Female driving: share your stories

[mumitrollSpectator 103]

just wanted to vent a bit on this one. it’s been bugging me for decades, since driving is something we all do every day, and I (rather often having to drive hundreds of kms to meet with clients etc) have done a lot of it over the years (probably around 750k to 1 million km by now, in dozens of countries and with hundreds of very different cars, from tiny Smarts to 800-hp Vipers and Teslas). I’ve taken racing and extreme driving courses, am a bit of a petrolhead (my current car being a 450 hp 4.5l V8 Audi RS5 quattro), yet have nevertheless never caused even a single accident. the key word here is *CAUSED*, and I’ll now explain why (and I think you can guess why).

in all my driving practice, one thing has always remained constant: female idiocy on the road. my first encounter with it happened when I didn’t even have my own car yet, at 18, being a university freshman. I was riding my mountainbike on the dedicated bike lane down one of the busy Aachen streets towards the uni campus (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dUr73bnQrXU/UaWmK07W3zI/AAAAAAAAAIM/RIsqpeI-K8g/s1600/jueli.JPG is literally that very street), the right side was all chock-full with parked cars so that I had no view of their insides at all, I was hurrying to the 1st lecture, so I went around 30kmh or so. when someone suddenly opened a parked car door literally 5 meters in front of me full-width, leaving me zero chance to do anything. I braked as hard as I could, but of course still slammed into the door full-on, flew over my head, rolled a few times, and came to a stop some 10-15 meters down the road, after landing hard on my left shoulder (which subsequently hurt for around a month).

after getting up and limping back, I saw who the driver was – and yep, you guessed it, some dumbf~~~ female 20-something sheep with no notion of such a magical technological device as a “side mirror”.

(being the 18-year-old white knight idiot that I was, I forgave her, didnt file it as an accident, even refused her money – she tried to bribe me on the spot with around $100 which for a freshman student was a decent amount at the time) and went on to my lecture. my bike’s front wheel was severely bent, so I later replaced it out of my own money (yes, I can already hear your comments 🙂 ).

my next encounter with the female “roadsheep”-kind, as we call them here, was some years later, and a really textbook example of one of the major reasons women suck at driving – poor reaction times. I was driving my TT down a small town street here in Switzerland, in a gentle curve bending to the right, with a generic 50kmh speed limit. there was a pedestrian zebra crossing near the end of the curve, and I saw a woman approaching it briskly, so I braked. in Switzerland, it’s good manners to let pedestrians cross early, so I braked relatively intensely to stop in time (far from a full-braking, though) and came to a full stop. the woman started crossing and was already almost in front of my car, when I heard brakes screeching behind and someone rear-ended me pretty hard (I had my foot on the brake, so the car didnt move much, but the chick in front still jumped away).

I get out, look who it is – and yep you guessed it – yet another roadsheep specimen, this time of a somewhat older age. we drove to the side, started to discuss it, and she said she basically was driving behind me at some distance, but didnt expect to find me standing after the curve in front of the pedestrian crossing (and with her junkyard-level 208 Peugeot she obviously didnt have the braking capacity to do a last-second stop, either).

that time, I was older and wiser, so she (rather, her insurance) paid in full for all repairs at my preferred Audi garage (her husband asked to have it done cheaply at his place – he was an auto mechanic, apparently – but I politely declined).

those were my 2 close and personal contacts with the female roadsheep-kind so far. but I’ve had a TON of further “near-misses” which almost always were avoided due to my fast reaction. over the years, I’ve compiled a whole list of idiotic behaviors, which, when I see them on the road by a vehicle, I’m 80% positive that it’s a woman (or a 80+ year old pensioner) behind the wheel:

– way too slow. this is touted as “safe female driving” but in reality is a major safety hazard for OTHERS as they inevitably try to overtake the slow-ass snail (often with underpowered cars or lacking the skill to do it safely)

– behaves erratically and unpredictably. I could list dozens of examples here, some of the particularly striking ones I’ve encountered were a chick suddenly braking in front of me in a highway acceleration lane (she probably realized she took a wrong turn or w/e) or changing lanes for no sane reason on collision course with other cars without looking in the mirrors.

