Female logic Cartoon Edition

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Last but not least!

[experiencedParticipant]

Thanks for the laughs. Great Stuff!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1bva8D7I1qdlh1io1_500.gif

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

experienced wrote:

Thanks for the laughs. Great Stuff!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1bva8D7I1qdlh1io1_500.gif

Oh look, it’s a feminist catapult for helping women “take down the patriarchy”.

Just as planned.

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

experienced wrote:

Cheers brothers! And btw this is how feminists show us women are capable of doing everything that men can do?

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Keymaster will be furious when he sees this topic LOL

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

I was so intrigued by that watermelon gif, I found the original vid (call me crazy) and right before she got hit, the host said, show the knight who is the boss! Well who’s the boss now miss I-can’t-feel-my-face?

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Russky wrote:

Keymaster will be furious when he sees this topic LOL

Why would you think that? :O

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Russky wrote:

Keymaster will be furious when he sees this topic LOL

LOLOL2!!!!!

@spank Russky is referring to another member who created multiple (30) threads for each image and we consolidated them into one. So if you have more to add, just add them here like you already have. Just to avoid a new thread for each.

Thanks very much — and for sharing!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Keymaster wrote:

Russky wrote:

Keymaster will be furious when he sees this topic LOL

LOLOL2!!!!!

@spank Russy is referring to another member who created multiple threads for each image and we consolidated them into one. So if you have more to add, just add them here like you already have. Thanks very much.

Lol, I see, Russy is a naughty boy, but we like him.

[HitmanParticipant]

great stuff !
iv’e personally never knew a woman who’s logic DIDN’T come in a cartoon version !

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I have seen the top one before and wanted to refer to that in another thread recently, but I couldn’t find it! So thanks for posting!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Keymaster wrote:

I have seen the top one before and wanted to refer to that in another thread recently, but I couldn’t find it! So thanks for posting!

My pleasure brother, now I feel like I have finally contributed something so tiny in return to this awesome community. I will celebrate this wonderful moment by downing a double sized jægerbomb.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Sometimes, I see posts like these and just smile and nod my head. Then the giggles~~~z get me.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Whenever I see that gif, I laugh so hard I can’t feel my face either.

“What do we do now?”

You think you can just quit? F~~~ no. Get back in there and finish the job, sister. It’s not like you had your legs blown off and third degree burns all over the remainder of your body… that guy didn’t give up! Buck up, buttercup.

[experiencedParticipant]

Spank The Misandrists wrote:

I was so intrigued by that watermelon gif, I found the original vid (call me crazy) and right before she got hit, the host said, show the knight who is the boss! Well who’s the boss now miss I-can’t-feel-my-face?

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thank you for pulling up the extended version.
Blondie the leader, should’ve taken her to the ER before the brain swells.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 0]

On a serious note to all this.

We all are aware that women employ “logic” by a different standard than men do.

Here’s what I gathered.

In order to thrive a woman must feel “good”. This is opposed to the male idea of thriving in which we look at other people and feel inadequate, therefore developing, more or less, the need to excel in a field particular to us to “show them”.

Women don’t have to do much to feel adequate (i.e. as a person worthy of reproduction) – All they have to do is upload some well-angled shots on tinder and they are set. “YAS YOU GO GURL” – recreational sex, here they come. For a man to get attention on tinder or any other social media they need to excel at something presentable.

Ex. Me. I have an account on a dating site, and I put up some nice pictures from a few years ago. I have not aged horribly, but woman-induced crippling depression and a general non-give-f~~~-attitude caused me to pile on some 10 pounds. It is noticeable.

Now what can I present? On the surface, in, say, a 10-minute-talk, I am a weird guy. Maybe that is enough. I do Anime, Philosophy, Writing, IT, Pop Culture, and I am knowledgeable in a lot of topics even though I will freely admit that I am master of none. So what do I present? the non-give-f~~~-attitude named 1 paragraph above.

Honestly, I used to think and believe that women wanted a good partner. Bulls~~~. They want an interesting partner. Luckily for me, I am interesting. I could serenade them endlessly about the Bagavadghita, Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, or Dostoevsky, but that is all in vain – if at all, it is to demonstrate my intellectual superiority on a later occasion. To generate interest, I need to employ the non-give-f~~~ attitude. And this is what saddened me for a while, and which seemed unbelievable to me. Luckily for me, I can pull it off, because I am tall and moderately attractive. It boggled my mind before consideration: A woman would rather talk to me if I opened the conversation with “Hi, I am hot s~~~, and I am looking for a sugar mommy to send me booze care packages” than a well thought out reply elaborating on points she made on her profile.

Well whatever. I am interesting, I am none-f~~~-given, I am status. I am objectives, I am memorable. If thou wilt.

But this seems pointless to me. Somewhere down in my mind I still want to make a mental connection. I know it is possible (of sorts) but I also know that the second I try to make a connection without me being lighthearted, so to say with me being serious even, she will lose interest. Because I make her feel inadequate by trying to give her a chance to explain herself. And as soon as the “fun” value is lost she will stop to relax and start to feel inadequate, because I am talking stuff way beyond her understanding – Sad, really. I would have no problem admitting defeat in some areas of knowledge, in fact, I do so every other day – The fate of a man that is broadly interested and specialized in none.

For a woman on the other hand to admit intellectual defeat (Outside her “safe space”, that being fetishistic submission or some other power dynamic that feeds on superiority of the conversational and/or sexual partner) means that she is giving up her upper hand – which, on the other hand, means that you blasphemed her inner goddess (huehue 50 Shades panty dropper literature) and defiled her temple. You shall not pass this, you shall not live to see the (metaphorical) day [Meaning: She won’t date you now. You are an ass to her.].

Anyway, that’s my thoughts. It’s all about control. And this drives some interesting intellectually justifying bloom.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

That was the only thing I ever saw of the entire series, so I guess you could say I saved several full days of my life… although the GIF, the perfect visualization of anything you can do I can do better.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

experienced wrote:

Spank The Misandrists wrote:

I was so intrigued by that watermelon gif, I found the original vid (call me crazy) and right before she got hit, the host said, show the knight who is the boss! Well who’s the boss now miss I-can’t-feel-my-face?

<iframe width=”500″ height=”375″ src=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/fcx16KQF3mE?feature=oembed” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=””></iframe>

thank you for pulling up the extended version.
Blondie the leader, should’ve taken her to the ER before the brain swells.

But brother, she doesn’t have a brain that size… just kidding, :p

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