Farts is fun!

[chirParticipant]

Why? Because men understand, farts is funny.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I love letting one go in a grocery store or other massively public place, then seeing people’s reactions. Bonus points if they start blaming each other, coughing, or covering their faces “discreetly.”

[RoyDalParticipant]

This is a Saturday Night Live “ghost hunter” skit with a fart joke. I can’t make it appear as a clickable image. I think otherworldly forces must be at work. That’s the only possible explanation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItuYSxjDq_8

Here’s another “ghost hunter” skit, but without fart jokes.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[OldscoundrellParticipant 412]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

I love letting one go in a grocery store or other massively public place,

Often referred to as “crop dusting”.

[megatoad69Participant 449]

46 years of laughing over farts!
That skit was hilarious!

I would consider farting to be a male bonding ritual.
Group of guys on a work break or chatting, or in a car, some other dude joins the group and lets one rip,
OK he’s one of us.

Sometimes it’s like a farting competition, to see your fellow man gasp for clean air is an awesome site to behold!

You can't reason with unreasonable, there; women, figured out, there is nothing to reason.

[chirParticipant]

Women always seem to hold it in. Farts that is. Then during the night while they sleep all that gas finds its way out. One gal who was spooning me during the night let out such a rip that It felt like someone punched me in the b~~~~.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[GrumpyParticipant]

A fart is a definite ice breaker, and conversation starter…. Always look on the bright side 🙂

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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