FakeBook Stories

[ExpendableYouthParticipant 381]

Hey guys, I would like to share with you something that had happened about 3 years ago. It involved Facebook, or what I like to now refer to it as…FakeBook. (If you have it, I don’t care. It was cool catching up with old family, and friends– but then you remember why you lost contact with most of them in the first place. If I got your number, I call you lol)

Anyway, this one really shaped my pre-MGTOW thinking. I recently discovered an old high school friend of mine lived a few blocks from my house. Good dude, always respected him back in the day. I reconnected with him, and he began supplying me cannabis. Figured hey, just a few blocks why risk getting busted driving? Lol, anyway. My buddy had been dating his “high school sweetheart” and they both were engaged at this time. Personally, I see no attractive features– but hey love is blind, right? I would notice how his girlfriend/fiance would always stare at me when I would stop over and hang out with him. And when I say stare, I mean she is eye-f~~~ing me. Real flirty on how she talked, right in front of my friend. I chalked it up to just her being friendly, and maybe I was just a little high and thinking things too much. No harm, right? Wrong.

Some time goes by, I hang out with him and notice she is doing the same s~~~. We were friends on Fakebook, I figured it was his fiance why not add her? (LOL, another mistake people make). So, she knows I am dating someone we went to high school with. Immediately, tells me to look out and what not (Ironically, 3 years later— she was right. But she could have just been GUESSING). I get a little offended by her bulls~~~, and I don’t talk to her anymore.

Then that’s when I log on, and get a 5 PARAGRAPH message, out of the blue. Telling me how she has a huge crush on me, and pretty much says come over and f~~~ me. How she’s been into me since I started coming over, how her day is better when I visit her and Patrick….s~~~ people think is flattering when you forget the fact this is some adultery ass s~~~. Are you f~~~ing kidding me? YOU’RE MY FRIEND’S F~~~ING SOON TO BE WIFE. Her reply? “Patrick is fine with it….we’re going to be getting married soon I would like to “get it out of my system” before then”. After I denied her, and to be honest I was disgusted at this point that she would even suggest something like this. On that Fakebook, she was portraying the perfect life and how she loves him “Oh so much”. Just makes me laugh, your husband isn’t enough….you want more dick? I lost all respect for her, and this started a pattern that I began noticing with women.

…Of course she bashed me to many people, etc. That friend I told you about, her now husband? I don’t even talk to him anymore, he never has contacted me much since all of this went down. I think we all know who is behind that. It’s sad, the poor bastard has no idea what is coming his way. I hope he makes it out alright.

And that was just one example of a FakeBook story. Why people choose to use this website to do s~~~ like this, is beyond me. It did open my eyes, to how people are in modern age. People that have no f~~~ing respect for anything. The most ironic part? They are very religious and come from upbringing of such. LOL, in due time she will suck his money dry….and unfortunately, his spirit.

And hey guys, I know some of you are pump and dump. But man, that was one of my good friend’s soon to be wife. I’m not about that s~~~. And her gap in the middle of her upper teeth that you could spray water through….just didn’t do it for me. It was good weed, but not THAT good.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

This is why you need to hit delete on your Facebook account. Get rid of all social media and you will never have to deal with crazy again. There are other methods to keep in contact with your friends and family without having to use social media and those people that are parasites in your life like the two above you do the same to them as well. Kick them out of your life and you will be better off for it and have a more rewarding life once you surround yourself with good people that you know have your back and will not have to deal with blue pill bulls~~~.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I have +3 stories nearly identical to that. Except I doubt your example where she said he husbands “is OK with it”. Her future groom’s self esteem must be in the f~~~ing toilet to “be OK with that”. Would he “be ok with it” if she allowed herself to get pregnant too? Your friend needs to WALK and never marry her.

If my fiancée ask if it’s “ok” to get some extra dick to “get it out of her system” , I would be “ok with it” too…….. and then I would LEAVE. Let the other guy keep her.

THIS IS WHAT “HE’S OK WITH IT” MEANS:

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Have you ever seen anything so pathetic in your life?

