Female stupidity and entitlement on full display

[IRuleMeParticipant]

So, I’m hanging out with my neighbor outside, when HIS upstairs neighbor comes out to go to work. She’s all dressed up in her little pink bunny suit for Halloween and s~~~. She gets in her car, and click click.. Car won’t start. Obviously dead battery (made easier by the fact it’s f~~~ing cold as s~~~ outside). So my neighbor and I mosey on over. Now, before she can even pop the hood, she starts acting surprised when we said the battery died. What’s her response?

: They should give you a warning when the battery is gonna die. Like when they tell you that you’re almost empty on gas.

We f~~~ing bust out laughing.

To which I reply

: Batteries don’t come equipped with censors. It’s just acid in a box making a positive spark when there’s a connection and the key is engaged.

So I tell her batteries here in Florida don’t last more than a couple of years, mainly because of the extreme heat (which she also didn’t know). So we ask her when the last time it was she replaced her battery. She looks at us dumbfounded and says “never”. Basically, it’s the factory battery or whatever from when she bought the car.

So she start ranting about the fact that this is a problem because it was designed by men, to which my response is – “that’s because a woman would have never built it in the first place”. My neighbor starts dying laughing. She starts kicking the car and my neighbor goes “why are you kicking the tires? The tires aren’t the reason your car is dead.” So she goes inside, comes back out, and pops the hood. Immediately, I notice corrosion on the battery terminal.

So now my neighbor is schooling his upstairs neighbor on batteries. So he flashes the light, and guess what we see… a gunked up mess of hardened coolant. Yep. She’s been leaking coolant out the other side of her engine. We look at the tank.. Engine coolant is low. Very low.

So I start giving her s~~~ because apparently she doesn’t look under her hood. She says “well someone should have told me”. We said, “they would.. If you had taken your car into service recently.” They would have popped your hood, and checked your fluids and noticed the leak. So I say

: This is operator error. You’re the owner of the car, you’re responsible for checking the fluids, every day. Making sure there’s no leaks, or worn belts..

So she goes..

: nu-uh! All I have to do is drive the car and look pretty! *laugh and wink*

[facepalm]

No wonder your s~~~ don’t work. Probably hasn’t had a oil change in years. Lucky the lack of coolant didn’t get to a point where she overheated the car and seized the engine. She said she normally buys a new car every few years. Mercy to the people who buy her used s~~~ after she trades it in. Inept, useless female. Zero interest in maintaining even the most basic things about a vehicle on which she depends.

So that’s my mental midget story for the day. She’s apparently going to go with one of her coworkers at lunch to pick up a new battery.

: How come there’s no cover on the negative terminal? They shorted me a cover!
: Because you don’t need one on the negative terminal. Only the positive terminal.

Jesus Christ. I wish I was making this up.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

TYPICAL, OH, SO F~~~IN TYPICAL !!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

We have a nation of boys raised by women who don’t know the first thing about basic maintenance issues.

Like painting, fixing a fixture, anything harder than changing a light bulb our boys can’t do.

Epitomized by this very fun TV ad. 1:00 min

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

IRuleMe wrote:

: nu-uh! All I have to do is drive the car and look pretty! *laugh and wink*

Makes you wonder about the state of her apartment, her personal hygiene, and how she can actually do any work that merits being paid.

How does she eat? I bet she’s one of those slappers who use Tinder/POF/etc. as means of getting free food.

All I have to do is turn up and look pretty and get fed *bum wiggle, sly look, pouty face*

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

POL every day man

Petrol
Oil
Lubricants

Oh, and it takes 3 seconds to walk round your car to check the tyres. I just mansplained daily vehicle maintenance to any lurking ladies.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

The best part is, this isn’t some 20 something. This is a 50 something year old woman.

MoreSky wrote:

El C~~~o Punto wrote:

: nu-uh! All I have to do is drive the car and look pretty! *laugh and wink*

Makes you wonder about the state of her apartment, her personal hygiene, and how she can actually do any work that merits being paid.

How does she eat? I bet she’s one of those slappers who use Tinder/POF/etc. as means of getting free food.

All I have to do is turn up and look pretty and get fed *bum wiggle, sly look, pouty face*

She works for a doctors office that treats diseases like AIDS and s~~~. And yes, she’s single.

