female GPS voices teach men to obey women's commands

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Maybe there are navis with male voices in them, but I don’t think most popular GPS directions platforms have them.

I am tired of getting my directions from a woman!!! . I am serious. Turn left turn right? Shutthef~~~up!!!!!

Imagine the stink feminists would make if all navigation programs had only male voices?

This is borderline satire, but I thought I would share. What do you guys think?

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[experiencedParticipant]

Well, radiator overheat gets a light, then a deep James Earl Jones, “Stop the car bitch”  for female car owners.   Ignored and she’s beside the road with steam coming up from under the hood, Tony Montana’s, “you stupid f~~~, look at you now.”  That way when the police stop to help her, she’s in the right mood. (because women have created a world in which men will no longer do this of their own free will)….when the squad car pulls up behind,  her car audio makes sounds like small caliber weapons firing for just a few seconds then silence from there on out for safety’s sake. Kind of a reverse from Chris Rock’s training video below

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Cipher HighwindParticipant 1144]

The “mute” function teaches us to ignore what they have to say.

I do not own a GPS, but on my friend’s, I changed the voice setting to that of an Australian man.

[RennieParticipant]

The military has done this for years, they determined that men responded better to a woman’s voice, so they created this thing called “Bitchin Betty”, basically it nags you when there’s a problem with the plane.

[NO WAYParticipant 87]

The female voice on my GPS did not last long.It was replaced on the second day with a male voice.

Now that’s better.

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