Feminist Pig Dumped

[The ShrikeParticipant 147]

Today in Muppet news, Kermit has dumped Miss Piggy for a younger hotter pig. Feminists outraged!
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/09/03/feminists-outraged-over-kermit-the-frogs-thinner-younger-girlfriend/

[MarkusPolusParticipant 163]

Are those twitter women mentally ill? Do they think ms piggy and kermit are real beings? Is this really what its come to? God damn I wish I was on that one way trip to Mars. Seriously though how can you get upset over two fictitious characters dating lives and ACTUALLY project it onto all REAL men. This makes me sick and the worst part is I bet you my left nut my sister shares the twitter t~~~’s views.

[MehParticipant 77]

This is so f~~~ing stupid that I cannot even laugh about it. What a shame 🙁

[I_Walk_AloneParticipant 580]

Children are being washed up dead on the beach and these f~~~ers are taking to social media to cry ‘misogyny’ and ‘fat-shaming’ over a f~~~ing PUPPET?

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

….bitches be crazy

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[Anonymous 25]

The feminist are just bitter because they can’t get laid. They must be exceptionally ugly if they feel jealous and threatened that a puppet pig is more attractive than they are.

This is so funny. Maybe feminism should be re-classified as a form of comedy, it gives me plenty of laughs nowadays

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

Younger and hotter, but still a PIG…

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

They are more concerned with this type of ‘pig’ then ‘pigs in a blanket, fry em like bacon?’

Unreal.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

My how things have changed in the past mere 20 years with liberals running a muck.This just shows you how pathetic these women are. Complaining over a puppet? Things have really gotten out of control. They wont be happy until they control and silence EVERY voice that they disagree with. They are thought police.

This was funny in the comments section:

Where are the enraged female frogs who are upset that once Kermit became successful he began dating outside his species?

Resident cynic.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Kermit traded up just like women/feminist have been doing to us men for yrs.
I am sure if mispiggy remarries a hot rich muppet prince (after she kisses the new frog & he metamorhs) feminists will be all like
You Go Girl!!! Hear me rawr!!!
Did they really believe that BS that us men can’t learn?
Anyway, agree, sad, stupid and f~~~ed up beyond belief.

[Anonymous 5]

The Youtube clip on there is the biggest dose of reality.
It’s Miss Pig doing her famous “Haaaaaaay-yah” and belting Kermit off the chair onto the floor, then she goes back and stomps him on the floor for good measure.
I didn’t see any feminists protesting about it, even though feminism constantly chants “Equality”

Stretch your imaginations a little and imagine the reaction if they did a scene where Kermit did this to Miss Pig.

We wonder why female physical aggression is so acceptable when we’ve had this entertaining stereotypical behaviour indoctrinating both male and female preschoolers for many decades. No-one has ever batted an eyelid about it.
It’s no wonder random audiences giggle and smile in Youtube clips that stage women attacking men verbally and physically. (and are outraged when they stage the exact opposite)

The number of Miss Pigs is growing exponentially and they all seem to have the same mindset as this muppet. Loud mouthed, aggressive and delusionally entitled. I’ve no doubt Henson based this character on at least one woman he had to deal with, probably many.
They’re the most boring, obnoxious and opinionated people you’ll ever have to work with.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

This is a set up. She will be transgender or it’s a soap opera where Kermit and Piggy will get back together.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[UntamedParticipant]

I sent Kermit a letter revealing all about MGTOW last year… Seems he got wise and dumped the fat feminist pig, went his own way and decided to date… nothing serious though.
Good for Kermit! Even a plush frog can see Feminism for the fraud it is.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Yeah, God forbid we teach young boys that Kermit shouldn’t want to trade up from a fat, annoying, rude-ass pig who f~~~ing physically abuses him. For a group so eager to punish the abusive, they seem to be really showing their colors when it comes to female-on-male abuse.

If it weren’t so pitiful, it’d be hilarious: Piggy gets dumped basically right after she wins a feminist award. You can’t buy this kind of amusement.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

KingOfTheSea wrote:

Yeah, God forbid we teach young boys that Kermit shouldn’t want to trade up from a fat, annoying, rude-ass pig who f~~~ing physically abuses him. For a group so eager to punish the abusive, they seem to be really showing their colors when it comes to female-on-male abuse.

And they scream like banshees on why men wont marry their big fat asses.
Like it’s some kind of wonder to be baffled by.

The pyramids, sure…that BS…

Just hell NO

[Jon the Ex-SquidParticipant 298]

I also find it amusing that the feminists ignored Piggy’s blatant hypergamy:

Its all so scandalous!

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Jim Henson is rolling over in his grave. His artistic genius gave us the Muppets, among other creations, and now they are used as pointless political tools by mentally deranged “women”.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[rorickParticipant 682]

Holly s~~~.. Why don’t you file a harassment and rape case against the puppet you bitches…

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

Once again, feminists care more about fictional characters, than reality.

Their delusional behaviours must be reaching critical mass for the multi-verse, at this point.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Who gives a s~~~ what makes a feminist “outraged*? Outrage them as much as possible.
They are totally insignificant and selected themselves for extinction.

Here is a photo that I snapped personally 2 days ago from my car.
“We reject the misogynistic term “statuette””.

lol!

…. because using the word “statuette” in a sentence (in a feminist’s mind) means you “hate women”.
Can you believe this s~~~? $20,000 a month to put s~~~ like that on a goddam billboard.

F~~~ing useless feminist retards. Everyone needs to dial it up and outrage those dumb c~~~s as much as f~~~ing possible.

A feminist would be *outraged* by fresh air.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

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