Fart Rapists (Feminists be crazy)

[KuroParticipant 29]

I don’t even know how I found out about this, article, or even if this thing is still going on. I think it was posted in 2013 maybe? Dunno, too lazy to read this stupid s~~~ again. According to this article, if a guy farts louder than a girl without her consent, it’s rape.

https://thewaterpipe.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/can-a-fart-be-misogynist/

F~~~ing hell, I want out of society and just live in a homestead now. Either that, or get a job where I can work from home. Feminism gets crazier by the day.

If feminists are for equal rights, why is it they're against MRA's and MGTOW? Simple, because they're not for equal rights, they're for dominating men in every way possible to make men their bitches.

[MecklotParticipant 608]

Oh feminists, what will you think of next?

But in seriousness, it reads like satire. So I assume The Waterpipe is much like The Onion.

But then again, those crazy bitches might actually take this at face value.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Can I call the cops if I get exposed to the odor of a nasty, fish smelling c~~~?

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[RoyDalParticipant]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

Can I call the cops if I get exposed to the odor of a nasty, fish smelling c~~~?

No. If you can’t pretend at least that you don’t like it, then you are subject to arrest and prosecution. Irrational likes and dislikes are for women, not for men.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 25]

I have an evil Patriarchal plan. Silent But Deadly (SBD) farts are the way to go.

Where are those brussel sprouts? We can move among them and continue to silently oppress these women.

I will put this forward as a motion (oops pun not intended) to be approved at the next Patriarchy meeting.

This is too funny they actually believe this s~~~ (pun not intended again).

[ssrviennasParticipant 12]

Ugh.. Theez Patriarchal toxic masculine fartz are oppressing us yoni systers! vote for barnie thandars and he will put them in fema campz!

[Anonymous 29]

Well everything is sexist or rape because Anita f~~~ face Sarkeesian says so.

[chirParticipant]

Just when I think the world cannot get anymore absurd it surprises me and pulls diamonds like this out of its ass… (pun intended.)

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fart_rape

https://twitter.com/hashtag/fartrape?lang=en

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Anonymous wrote:

I have an evil Patriarchal plan. Silent But Deadly (SBD) farts are the way to go.

Where are those brussel sprouts? We can move among them and continue to silently oppress these women.

I will put this forward as a motion (oops pun not intended) to be approved at the next Patriarchy meeting.

This is too funny they actually believe this s~~~ (pun not intended again).

Actually, I use this method (not brussel sprouts, but food in general) to oppress my supervisor as we swap cars halfway through the shift. When I’m done….. I start earlier than her. I’m not sure if it is biological or chemical warfare.

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