– pays NO attention to surroundings while doing some of her own random s~~~. a classic female trait IMO. basically, the typical feminist female has no concept of “respecting others”, “leaving room for others”, “being nice to others” – even on the road. it’s all ME ME ME. which leads to lunatic-level crazy behavior on the road, endangering people all over (i.e. smoking and talking on her mobile phone AT ONCE, while driving a manual transmission car in busy city traffic pretty fast – and yes i’ve seen that firsthand as a passenger, not so long ago!)

– is afraid of unusual road conditions (rain, snow, narrow roads because of construction etc)

– does not control her vehicle properly and/or has no clear idea of its exact dimensions (females parallel-parking is a show in itself, more than enough of that glory on youtube)

– and perhaps the worst one of all: has poor spatial orientation and decision skills and thus sometimes freezes up on the road, not knowing where to go or what to do, or just fails miserably in many dangerous, split-second decision potential-accident situations, where men avoid the really bad outcomes by sheer reaction time and determination. that’s by the way the same reason that I very much distrust female pilots – I am near 100% certain that ANY FEMALE PILOT IN EXISTENCE would have killed everybody on US Airways flight 1549. Chesley Sullenberger, however, reacted the way a real male pro does – by making a super-fast decision OF HIS OWN, based upon his vast experience, and acting upon it immediately. which saved everybody on board from a basically doomed situation.

I know that the Western automobile clubs and associations etc have typically stated that “studies show that women driver safer than men”, bla-bla-bla. but I simply don’t believe it from my practice. all women I’ve ever seen were very poor to mediocre drivers. probably 70-80% of the really bats~~~-crazy road behavior I’ve seen was from females (or very elderly seniors). I dont think I’ve seen even one really good female driver so far (and by really good I mean, can take a powerful car to its grip limits (and beyond) in a curve safely with a smile – and I’ve met lots of men who can do that).

one of the rare publications I’ve seen so far that dared to defy the general feminazi picture was http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/schweiz/standard/Frauen-haeufiger-in-Unfaelle-verwickelt-als-Maenner/story/23169158 (women involved in about twice as many severe road accidents per km driven as men).

if you have any other stats like that, or interesting stories, please post below.

for my part, I sometimes can’t help but think that, for all its islamist craziness, Saudi Arabia may have gotten that 1 thing right, with not allowing women to drive….

[foolsgoldParticipant 5668]

I have a husband/wife tag-team for insurance agents for the last 25 years. They are not allowed to publish the stats but they have told me flat-out it is women that are the worst by far for the same reasons you would think. They have the stats down to the gender, race, age, where they live, and how much they make. They are not allowed to publish this info for obvious reasons. All it would do is cause an uproar and prove what we have known all along.

[Anonymous 54]

Im rideing in the back. Girl driveing, girl in front passenger seat
Bla bla bla..
3 lane highway.
Were in the middle lane, 80 mph.

The only other car out there is also in the middle lane 50 mph.

She cant decide to pass on the L or R.

Chop chop back and forth, till I yelled LEFT!

She passed on the left. They didnt miss a beat..bla bla bla…

She probabley would have stuffed them.

Ive known bad men drivers too. But thats for another time! Hahahja

[sidecarParticipant 35859]

foolsgold wrote:

All it would do is cause an uproar and prove what we have known all along.

And also ruin their number one cash cow: young male drivers.

Isn’t if funny how the people who most need to drive for work to support themselves are also somehow the ones who have to pay the most insurance? What a coincidence.

[Anonymous 0]

I mentioned on another thread here that my wife backed one of my cars into another one of my cars on my own f~~~ing driveway.

I’ve got a good driving background as well: drove motorbikes/motorcycles for the last 50 years, drove a 26 ft. penske rental truck with standard transmission hundreds of miles, took flying lessons and flew 2 different types of planes (cessnas & taildraggers), drove boats (steering wheel & stern drive), drove jet skis, drove various farm tractors, drove bobcats, and drove a whole bunch of different cars (automatics & standards) from the age of 14 to 64. I’ve raced motorcycles at Royal Purple Raceway in Baytown and at the Texas Mile in Beeville. I can count my wrecks on 1 f~~~ing hand and no one was EVER injured.

