioid painkiller medication for 18 months now: Remember all those public advertisement commercials when we were kids about “This is your brain” (shows frying pan on stove) “This is your brain on drugs” (shows egg being cracked haphazardly into skillet and frying violently)? THAT s~~~ couldn’t be any truer, brother. These medications, while most certainly wonderful discoveries and applications for the alleviation of extreme pain, are incredibly hard on the mind, body and spirit. Thought processes truly do become severely compromised if on higher doses of this s~~~. After about three weeks of continued prescribing of them, they absolutely do affect one’s personality, judgement, cognitive thinking and rational application. After a year of being on them, I had to take care to isolate myself somewhat from those I cared about, as my personality had been very adversely affected.
At any rate, It is great to be here and fantastic to see that the site and inevitable increased membership only continues as testament to the success of your efforts.
Well done sir.
Cheers.
WillyWell done.
Very well done.
Frigging laughing so hard I’m having a hard time typing.
I’d rather die laughing, than drowning in tears.
<Standing ovation here>There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it
Well done.
Very well done.
Frigging laughing so hard I’m having a hard time typing.
I’d rather die laughing, than drowning in tears.
<Standing ovation here>I take off my hat and bow to thee sir.
hahaha thanks Grumpy. Good to see you, man. And if we have a choice as to how we go, hell yes. I’ll gladly die laughing with ya. 😀
Cheers
Willyshared this with my Army buddy. waiting for response
proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome
PLEASE STOP!
This is the funniest thing I think I have ever read about women in the Military!
I am laughing so hard I can’t see straight, and it’s getting painful!
Just kidding…you are a GENIUS! Please post more when you can!
BEST LAUGH OF THE YEAR SO FAR!
"In my many years I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two are a law firm and three or more is a Government..." - John Adams
PLEASE STOP!
This is the funniest thing I think I have ever read about women in the Military!
I am laughing so hard I can’t see straight, and it’s getting painful!
Just kidding…you are a GENIUS! Please post more when you can!
BEST LAUGH OF THE YEAR SO FAR!
I’m glad I could bring you a moment of levity, sir 🙂
shared this with my Army buddy. waiting for response
Cool, Russky. Here’s hoping he gets a chuckle.
Cheers.
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