In one example, I was in her town for a week, and a married ex happened to contact me 9 years later. OK It’s coffee, sure that would be fun. I get there and she’s pregnant with her second. I make a joke and say “how do you know it’s MINE?”…… she doesn’t even giggle. ( No sense of humor ).

So after this hour , she contacts AGAIN to – and I quote “get away from her screaming baby”.

No. I’m not having lunch with someone else’s wife while he’s at work to entertain her so she can “get away from her screaming baby”. I would rather scoop my retinae out with a mellon-baller.

So I told her to go be a mother and a wife. She made her choices. And her husband is the guy she cheated on me with.(!!) ( I shouldn’t even have spoken to her again, but I was already experienced and well travelled so I was expecting that sort of thing. )

HO BOY!! She loses her s~~~ and writes back and tries to slap me with the toddler equivalent of “I shall not be speaking to you anymore”.

If you say so, sweetie.

ExpendableYouth wrote:

Of course she bashed me to many people, etc.

TOTALLY predictable. And then – just like clockwork – she goes on a crusade to bash the f~~~ out of me to our mutual social circle because I called her out. Terrified that her reputation is shot, she tried to get at our mutual friends before I could tell anyone she’s a trollop.

I have had at least 3 married women / exes contact me through Facebook for a re-kindling of something that might still exist, they pretend want to be “friends” but I already know they want the hot beef injection on the sly. Just for a fix to get a little excitement and drama.

NO.

Bed. Made. Lie.

One chance per chick, per lifetime.
I won’t even associate with other men’s wives. Strict policy.

Man, do they ever hate it. Trashed fakebook in 2011 and never looked back.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 6]

[ExpendableYouthParticipant 381]

As stated, this was 3 years ago. I got off the Fakebook not long after. I remember logging back in to sell my car through a group in there, and seeing the same people talk about the same s~~~. Oh, and baby pictures. Poor bastards.

I can only IMAGINE what it is like now. Since everyone has a Smartphone and access. At least I know I am not missing anything.

[ExpendableYouthParticipant 381]

Went Camping- Funny, that was almost exactly how it was “laid out” for me.

Keymaster- You already know it man. HE WAS OKAY WITH IT. I s~~~ you not. I even joked about it after time had passed. As I said, that poor bastard. Being “okay” with it, yeah. Needless to say, I lost a lot of respect for him. But it is not his fault, for he does not know better.

This is the same man who let her be a “house wife” and not work for a solid 3-4 years except for “part-time bookkeeping work” for someone’s business. The same man who lets her go to Vegas and take a week vacation. My friend who is a mutual buddy said “yeah, I guess she went without him. On his dime”. And now there is talk of ” having many kids”. I s~~~ you not, lol and we both shook our heads. I just sit back and wonder though, how many other guys was she trying to f~~~ as well? Poor bastard…..

But yeah, social media. Forums are about as close as I come now to them. Funny, the last person who tried to suck the life out of me bitched and moaned about how she was sick of defending herself that she has a boyfriend to her friends. LOL, BECAUSE I WAS NOT ON FAKEBOOK…I was NONEXISTENT. Hahaha, that one always get me laughing. It was through a friend I saw why she would say that, she had profile pictures of this 47 year old piece of s~~~. Everyone thought she was dating her dad. LOL, not me. Because I was NONEXISTENT on social media…lmao. Needless to say, she ran through that one too. Was told by her one night at the house she had to block all forms of communication and threaten a restraining order. “SO I WAS TOLD”. LOL…you probably played him like a sucker too!

When she would go to bed early, she was on the Fakebook all the time. No time to clean the house or anything, but plenty of time to Fakebook. Needless to say, she ran the carousal of dicks and is happily infecting another person. Because I was NONEXISTENT, to her “friends”. LOL. Whom you never meet or talk to in real life. Yeah, that matters.

Reasons above are why I do not like social media. It’s portraying only what YOU want everyone to see, whether it’s reality or fiction. Dare I even go on about ONLINE DATING? “It’s not a big deal I am on medication, right????” (Hangs self)

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

There more c~~~s on c~~~book. They only like pictures, because they are visual then analytical which is why their horny for tattoos, all the time. If you ask a question, or friend request or anything like that, they f~~~ing take forever. They love wasting men’s time, facebook is just a easy example of it.

