Female Modes

[DkaiksterParticipant 90]

Women have only two modes:

Whore Mode
Bitch Mode

And they will keep on changing these modes according to the situation. They want something from you, “Whore Mode Activated”. If you don’t give it to them “Bitch Mode Activated”. When they are cooking for you (If they ever do) “Bitch Mode Activated: I cook for you all day! And what do you do? You watch the game, drink beer and sit on the couch, doing nothing!” “Uhm…. why’s there a roof over our head again?” When they are not cooking for you “Whore Mode Activated: Honey! Why don’t we go out to dinner tonight?” Before divorce “Bitch Mode Activated: You do this and that and this I want a divorce!” After Divorce, “Whore Mode Activated: I want half of all your stuff that I did not earn or deserve, just because I let you sleep with me all these years!” Putting on s~~~load of Makeup before going outside “Whore Mode!” When men comment on how pretty she is looking with that make up “Bitch Mode: Pervert! Jerk! I have a boyfriend! Don’t you have anything better to do?”

Lol, people claim that women’s minds are mysteries and what not. Well boohoo, they are just as predictable as robots. You only gotta learn to recognize which mode they are in! Let me know if I missed something. And award me something for simplifying women this easily lol.

[OasidParticipant 116]

I gave you a plus one. I tried thinking of something witty to add to your list and couldn’t think of anything. You covered it all, and for that I salute you

May the Force Be With You

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