[cj023Participant 723]

All of my car accidents were because of a female. Big truck, and a female that’s not a vehicle that’s a loaded gun.

[MagusParticipant 424]

I see idiotic behavior from both sexes. I haven’t been able to say women are worse. Just look at the typical pickup driving male jackass. You look at studies like this one and they too come to the conclusion it is hard to say one sex is worse than the other. https://www.trafficsafetystore.com/blog/who-causes-accidents/

I just wish everybody had cameras on their dash and jackasses could properly be fined for causing problems.

[AttonParticipant]

I’ve had one woman cut in front of my dad golf while I was a passenger. She was texting and driving a yaris his reaction time was a little bit beyond extreme, damn near precognitive. I’ve also had one bitch a round about cut me off in her suv during my learners period.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[MusclecarGolferParticipant 637]

I commute daily and the overwhelming majority of distracted/inconsiderate drivers are female. Their most dominant infractions are: fooling around with their mobile device (head is noticeably tilted downward), and driving too closely//speeding/sudden lane changes. The icing is when they’re piloting a large truck or SUV – therein lies the sick-irony if they hit you and your vehicle isn’t of comparable size/girth.

I was cruising around in one of my muscle cars on Sunday and a Honda got on my rear bumper (three-lane road with about 5 cars within a one-mile range in front and behind me). I was doing about 50 (in the slow lane – limit was 45) and I couldn’t even see below that Honda’s headlamps – it finally served past me (without using turn signals) and guess what…a young 20-something who was hell-bent in getting around me. The clincher was that she swerved back in front of me and stopped very abruptly for a right turn into a strip mall parking lot (about 300 yards ahead) – near a Starbucks kiosk. God forbid if I would’ve needed to make a panic stop. Geez, such clueless, self-absorbed, inconsiderate half-t~~~.

If my rear bumper needed to be re-chromed, maybe I should’ve brake-checked her…

[Absolute_ApathyParticipant 36]

I commute everyday by motorbike, 30km each way, and splitting 90% of that (splitting is totally legal in my country)
If there’s a vehicle sitting off center in the lane, effectively impeding my progress, nine times out of ten it’s a chick.

Watching chicks at self-policing intersections when traffic’s busy is always amusing too. They want to pull out but then change their mind and stop. This ends up with them in no mans land in a kind of stuttering motion totally confusing every other road user around them.
When you know it’s coming it’s f~~~ing hilarious to watch

The best part of a woman is their inner beauty. If it's inner, beauty!!

[Jim01Participant 6678]

just general lack of spatial awareness – I get this when they just stop in the middle of the pavement to go through their bags or to use their stupid smartphones.

Driving they are exactly the same – if it isn’t in front of them then it doesn’t exist

one quick story from years ago(it was my fault but it shows how badly women react to problems on the road); coming out of a road and got distracted so looked the other way and turned back to see I was turning and crossing the other side of the road with a car coming the other way. I managed to steer the car back onto my side but her reaction was to open her mouth in a big O of shock and put her hands to the side of her head…all she had to do was steer a small bit to the left to get closer to the curb (I would have accepted getting a finger shown at me too) but no – she acted like the world was about to end and I managed to solve fix the situation

I hope that women is never involved in a real emergency because she will cause the deaths of others reacting like that

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

I’ve seen plenty of women doing their make-up while driving, or looking at their cellphones while driving… one of the latter managed to drive into a parked car at 50 km/h and blamed the owner of the parked car for the one-sided accident. Yeah, they’re that insane. Luckily, the insurance company waived her complaints and made her pay all expenses but I get the nagging feeling that there are plenty of companies who’d say the owner of the parked car caused all of it, because vagina.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Ah, and there was another funny moment. About 10 years ago, I got in my car to drive to the center of the city where I lived back then. It’s one of the old fortified cities of the Netherlands, so you enter through a gate, a small two-way road, which means first come, first serve and the car on the other side of the gate has to wait.

