Fatty with her lottery ticket

[Anonymous 1]

This is probably a useless observation, but it has smacked me in the face almost every day for the last week.

A lot of people around my town play the lottery, which is fine. I see them in gas stations pinning their hopes and dreams on hitting it big virtually every time I’m there, again fine. But what isn’t fine is when someone buys a ticket, scratches it, and then continues to re-buy and re-scratch at the counter for 15 minutes until they run out of money (while the line builds up behind them).

You may be thinking “who would do such a thing?”. I’ll tell you: FATTIES. A strong percentage of these self centered asshats are huge women. Typically they have a calf tattoo of something that resembles a pterodactyl but I assume started off as a butterfly.

It’s amazing that even the most undesirable women can be so self absorbed. F~~~ everyone else’s time, it’s all about her and her quest for endless pizza funds. Is this unique to my geography or what? I never noticed it in my previous city.

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

I laughed at your descriptions and can see it clear as day.

It happens everywhere across Canada/USA.

The old, fat and poor holding up the economy as they scratch their tickets, or have the cashier individually scan 15 losing tickets (too dumb to check themselves) before buying 20 more.

Fat bingo women are a scourge of the earth.

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[foolsgoldParticipant 5663]

If I’m directly behind the fat c~~~ that does that I will pretend to have a conversation on my cell where she can hear me say to the “person” I am talking to how some fat ass is holding up the line. You should see how quick they move. Try it.

[Anonymous 1]

Manspread Mansplainer wrote:

Fat bingo women are a scourge of the earth.

Oh yeah, there’s one of those at my office. She takes bingo super serious. Although, if it keeps her out of the damn gas station and my way I’m all for it. I may even be willing to help subsidize the buffet to keep them all corralled in one spot; my contribution to the community.

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

Anonymous wrote:

You may be thinking “who would do such a thing?”. I’ll tell you: FATTIES. A strong percentage of these self centered asshats are huge women. Typically they have a calf tattoo of something that resembles a pterodactyl but I assume started off as a butterfly.

Ha Ha @wood, spot on! It also goes to show how MONEY is their ONLY GOD.

AWALT.

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[OldBillParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

But what isn’t fine is when someone buys a ticket, scratches it, and then continues to re-buy and re-scratch at the counter for 15 minutes until they run out of money (while the line builds up behind them).

Thank god I’m not alone. I loathe people like that. So much so that I speak up about it, something which I’m usually reticent to do. And you’re right, the majority of them are obese assholes.

It’s not just the idiots who stand there and scratch their tickets, it’s the “picky ticket shoppers” too. My state lottery always has over two dozen different scratch tickets for sale at any given moment. There are various prizes, costs, games, and whatnot. These morons will stand there “window shopping” for which tickets they want to buy asking questions about prizes, cost, how many are left in the bundle, etc.

I stood behind one fat c~~~ as she spent several minutes deciding which tickets to buy with my tax money. She kept window shopping until I stepped up next to her and said “This isn’t a casino. Get you tickets and move along” She started to reply when the people behind me all began speaking too, so she waddled off instead.

I saw a guy a couple of customers in front of me watch some fat asshole begin scratching his ticket at the checkout counter. The guy mutter something like “Not this time”, tapped the fattie on the shoulder and said “Hey Itchy, go scratch some place else.” A bunch of us started laughing as the lardgoblin huffed out the door.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[TheWolfSheepFearSpectator 459]

I used to work at a gas station across the street from a welfare building and let me tell you I couldnt stand it when four fat cows and their 10 bastard children would come in and buy 200 dollars worth of gas station food on their foodstamps for their little bastards and than spend all of her really money on scratch tickets and cheap gas station beer. Good lord. On top of that it always had to be a big f~~~ing deal where they didn’t have the funds or they wanted to buy something with half food stamp half cash like for f~~~ sakes walk your fat ass down to the grocery store and buy your kids some real food you fat f~~~.

Please God smite the wicked now

[DwightDavidParticipant 859]

I have not seen the lottery thing. My problem at places like 7 11 come from women who take their sweet time paying, putting their change in their purse, putting their purse in their bag, gathering up their stuff from the counter and finally moving out of the damn way. Almost every freakin day. And its not a class thing, I’ve seen all classes of women do this, from business women and ditch pigs in pajamas. Glad this kind of thing doesn’t just annoy me.

[Anonymous 1]

DwightDavid wrote:

ditch pigs in pajamas

Bahahahaha. Ditch Pigs. That’s a new one to me.

[Oz-BlokeParticipant 3233]

LOL, all this gambling talk reminds me of this (lucky?) guy –
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#ManOut

[BigDParticipant 3024]

@wood,
I’ve seen a dude do that once. However, he was dressed like a girl with boobs and everything. It might have been a woman, but I really don’t think God makes them that ugly. Wait. It was a woman. I think her name was Shaniqwa.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Ok… that was funny and disturbing at the same time.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

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