Even my female cousins can be some of the biggest c~~~s.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

Ha KM you found the picture I was looking for it too to send to you but couldn’t find it awesome that you have it now though. Great stuff keep up the good work.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Rhino wrote:

Ha KM you found the picture I was looking for it too to send to you but couldn’t find it awesome that you have it now though. Great stuff keep up the good work.

🙂 YES I was searching high and low for it (you remembered?!!! HA HA!!!!)

I just typed in everything I could think of.
I guessed “friendzone level infinity” and there it was.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

I don’t even use mainstream social media at all. It’s a f~~~ing joke. I never got the fad of it and never will.

The only thing that even remotely comes close to social media that I use is this website. All others can go f~~~ off and die a slow and painful death. All others are ran by c~~~s anyway, so they’re of no use for me.

C~~~book is just a website to make it easier for women to ride the c~~~ carousal.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

ExpendableYouth wrote:

My buddy had been dating his “high school sweetheart” and they both were engaged at this time. Personally, I see no attractive features– but hey love is blind, right?

I can guess where this is going.

Then that’s when I log on, and get a 5 PARAGRAPH message, out of the blue. Telling me how she has a huge crush on me, and pretty much says come over and f~~~ me.

Yep. It went there.

…Of course she bashed me to many people, etc.

Of course she did.

I don’t use facebook, but isn’t there a way you could have made her proposition to you completely public? Do that and it nips any defamation attempts against you right in the bud before they start, and lets the whole world know the kind of unfaithful trash she really is to boot.

And hey guys, I know some of you are pump and dump. But man, that was one of my good friend’s soon to be wife. I’m not about that s~~~.

Pump and dump does not mean pumping and dumping anything that moves. Especially not another man’s fiancée or wife.

It just means that if you pump, make damn sure that you also eventually dump. Dumping without ever pumping, as you did with this skank, is also perfectly acceptable.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Get the f~~~ off facebook. It’s a time sink at best and the asshole of the internet at worst. Some thirsty ass bitches on there, pay no mind to all the “guys are so thirsty” talk you hear women bleating, women do it more, they just tend not to get caught.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[HitmanParticipant]

I don’t use it.
My ex did and it was a major part in the demise of the family we started. .
F~~~ Fakebook!

[experiencedParticipant]

The ratio of women sucking wallets rather than dicks is too damn high.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 3]

In these stories it’s usually older women, 30+, at least 25+.

People in the past knew better than that. If the girl wasn’t married by 20 they knew she was a lost cause and stopped wasting time with her. And the smarter families married their girls off 16-18.

Something goes wrong in a young woman’s head if she isn’t married by 20. I think that’s why feminism arose with increasing educational attainment and delayed marriages. Women that just get married young never bothered whining about “oppression” and that other nonsense, they were busy enjoying sex with their husbands and being with family, especially after popping out a couple of babies.

Nowadays women want to slut around, and then get baby rabies at 35, but the damage is already done, even with a baby they can’t bond with other human beings the way their great grandmothers did.

[RennieParticipant]

I did use it when it first came out, because I saw an unprecedented opportunity to harvest it for pics back in my high school days.

You see back in the early internet era.All you had before was crumbs on the floor and hoping they would be kind enough to give you one, which they usually wouldn’t.

But in the later days, the girls stopped looking good and the well has mostly dried up for various reasons – like increased default security.

It’s not very useful anymore. That brief,freewheeling era is fading into the past.But it was fun while it lasted.

Never had any interest in the other junk like t~~~agram, t~~~ter, tumblr, whatever other social media t~~~s like.

Something I did come across recently on there.

[ExpendableYouthParticipant 381]

Hitman wrote:

I don’t use it.
My ex did and it was a major part in the demise of the family we started. .
F~~~ Fakebook!