Here’s a pic of that gate:

I came up to the gate, saw nobody was coming from the other side (as you can tell from the sign, a car leaving the city has the right of way) and drove on. Then all of a sudden, a woman, driving a massive SUV, was speeding and also tried to go through the gate while I was already halfway in. She braked, screeched to a halt and immediately threw a temper tantrum, arms flying, head lolling from side to side and I saw her screaming to let her go first.

I just looked her straight in the eye, crossed my arms and waited. Nothing. More tantrum. I sighed, turned my engine off and smirked at her as I wasn’t in a rush. She yelled so loud that I heard her even over the heavy metal blasting out of my boxes. Cars behind her started honking, a car behind me honked, but all I did was sit still with arms crossed again. In the end she clawed her hands, threw them up in defeat and put her car in reverse to drive back so I could pass. While I passed her (I turned my music and window down) I heard her screech “Klootzak! Vuile irritante klootzak! Ik was eerst! EN GRIJNS NIET ZO!” (“Asshole! F~~~ing asshole! I was here first! AND STOP GRINNING LIKE THAT!”)

I then started laughing out loud, turned Dimmu Borgir’s volume up to 20 and drove off. That felt good.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Anonymous 0]

Nerevar wrote:

Ah, and there was another funny moment. About 10 years ago, I got in my car to drive to the center of the city where I lived back then. It’s one of the old fortified cities of the Netherlands, so you enter through a gate, a small two-way road, which means first come, first serve and the car on the other side of the gate has to wait.

Here’s a pic of that gate:

I came up to the gate, saw nobody was coming from the other side (as you can tell from the sign, a car leaving the city has the right of way) and drove on. Then all of a sudden, a woman, driving a massive SUV, was speeding and also tried to go through the gate while I was already halfway in. She braked, screeched to a halt and immediately threw a temper tantrum, arms flying, head lolling from side to side and I saw her screaming to let her go first.

I just looked her straight in the eye, crossed my arms and waited. Nothing. More tantrum. I sighed, turned my engine off and smirked at her as I wasn’t in a rush. She yelled so loud that I heard her even over the heavy metal blasting out of my boxes. Cars behind her started honking, a car behind me honked, but all I did was sit still with arms crossed again. In the end she clawed her hands, threw them up in defeat and put her car in reverse to drive back so I could pass. While I passed her (I turned my music and window down) I heard her screech “Klootzak! Vuile irritante klootzak! Ik was eerst! EN GRIJNS NIET ZO!” (“Asshole! F~~~ing asshole! I was here first! AND STOP GRINNING LIKE THAT!”)

I then started laughing out loud, turned Dimmu Borgir’s volume up to 20 and drove off. That felt good.

This reminds me of an incident I had years ago. This c~~~ in an SUV was tailgating me, which is odd to begin with since I ALWAYS drive over the posted speed limit. It finally irritated me enough to slow down. C~~~ stayed right on my bumper. I then decided to completely stop in the road and stay there until the c~~~ went around me. This was a wide road with plenty of room to pass without going into an oncoming lane. The bitch stayed behind me for a minute or two before FINALLY going around me. Women are deranged, mentally ill drivers. It makes no sense that their insurance rates are lower than men’s.

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[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Just wait until the next couple of months this year. In the US, rates are going up exponentially because of distracted driving. Been in the industry for 6 years now. Distracted driving and the cost of the vehicles is causing insurance rates to increase. Looks like the only way to combat that in the future is to use one of those devices that you put in your car to record your habits. Because we all know damn well nobody is able to put their phones down for more than 30 seconds.

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

Once I was at a 4 way stop light, and the light turned green for me. I waited about 5 seconds before going just in case someone was trying to beat a yellow light- everyone had stopped, save for a semi that was just about across the street. So I start turning left, and I’d would have been behind the semi had I been able to complete the maneuver, however, out of nowhere this women in an SUV speeds across the street, when the light was clearly RED for her.

Good thing I had presence of mind. I can only hope a police car saw what happened.

And that’s a good question, why IS insurance less for females? Statically speaking, they cause MOST of the accidents on the road. I’m out here paying $500 a MONTH for full coverage on my 08′ R/T charger, and I don’t have so much as a damn speeding ticket. I’ve been driving for 2 years.

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