This will bomb, and bomb hard.
The toys are already in the clearance bins from what I’ve heard.
It was doomed from the beginning:
1. All female cast on purpose from director Paul F~~. That’s right, I said it. I won’t see this movie because it is obvious feminist/SJW pandering. It’s not you say? It started with The Hobbit. Tauriel was s~~~ out of the collective fat asses of Fran Walsh and and mangina Peter Jackson becasue God/Allah/Crom/Budah/Ganesh/Flying Spaghetti Monster forbid, men have a story of their own. Furiosa, Rey, Jen Orso? To deny this in todays political climate is downright plugging your fingers in your ears and going lalalalalalalalala. Oh, and the trailers looked like s~~~ as well.
2. Paul F~~ insults core audience. You know, the ‘assholes’ and ‘misogynists’who would have spent f~~~tons of cash on merchandise?
3. Damage control. Sorry, but putting the original cast and Ray Parker Jr. on Jimmy Kimmel isn’t going to work. Look at Bill Murray’s face after the clip is shown. Everybody knows Sony put a gun in their backs and made them go there. Then, asshole/liberal puppet Kimmel who got started showing girls on trampolines has the nerve to bring up all the internet muh soggy knees.
4. The movie looks like more of a girl power s~~~ show the more clips I see. Look at us! We’re rolling around on the ground! Dodging things! Punching ghosts in the f~~~ing face! Male Ghostbusters never did this! Ugh.
5. No respect for source material. Catching ghost required careful operation of dangerous equipment. Now fat ass Melissa McCarthy just punches them. Possession required scientific analysis and careful treatment of the subject. Remember how Egon treated a possessed Louis Tully? Now? Just requires a loud woman to slap you. Four scientists saved New York? Two scientists, one psycologist and one every man. Way to f~~~ it up seconds in to the trailer. Oh, and the tech looks like s~~~. The proton packs and neutrino wands are terrible. They look like vacuum cleaners. Why would feminists support a movie where women have vacuum cleaners?
6. Wrong type of comedy. Who would have thought there would be a vagina joke in a female comedy! Brilliant! Really? That is a female comics entire act. My vagina. My idiot boyfriend/husband or lack thereof. I don’t get along with my mom. There you go. Every female comics act. Puke jokes? Fart Jokes? Slapstick? Remember when Egon gave Peter hand signals for charging the Sedgewick Hotel? Nothing remotely that clever will be in this movie.
7. Problems on set. Effinate director cries on set. Actresses fight over lines and assistants. Who would have guessed…….
8. Comedy is subjective. Paul F~~ thinks these are the ‘funniest’ women on the planet. I see the unfunny Target Lady and a horse s~~~ Justin Bieber impersonator. We need less of her and more of Sean Connery. SNL hasn’t been funny for years.
9. Hollyweird thinks we’re stupid. They’re trying to make their movies immune to criticism. Think we don’t know what you’re doing? Don’t insult our intelligence.
10. Objectification. Remember it’s ok to do it to men. Chris Hemsworth as the dumb, blonde secretary? Groundbreaking. Go feminism.This makes no sense any way as Janine was hard working, intelligent, stood up to Walter Peck and had genuine feelings for Egon.
11. SJW/feminist brownshirts. Like what we like or you’re a (insert racist, bigot, misogynist here). Then douchebags like Dane Cook and assorted other douchebags attack James Rolfe? And his family? Remember, it’s worse to hate a movie than it is to insult a man’s wife and young daughter. James spoke intelligently and eloquently, but he didn’t fall in goosestep.
God, I hate these c~~~~~~~~~s.
F~~~.
Rant over.
Fuck this planet.
bigboy83 3 years, 6 months ago.