You know, Hitman…..that is actually sad to say THAT IS COMMON TO HEAR. Now look….these same people existed 10-15 years ago. It’s just now they ALL have access to A SMARTPHONE….billions of people who 10-15 years ago…might have been millions (Remember having a beeper? I do, and had one before I got a cell phone at 17 iirc.) This….is just not good. Not good for your brain, to see how much STUPID S~~~ actually goes on around you. Before, you just maybe ASSUMED it was happening. Now with social media….you KNOW IT IS HAPPENING. There is a reason I am not on Fakebook or any social media anymore (This forum and a couple others excluded are all I have gone on).

I had fun with it. Posted a lot of good metal music youtube videos, some pictures of me working and some views from work at the ocean, got reconnected with 1 or 2 people I actually talk to this day (Out of hundreds, go figure). Aside from that, it has been…unfortunately, an absolutely terrible experience. I’ve gotten into verbal “fights” with people who know nothing about me, and who hide behind a keyboard. If you look at above story, that was just a single example. This kind of s~~~ happened a lot. I am not that hot, these chicks must just be WHORES.

I did look for former “flames” when Facebook had just begun getting popular, I think in 2006 or 2008? I remember having a Myspace back in …2005 I think? It was a good experience to reconnect. But then you realize exactly why you did not keep in contact all these years. Half were single moms, dating someone, you know the routine. When their boyfriends were getting concerned because they were talking to me, that’s when I kind of knew this kind of s~~~ can really mess up a relationship. To be fair and honest, I literally was just seeing what they were up to. We are going back to high school days (2000-2004 for me), those people I once knew were dead now anyway. They lived in other states, some around the same town…never met up with many of them. But the ones I did…..I had two “former” flames starting a Fakebook war over “Who knew me first”. (What THE F~~~ DOES THAT MATTER????)…..both “coincidentally” told me that “she is bad, watch out”. Oh, really…no s~~~, BOTH OF YOU WERE BAD. Bad f~~~ing people. Dated both of them, 5 years apart. I dodged bullets there, they both had kids and went on their ways….lol.

I will never forget however, when I went to this one ex’s house (Dating at the time for maybe…I don’t know, 1 month?)...and noticed I was her WALLPAPER on her f~~~ing PC. She had downloaded it from pictures on Fakebook and Myspace. I was HER WALLPAPER. I am sure you can ALL guess what happened there. Psycho bitch. And that is HER OWN WORDS, I just happen to agree. I actually ignored her texts for almost TWO YEARS after she broke it off to ride the caurosal. That one felt good, although I did reconnect a few years later (she was married now with 2 kids) LoL…that’s my “I’m outta here” sign now.

[ExpendableYouthParticipant 381]

Well my friends I am currently typing this via my text to speech application on my phone so bear the errors.

Last night I got a phone call from the person that I used in my example my buddy…. then I got to text messages saying please pick up if you’re there my marriage is over……

Turns out that same girl I mentioned has been cheating on him with her boss for over two and a half years and she just told him 2 nights ago on his 34th birthday.

She wants a clean break does not want any money but wants to go move to Vegas with her friend that I had mentioned earlier that was taking vacations with.

I am blown away and very sad and for my friend the fact that she could do that I have to only being married for 3 years and cheat on him for 2 with her boss of all other things unf~~~ingbelieveable and you know what it is actually got me so f****** p~~~ed off inside because that’s another man that got destroyed by a woman’s f****** tingly vagina.

I am beyond p~~~ed I’m hearing this and I did however tell him that because she cheated on you she does not deserve you to ever talk to her again and he even said I’m going to go to the wife of the man who she cheated with and tell her what was going. That’s right, f~~~ yourself.

I will be telling him about this forum and I hope he sees the light but my God guys do you need any more examples that they are all the same???????

[ExpendableYouthParticipant 381]

I’m Blown Away guys that I wrote this topic two days ago and he called me last night I mean what are the odds….

I hope his ex wife gets hit and dies. Karma, bitch. My friend was a good man and I really liked him and unfortunately I knew that this was going to happen because about 2 years ago she was talking to me and saying I don’t know why he loves me like he does…WELL NO S~~~ YOU WERE RIDING THE DICK CAROUSEL ….

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