Feminist's Heaven

[Honorable_Juice_BoxParticipant 591]

Funny post I found on the Mgtow Reddit:

Feminist in her deathbed: “Death is a construct of the patriarchy meant to oppress women”.

And then she gets to the other side and knows she is in heaven. She finally doesn’t feel cold and sees many of the other empowered wimmins she admires. Running up to them, they reminisce about all of the men they fleeced when it hits her that there are no men there.
“Where…where all all de mens,” she asks hesitantly.
“Girl, this is hell for women. Satan is a woman. Thats why the temperature is kept nice and hot so we dont have to be cold anymore.”
The newly arrived woman smiles at the thought of never having to freeze again now that a man isn’t controlling the thermostat. A thing she always grudgingly surrendered control over so he didn’t sweat like the pig he was for being a man.
“But, where do the men go?”
Confusion flooding her as she looked around making sure no men were present.
“Girl, God made earth to be the hell for men, sending us there to torment him. Once they die they get to go to heaven for doing their time.”
“But what about women? I see every woman I know here.”
“If a woman decides not to torment a man, she too gets to go to heaven.”
“Oh,” she says now that it all makes sense.
And this is the story of how heaven wonders when a woman will go to heaven.

[HitmanParticipant]

excellent .
valid points..
thanks for the share !
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[~BSParticipant 3266]

b..b…b.. but… it’s men’s fault! And I bet god can’t get laid!

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Sepuku-

Thanks for the laugh.
I liked the opening line about how death is meant to oppress women.

Now that I think about it, I don’t recall seeing many “spiritual” feminists.

If feminists do make it to heaven, I wonder if they will petition for a bigger mansion and a newer chariot.

[sonofthedestroyerParticipant 318]

LOL
But jokes aside I remember reading an article once written by a Christian who reckons Satan was a woman. In the bible it describes Satan as the ‘most beautiful’. A term used to describe women. Men are not called ‘beautiful’
His next point was that Satan tricked Eve because she being a female understood female psychology perfectly. He also Satan was the first feminist who existed and was cast out of heaven for trying to usurp God himself. Not saying I believe in all this but its an interesting way to interpret religious writings

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