fakeababy.com

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Yeah, that’s a thing. Fakeababy.com. Where you can get a fake pregnancy test, fake documents including DNA results, a baby bump you can wear under your clothes so you look pregnant. Of course it’s advertised as a gag gift site, because it would be pretty disgusting to bill it as a place to trick a guy into marrying you. But I just wonder why it’s $25 for fake documents. Wouldn’t that be a form letter where you just put in a couple of names? Why would that be more than a couple of bucks?

I’m thinking of opening fake-a-vasectomy.com. Why the hell not? If nothing else, it would force a woman into doing a real DNA test to prove that there really is a baby and that it’s actually yours. I’ll take all the money I make and donate it to men’s shelters.

Sugar and spice gentlemen, sugar and spice.

Order the good wine

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“The best gag gifts” they call it. What a sense of humor.

Terrific find. Obliterate them and tell every man to dump that bitch when he gets a “gift” like that. They want and expect proposals and $25K diamond rings, and the BEST the man receives is a faked pregnancy.

Can a woman give you a fake STD too??? Nice.

Fake an engagement ring.
Hell, why not even fake the whole proposal.

Kneel down. Put a tea bag in a box. Tell her you love her. And ask her very nicely to make you a cup of tea ……

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[bladeParticipant]

I like your idea tax guy with a charitable touch . Not like there deceptive industry .

See lady lurkers he has a f~~~ing heart that you didn’t steal c~~~s

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

Company and c~~~ should be charged for fraud on that documentation

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[HitmanParticipant]

Women are allergic to wedding rings, once it touch ‘ s their finger their WHOLE BODY SWELLS !!!
Hahaha!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

blade wrote:

Company and c~~~ should be charged for fraud on that documentation

An excellent point! “Conspiracy to commit ( paternity ) fraud”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

blade wrote:

Company and c~~~ should be charged for fraud on that documentation

An excellent point! “Conspiracy to commit ( paternity ) fraud”.

Given the current state of affairs, I might be surprised if that was actually illegal.

Order the good wine

[ryuk_shinigamiParticipant 95]

@keymaster, what you posted reminded me of this..!

Some people call it fate. I call it, "Chaos Theory" - Sam Fisher

[TaoTheMgtowWandererParticipant 263]

if you as a person are that heinous and awful that you have to trick a man into marrying your stupid ignorant ass. It is time to look yourself in the mirror of your mind and ask yourself. Is this relationship worth saving because of who he is?

Or is it because your a greedy twunt without a micro gram of introspection and creativity in your left toenail never mind a proper brain in your head.

My peace of mind is worth more then your vagina...cunt.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

ryuk_shinigami wrote:

@keymaster, what you posted reminded me of this..!
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funniest scene of that entire show

[TheLaughingManParticipant 1]

I once had a gf that tried to make me believe she was pregnant to get money. She had a pregnant sister that provided her a fake pregnacy test and she even made me talk to her parents and s~~~. But i knew the law a little too good for their taste because we were both underaged and i knew i used a condom so there ws a small change she could get pregnant. But i payed for the pregnacy test but if she wanted more she just had to prove an echo or a real prove that she was going to get an abortus. That abortus was a choice because they realized that i wasn’t going to bow down. But i knew because of my gut feeling it was all a hoax. I knew from a friend that she was cheating and lying about everything. But the reason why I just payed for the pregnacy ( it only cost like 6bucks) was that it was an advice from a friend of mine who studied law. He said that this way she couldn’t prove i was a bad guy in this situation and i was helpfull. After this s~~~ i dumped her. But the s~~~ wasn’t over yet… She filed an complaint against me ( also a false one) about me putting x-rated photos from her the internet. She tried to get money that way, u see? That also went to s~~~ because i knew the law on that as well. At the end the only thing she could do was make me look bad with false statements she made and thats it! She didn’t get any money and I learned a valuable lesson. 😉

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

Keymaster wrote:

I’m thinking of opening fake-a-vasectomy.com. Why the hell not?

I gotta say that I like the way your mind works Tax

lol

BVC

Wooops, Taxguy said that, not Keymaster (The Patriarchy incarnated in human form)

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

Annnddd… just going to leave this right here…

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[kbbroilerParticipant 886]

I know of a woman who I’m thinking used this site to trick a doctor into marriage but the whole thing back fired. Lol…..

[StealthParticipant 5326]

Keymaster wrote:

“The best gag gifts” they call it. What a sense of humor.

… the BEST the man receives is a faked pregnancy.

Can a woman give you a fake STD too??? Nice.

Fake an engagement ring.
Hell, why not even fake the whole proposal.
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My ex-wife was such a kidder, she faked OUR ENTIRE MARRIAGE! Haha, what a riot! Man, she really got me with all that love & commitment talk! She got our family and friends in on it too! She even got me to play along by working my ass off and postponing my education for over ten years! The joke of the century! She must still be rolling from that one! (in the dough)! I’ll have to think up something even BETTER for the next one who comes along!

O yeah, I’ve also gotten the fake pregnancy gag too! All those tears and threats, the whole thing was just pulling my leg. Haha, what a kidder! :’D

"Once you’ve taken care of the basics, there’s very little in this world for which your life is worth deferring." -David Hansson. "It’s not when women are mean or nasty that anything is out of the ordinary. It’s when they are NICE to you that you have to be on high alert..." -Jackinov.

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