[Anonymous 42]

Women operators:

brake shoes? they have shoes for those? I have every pair of shoes ever made and I never heard of BRAKE SHOES! That’s ridiculous!

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Her saying “why don’t they put a notification thingy in there to tell me when the battery is gonna die!!” had me in stitches. This whole thing is going on and I can hear May’s voice in my head already, and all the things he’d say.

May: “ahahaha! Oh Jesus! Are you serious lady?”

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

IRuleMe wrote:

The best part is, this isn’t some 20 something. This is a 50 something year old woman.

FFS. I know I shouldn’t be surprised by this sort of s~~~ anymore but the gene pool needs a good clear out of this sort of stupid.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[bladeParticipant]

Herd of a woman putting water in ware the oil goes along time ago .

Nothing surprises me

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[IRuleMeParticipant]

I got more to this story. I just got done talking with my neighbor. So, he pulls the battery out and sets it on the sidewalk. She comes out, and he says “you can go ahead and lock your car. I don’t need the keys, or to get inside. So she pulls out the keyfab and start pushing the buttons and goes “it’s not working”. He looks at her, and points to the battery and says “yeah, because I took the battery out”. So she laughs and goes “you did that to see if I was gonna do that didn’t you???” So he just laughs it off. So he says “go put the key in the door and lock it”. She says “you can do that??? Where’s the hole?” So he shines the light on the door handle. She goes “oh.”

LMAO.

“They should tell you 30 days before the battery is gonna die”. AHAHHAA

Nothing that could happen today could top this.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

IRuleMe wrote:

So she pulls out the keyfab and start pushing the buttons and goes “it’s not working”. He looks at her, and points to the battery and says “yeah, because I took the battery out”.

/sigh/ How this woman has managed to survive 50 years is beyond me. THANK GOD I am not one of her patients. Damn……………..

Common sense is not that common I guess. Also, she is 50 time to lose the bunny fu fu costume.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

So he says “go put the key in the door and lock it”. She says “you can do that??? Where’s the hole?” So he shines the light on the door handle. She goes “oh.”

WHAT.

No really.

WHAT?!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Anonymous 43]

some chicky hit me up for car maintenance too, just smelling the oil cap I knew it was going to be bad, and yep, dry dip stick.

engine ticks badly, no oil.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Intelligence evolved for a reason. But it doesn’t take a huge amount of intelligence to take a penis in the vagina and squeeze out a baby 9 months later. So there you are.

Men and women were selected by evolution to fulfill different purposes. It isn’t required for women to be smart. (aside from anomalies like Marie Curie and Ayn Rand)

Just like fish don’t have wings because they aren’t required to fly.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[BeachBumParticipant 813]

LMAO!!!!

I wouldn’t have helped her stupid ass with the battery or anything after her comments…

she thinks she’s so smart, then fix it yourself dumbo broad!

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22537]

Some cars still have a battery gauge. Some have menus that will let you display battery voltage. My detector lets me see battery voltage as a display option.

I know most cars now don’t come with it but on my older cars it helped me save my can once when my alternator went and the battery started to die on me driving home from work. I could see the gauge was going down so I shut off all extras and it died right in front of a mechanics place. Turned out to be the best trusted mechanic I have ever had.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Anonymous 11]

Dude, you forgot to tell her to buy a new battery actuator. You’re just plain mean.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

We have a nation of boys raised by women who don’t know the first thing about basic maintenance issues.

Like painting, fixing a fixture, anything harder than changing a light bulb our boys can’t do.

Epitomized by this very fun TV ad. 1:00 min

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Yep I know that commercial. I cringe every time the part comes out about how the boy doesn’t know how to change a tire. When I first learned to drive, it was required by my father that I know how to do some basic stuff like changing the oil, filters and spark plugs, checking and filling the various reservoirs and checking the air pressure in the tires. Changing a tire was definitely required. I didn’t have my own car and dad told me that if I wanted to drive the car that I had to know these basic things. Failure to do so meant that I was walking until I got my own car.
When I was married, my ex wanted a membership to Triple A for the very reason that she didn’t know how to change a tire. When I offered to teach her she said that she didn’t want to learn because the tire was REALLY heavy and she didn’t want to get dirty.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Failed the s~~~ test. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was an auto-mechanic who would just rather play dumb and let the boys fix it for her.
This is just the beginning.
Expect more knocks on the door.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

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