Extortion jokes from the hive

[StealthParticipant 5329]

A woman I know shared the following on facebook:
TO WHOEVER WINS THE MEGA MILLIONS… I’M PREGNANT AND IT’S YOURS.

Lots of giggling followed in the comments, as well as some criticism.
I was going to comment, but I have nothing to say… something about how women=extortion, how they’re not even trying to hide it.

One lady nailed it by saying, “This is not funny. This is why women are not believed.”

"Once you’ve taken care of the basics, there’s very little in this world for which your life is worth deferring." -David Hansson. "It’s not when women are mean or nasty that anything is out of the ordinary. It’s when they are NICE to you that you have to be on high alert..." -Jackinov.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I saw another one that said “Whoever wins the MegaMillions sexually assaulted me in high school”. Hahahaha, right?

Order the good wine

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

Stealth wrote:

they’re not even trying to hide it

It’s not like it’s a secret more of like “just another day at the office”.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[GeraldParticipant 3620]

I think everyone who ever had anything to do with the winner, if it is a Male, will come out of the woodwork claiming harassment

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[Anonymous 18]

it’s yours
don’t want it
[cuck] me real man, me raise another man’s sperm

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

Anonymous wrote:

<i class=”fas fa-female”></i> it’s yours<i class=”icon-mgtow” style=”font-size:22px;”></i> don’t want it[cuck] me real man, me raise another man’s sperm

My taxes fund enough bums and single mothers. I am already being cucked. Why can’t people pay for their own mistakes?

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Awakened wrote:

“just another day at the office”.

You meant “Orifice”?

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22507]

Duke Togo wrote:

Thorndyke wrote:

<i class=”fas fa-female”></i> it’s yours<i class=”icon-mgtow” style=”font-size:22px;”></i> don’t want it[cuck] me real man, me raise another man’s sperm

My taxes fund enough bums and single mothers. I am already being cucked. Why can’t people pay for their own mistakes?

This. This is why we can’t just check out and think nothing can touch us if we just limit our contacts. It doesn’t stop bad laws making us taxpaying husbanks/atms for the gynocentric society of women.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

[female]it’s yours
[male]don’t want it
[cuck] me real man, me raise another man’s sperm

Moar liek:

: “Vasectomy for the win bitch! I’m out!

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10907]

Stealth wrote:

One lady nailed it by saying, “This is not funny. This is why women are not believed.”

Too little too late.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

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