Feel kinda bad

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

So it’s windy as hell and I’m driving my kids home from school. So windy, my hood is heaving like it’s gonna go so I’m on the second to slow lane with two fast lanes to my left.

This huge fat chick in a Honda starts riding my ass, so I go to plan A and start running my windshield wipers…as soon as she stops her wipers, I run the sprinklers again. Now she is p~~~ed and starts banging the steering wheel but won’t go around me. As luck would have it, a three foot chunk of tree blows down on the highway 100 yards ahead of me so I turn on my right blinker. I missed the branch by inches and as she hits it, she is just starting to flip me off.

5 miles down the road she is pulled over with steam coming out from under the hood. Must have drilled into the radiator.

I waved

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[GrumpyParticipant]

I get you there with the sympathy brother.

Poor tree.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[TwistParticipant]

Green Party is going to roast her.

Tree Lives Matter

[Anonymous 42]

She’s likely one of those idiots that likes to tailgate a semi in front with one close behind!

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

You guys got me! Stole my opportunity for a punchline

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[BoarParticipant]

You should! From now one, we want video footage. Karma always gets high ratings.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Totally random. Should get one for my cars like the russkies do.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Karma

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[bladeParticipant]

Just did my pedestrian crossing trick . Chick stood waiting for me to stop in shopping center . Just drove threw and yelled thanks as i normally would . No reaction which was f~~~ed .

Seen a mangina been disciplined while grocery shopping wich was funny.

Went on radio talk back this morning and had this woman presenter get p~~~ed at me . She always comes across so nice normally . Got her f~~~ed off . It made my day . Lol .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

Hey chaff . Your window spray jets . Angle passenger side one to spray up over your roof . Its a fun f~~~ you to the car behind .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Good idea. Maybe I’ll preload the passenger side with Vietnamese fish sauce for the asshole motorcycle riders.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Anonymous 54]

Oh I hate tailgaters.why? Cause its the car in front that pays the price when it goes wrong.(watch some nascar races youll see)

I run strait towards something. They cant see cause theyer too close. At the last minute I swerve away from it.Suprise for you.

[Anonymous 5]

As my dad says when somebody cuts him off f~~~ you you old sea hag !

[Ice-JiubParticipant 491]

I used to drive stock trucks and constantly dealt with c~~~y drivers. What I would’ve given to have been able to dump the s~~~ tanks from the cab while driving…

[Anonymous 1]

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