Female cop craps out against Spiderman

[IggyThundersParticipant 246]

I am sure most of you saw the video of the cop struggling with some beligerent beggar/junkie asshole in New Yorks Times Square who was dressed up like Spiderman. But something that no one seems to mention or are intentionally ignoring is the behavior of the fat female cop. The whole time her male partner is struggling to take Spidey down and is getting punched in the face, she is calling for backup and circling around them like a f~~~ing referee! Okay, she made a few lame attempts grabbing at his shirt, but that was it! After the male cop finally gets the guy on the ground then all of a sudden she comes alive and goes into action. Its f~~~ing pathetic. I dont care what anyone says, women have no place on the police force or military except for clerical or medical work. I would be okay with them piloting cargo planes and the like. But on the front lines where violence is a factor? Its f~~~ing nuts and does nothing but put male cops and soldiers in harms way.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

When in the history of f~~~ did women ever do the dirty work and heavy lifting? After countless men built a ship, a woman comes along and smashes a champagne bottle across the bow. It’s like men almost feel sorry for them. Like “yeah ok, we know you didn’t have anything to do with this, but you can smash this bottle against it and feel important”.

It’s like letting a 4 year old push the elevator button.

Yeah I will wrestle Spiderman to the ground….. you take the walkie-talkie and phone in the problem to another Man.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[VileNordParticipant 766]

If I’m trapped in my fire riddled house, I sure as hell would prefer my firefighting saviors to be male. I’m a big guy and it’s gonna take muscle to move my limp, smoke filled ass out of the inferno. In a related tangent, men are historically known to put themselves at increased risk to protect a colleague who is female. This is why females were forbidden from the infantry for so long. Men will act with courage to save a brother in arms, but they will act impulsively to save a sister.

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

I dont care what anyone says, women have no place on the police force or military except for clerical or medical work.

Don’t forget traffic duty! I think all cops should take self defence course. Look the fat female cop isn’t in shape anyways, she would have passed out half way.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[TheBardParticipant 974]

I just want to point out he was dressed as Ultimate Spider-Man, Miles Morales lol.

If I’m trapped in my fire riddled house, I sure as hell would prefer my firefighting saviors to be male. I’m a big guy and it’s gonna take muscle to move my limp, smoke filled ass out of the inferno.

Nope, feminazi logic states that it isn’t important that a firefighter is able to save you, but rather as long as that tiny 90 lb woman gets to be a firefighter is what is important lol. I have always pictured a woman firefighter in that situation saying”hey I am too weak to move the ladder and carry you down so you are going to die, but the important thing is the fire department hired me in the first place”. In that situation the man should jump at the window and land on her, if you are going to die might as well take her with you lol.

[RabidcavemanParticipant 57]

Had this same female firefighter discussion with a cop and one of my female employees.

My employee is about 5 feet 2 inches and weighs about 90 lbs. She played the part perfectly.
“Women can do the same jobs as men. Women can do everything a man can do.”

The look on her face was priceless when the male cop, 6 feet 225 lbs asks this question while standing next to her,
“Who would YOU rather have pulling you out of a burning building?” I thought she was gonna cry.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Laughing @ “I thought she was gonna cry” .

She would have definitely cried had he asked “who would be more WILLING to show up and pull her out of a burring building”… or “who are you more likely to RELY on to pull you out of a burning building.” And then hand her a kleenex.

No women there either. Ladies, come on.

Ok so you CAN. But you don’t! Simple as that. I don’t know about you guys (even though I’m quite sure I can speak for you on this) but when I go see a concert, I f~~~ing applaud. I don’t leave the theatre with my arms folded saying “i can do anything that violinist can do”. Part of their handicap with this whole concept is THE REASON men actually do these things (and women don’t) is because men try to do it better than another man.

Not “as good as” …. but BETTER.

That’s the motivation that women are lacking, and that’s why they don’t actually get around to doing it. Their attitude is totally complacent and lazy. ” Well I can do that too …so why bother”? This is why female values don’t have anything to do with increasing standards. Just “I’m “oppressed”… “glass ceiling”… “well I can do that too”…. and “oh by the way, it’s my birth week next week. Can I have 2 days off? WOMEN EARN LESS!!!! WAGE GAP!!!!”

It’s just ridiculous.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[DkaiksterParticipant 90]

Women can do anything men can do, except:

Math, Chess, Running, Jumping, Lifting Stuff, Fixing Things, Making Money, Hockey, Surfing, Driving, Making Decisions, Being Tall, Taking Out the Garbage, Tipping, Fishing, Being Funny… on purpose, Reading a map, listening to good band, writing, running the country, inventing anything important or being fun to hang out with.

Actually women may even be better than men, but we’ll never really know since they are:

Swinging at bare b~~~~, playing from closer tees, doing push-ups from their knees, taking half the beatles’ money! BITCHES PLEASE!

– Daniel Tosh (Tosh.O)

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