Eye-Contact for Discomfort

[AlmostNiceGuyParticipant 210]

I feel sort of like a psychopath for enjoying this so much, but what the hell. Many friends, I saw this too, say I have a resting  “sociopath” face, meaning that when I don’t do any sort of expression, I look like a serial killer. I use this to my advantage. Constantly I will walk to a lecture looking at the floor, and as soon as I spot a laughing c~~~, cackling for lack of a better word, I will suddenly raise my head and look at their eyes. I can feel the discomfort and fear, I don’t break the eye contact until either she looks away, or smiles. Anybody else do this?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Women call this “bitchy resting face”.

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Personally , I do what Edward did to Bella at the beginning of “Twilight”, and when I pass them (attractive women especially) I look at them like they smell bad. Bella actually ran after him , ran around looking for him and became obsessed with him — because he looked at her like she stinks.

It has the most interesting side effect and seems to turn women on.
If you do it right, it may even lead to a blowjob! Which is something she would not do if you smiled and said “good morning”.

Try it!

Just look at her like she has something gross in her hair – like she stinks.
You’ll be amazed.

The modern female responds more to being treated like crap.
They will actually break up with a guy for being “too nice”.

Take a cue from that, and look at her like she stinks.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Keymaster wrote:

Personally , I do what Edward did to Bella at the beginning of “Twilight”, and when I pass them (attractive women especially) I look at them like they smell bad. Bella actually ran after him , ran around looking for him and became obsessed with him — because he looked at her like she stinks.

No offense, KM, but you know more about Twilight than is probably good for you.

Keymaster wrote:

Take a cue from that, and look at her like she stinks.

Which isn’t all that difficult, because honestly most of them actually do stink.  They think hygiene products can take the place of actual hygiene.

[DakotaParticipant 341]

What is a f~~~ing Twilight?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Dakota wrote:

What is a f~~~ing Twilight?

sidecar wrote:

No offense, KM, but you know more about Twilight than is probably good for you.

Laughing over here. I KNEW that was coming. Thanks for calling me out. Do I get to keep my Man card if I tell you it was only for research that I watched that s~~~? I didn’t read the book, watch the other movies – or 50 Shades Of Rape – though.

You’re so right. SHAME ON ME for knowing that.
For my pennance, I will say 3 hail MGTOWs and a how’s-your-father.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[DakotaParticipant 341]

This is all the Twilight “research” you need.

Sorry ALMOST…I think I do have the look but I haven’t tried it yet.  Must give it the old College drop-out try!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Yes, I know it well. That video actually convinced me to download that s~~~. But nobody got my money to watch it, so I can still be forgiven.

(and PS, thanks for making it a link, but the forum accepts youtube embeds. Just paste the video URL and it will display. Have quickly modified it for you.).

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

sidecar wrote:

No offense, KM, but you know more about Twilight than is probably good for you.

Yup, yup….sorry KM ‘ol buddy…gotta give you +1 homo suspicion points on that one… 🙂

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[KeymasterKeymaster]

It’s now official. Watching 45 minutes of Twilight is the same as b~~~~ across the nose.

Why watch the sequel, when I can just bend over and ram the Blu-ray up my arse.
Kidding. It would never fit. When I fart, only dogs can hear it.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Keymaster wrote:

It’s now official. Watching 45 minutes of Twilight is the same as b~~~~ across the nose.

BWABWAHAHAHAHAHA!  Now THAT’S funny!…and so f~~~ing true…

goddamn KM…I just f~~~in spit water all over my tablet after reading that s~~~ about the blu-ray  LOL

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[coolthingy450Participant 1223]

Back then a girl would have a staring contest during class hours. We would sit their and try to look in each other eyes. I’m guessing that’s a s~~~ test of some kind.

Actions have consequences and consequences have prices. Cause and effect at work.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

That belongs in the posters section. I’m on it.

But quite seriously now, one of the reasons why I watched it was to understand how female nature is exploited. Why something so DUMB and dull and uninteresting could be THAT successful and appealing. Because how f~~~ing awesome would it be to write some PIECE OF S~~~ novella, and turn yourself into a billionaire by exploiting female nature… and just publish whatever bulls~~~ women want to hear and get rich doing it. Oprah did it. Obama did it. Why not you or me?

The character breakdown in the “why twilight is popular” video comes very close to breaking down the tired formula women subscribe to. But the problem is, men are too bright to write that s~~~. If a man wrote “Twilight” or “50 Shades of Rape”.. he would think nobody would buy it! He would throw it in the garbage!

If nobody had written it before and that book appeared by my bed and I woke up the next day to find it bound and covered all the work was done… I would throw it in the f~~~ing garbage can. Nobody could convince me that’s a billion dollar formula for success…… or that they would make it into a f~~~ing TRILOGY???

You know, “the Producers” was about 2 guys who wanted to make a flop. They wanted it to flop SO BADLY but it backfired and “springtime for Hitler” had exactly the opposite result. It was a smashing success. NO WAY could anyone have predicted it!

Forget working for a living. A guy should get a single mommy pen name, and write s~~~ like that – just filled with all kinds of CRAP women love – and he will be rich beyond his wildest dreams.

(Apologize for derailing the thread. Not my intention)

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[– Deleted on Request –Spectator 936]

Usually, when a woman looks at me, she’s usually after my money or–ahem–something else, if you get my drift.  If not, she expects me to either spontaneously go up in flames or turn to stone.

 

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Back on topic. If you want to make a woman uncomfortable, look at her boobs while she’s talking.

A woman once told me “EXCUSE ME!!! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!! MEN ARE PIGS!!!”

To which I replied: “But Im not looking at your eyes”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Keymaster wrote:

Do I get to keep my Man card if I tell you it was only for research that I watched that s~~~?

I couldn’t let the Twilight reference go without comment, but I figured it had to be something like that.  I’m just glad it wasn’t me who had to make that sacrifice.  I prefer vampires to suck blood, not c~~~.

Keymaster wrote:

Back on topic. If you want to make a woman uncomfortable, look at her boobs while she’s talking. A woman once told me “EXCUSE ME!!! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!! MEN ARE PIGS!!!” To which I replied: “But Im not looking at your eyes”.

Even Homer Simpson gets it:

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