Fake Pregnancy S~~~ Test

[narwhalParticipant]

I have no doubt it’s legal to sell products like this. The seller isn’t responsible for what the customer does with the product.

I read some of the reviews on the amazon listing. I find it rather telling that the gag is being used by women as a fun gag and as revenge on an ex boyfriend.

Word of advice, one of the reviews explained how you can verify that the test is fake. Ask to see the box, then scan the barcode with Amazon app or something similar. The product will tell you whether it’s fake or not.

Ok. Then do it.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

narwhal wrote:

I have no doubt it’s legal to sell products like this. The seller isn’t responsible for what the customer does with the product.
I read some of the reviews on the amazon listing. I find it rather telling that the gag is being used by women as a fun gag and as revenge on an ex boyfriend.
Word of advice, one of the reviews explained how you can verify that the test is fake. Ask to see the box, then scan the barcode with Amazon app or something similar. The product will tell you whether it’s fake or not.

I for one was not sophisticated enough to see through something like this one year ago. I was too trusting.

Thanks MGTOW!

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

sidecar wrote:

Atton wrote:

Vasectomies are good to flip the joke around.

Exactly.

Also since they’re selling fake pregnancy tests, why not sell fake urologists reports “confirming” sterility after an imaginary vasectomy?

Turnabout is fair play, laydeez.

Now THAT’s a great idea, Sidecar. And since feminists and the MSM would go insane the moment you tried selling such a thing, you’d get plenty of free publicity for the product too.

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Torchem wrote:

I had the very my last girlfriend try “I’m late, I think I’m pregnant.” on me. I’ve had a vasectomy and didn’t tell her. Always wore condoms as well. So, called her a slut, told her I’ve had a vasectomy and walk out. That was the final push into MGTOW. She done me a huge favour.

As soon as a woman does this or any kind of “s~~~ test”, the answer is simple:

Dump The Bitch Now.

The sheer fraud of all of this, from the growing number of studies showing that many men are “not the father” and the increasing number of open efforts to promote Paternity Fraud just convinces me even more that my cousin was right.

Don’t just “trust” women !

And hell, she was a woman herself !

Frank V.

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

That is easy. If you are confronted with a fake test like this, then ask her to have it redone while you do it.

And secretly “mark” the test strip first…

Ask her to go to the clinic for ultrasound one more time “because you care so much” for the baby…

And you want to see it…!!!

Fake an appointment or make one. The ultrasound costs should be covered within a few hundred bucks. And you have peace of mind.

And if she refuses the appointment, then you know what’s going on.

Just go to the clinic and have it done on “private billing” or have the health insurance pay for the “checkup”

Anyway, If she gets nervous, then you know. And if she really pops out a baby, test for DNA.

With or without her permission, don’t care.

Cheaper than paying for 18 years.

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[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Frank V. wrote:

As soon as a woman does this or any kind of “s~~~ test”, the answer is simple:

Dump The Bitch Now.

The sheer fraud of all of this, from the growing number of studies showing that many men are “not the father” and the increasing number of open efforts to promote Paternity Fraud just convinces me even more that my cousin was right.

Don’t just “trust” women !

And hell, she was a woman herself !

Frank V.

And of course, fraud is fraud.

It’s a criminal offense.

Who wants to live with a criminal?

Dump her, or better: Make her dump you. Because borderlines can be a real pain in the ass when you dump them. (See further instructions on MGTOW.com)

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[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

sidecar wrote:

Also since they’re selling fake pregnancy tests, why not sell fake urologists reports “confirming” sterility after an imaginary vasectomy?

sidecar-

What a great idea (great business opportunity also). You can call it “Uncle Sidecar’s Fake Urology Reports”. At 10 per copy it would be a steal. I would love to see the look on some chick’s face when you show her the report and say, “Not mine sweetie. Must be the neighbor’s”

[Canis lupusParticipant 144]

Even with my low opinion of women, that website has lowered said opinion a few more notches.

Jesus H Christ just when you think you’ve seen it all.

[Faith+1Participant 866]

If I had the snip I’d go along with the bulls~~~ for 9 months. Then when she’s about to pop I’d show her a letter from my GP that states I’m sterile.

Not only would her face be worth a thousand words she’s then stuck with some douchbags kid. F~~~ I’d love to do this someday.

[qeeqoParticipant 1168]

Been there done that. She told me she was pregnant and I’d had a vasectomy. She told me after having already lied about going to several dr.s appointments that she was going in for an ultrasound. I said’ “Great, I’ll go with you”. She left the room and 5 minutes later her daughter comes in and says, “Mom has something to tell you”. She actually fessed up. I told her it was over, walked out, and she was in the arms of her Backup plan that night.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

I’ve had a fake pregnancy thrown at me by my crazy ex. These mustn’t have been around at the time as otherwise she would have bought one and shown me to “prove” she was pregnant…f~~~ing pyscho bitches

[sidecarParticipant 35859]

Faith+1 wrote:

If I had the snip I’d go along with the bulls~~~ for 9 months. Then when she’s about to pop I’d show her a letter from my GP that states I’m sterile.

She might be able to get a court to decide that meant you accepted paternity so you’d have to pay anyways. Actual paternity has nothing to do with it at that point. The world is full of poor chumps paying child support for children that aren’t theirs.

It’s better to dump that bitch at the first sign of trouble. Besides, why the f~~~ would you want to stick around for s~~~ like morning sickness, all her bitching, strange demands, and her getting fatter and fatter and fatter by the hour? F~~~ that.

qeeqo wrote:

I told her it was over, walked out, and she was in the arms of her Backup plan that night.

They ALWAYS have a backup beta in the wings. This is why fake urologist reports are almost as good as the real thing, because the odds that she actually has been cheating are much better than even.

But still, it’s better to have the real thing so you know for sure. There’s really no good reason for a man to not get snipped these days.

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