Exposing People

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Everyone thinks they are being subtle when I am out and about. Supermarkets, pubs, chip-shops, bedsits, libraries, parks, restaurants, gyms. I can hear them muttering about me, talking in riddles thinking I don’t know what they mean. I have exposed them all.

What are you f~~~ing rambling about?

[It’sallbsParticipant]

I know what he’s saying.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[HermitParticipant]

Everybody talks about everybody. So what? I’m happiest when I can ignore people.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Relax Colin, paranoia is a useful survival skill and from what I’ve been told you’re going to need it brother. My sources (actually a small lizard on my stoop) told me that MI-6, the KGB, the CIA, and the Mossad have targeted you for—–liquidation! but you didn’t hear from me. START RUNNING AND DON’T STOP!

[Anonymous 54]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

leave the poetry to Colin Combover in a Coma.

Writers…..hahahh

[Anonymous 54]

PistolPete wrote:

Relax Colin, paranoia is a useful survival skill and from what I’ve been told you’re going to need it brother. My sources (actually a small lizard on my stoop) told me that MI-6, the KGB, the CIA, and the Mossad have targeted you for—–liquidation! but you didn’t hear from me. START RUNNING AND DON’T STOP!

Pete!!!

[Anonymous 54]

Mabey blow isnt the best med for paranoia! Hahah

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5213]

MISANTHROPIC

Ann, I’ll smash you over the head with a frying pan
Brian, I’ll hit you over the head with a iron
Billy-bob, I’ll poison your corn on the cob
Bill, I’ll push you over the window sill
Jesse, things are gonna get messy
Rich, I’ll make you my bitch
I’ll be frank Frank, run you over with a tank
Rob, I’ll cause you rectal discomfort with a 15inch black rubber nob
Pat, I’ll whack you over the head with a baseball bat
Hugh, I’ll drown your head in the loo
Sue, I’ll electrocute you
Si, I’ll put a wire coat hanger down your japs eye
Brad, you won’t like it when I’m mad
Keith, I’ll knock out all your teeth
Hal, I’ll bury you in the garden, terrible smell oh well
Ed’ I’ll kill you stone dead, put you in a concrete bed
Clair, I’ll put you in a wheelchair
I’ll chop off that head, keep it in the shed Fred
Rick, I’ll make you gag on a plastic dick, then hit you with a house brick, place your head on a stick
Grant, I’ll strangle you with my soiled underpant
I’ll make you an amputee Lee, and you Tracy
Dave, I’ll cook your head in a microwave
Ron, I’ll stiff you hard without a rubber john
Tess, I’ll make your face a mess
Ivy, bareback business, give you HIV
Sam, I’ll slice you up like a strip of ham
Wayne, I’ll dish out unbearable pain, p~~~ your pants, trouser stain
Steve, you better believe I’ve got something up my sleeve, for you, and Stew
I’ll put your head on a block, shoot you up with a glock, thrust you with infected c~~~, take your pick Nick
Don’t get too pally Sally, or I will leave you in a trashcan down a alley
Sell you some uncut blow Joe, overdose, time to go
I’ll f~~~ you up Gup
Throw you under a bus, Gus
Set you on fire Mia
Throw you into a lake full of crocodiles, Miles
Place you in a cage with a lion Ryan
I’ll slice you with a sword, Claude
I’ll place cyanide in your spliff, Cliff
Tone, I’ll make you starve until there’s nothing left but skin and bone
I’ll drill your knees Louise
I’ll make your head in a canoe Lou
Scott, I’ll place you in a boiling hot pot
Lorraine, I’ll throw you into the path of a moving train
Pete, I’ll smash you over the head with a slab of concrete
Lynn, I’ll inject you with a lethal dose of heroin
I’ll stab you in the eye Guy
I’ll break your neck Bec
I’ll make a funny hat out of your skin, Glynn
I’ll set you alight Dwyte
Don’t make me cross Ross, or I’ll show you whoses boss
Don’t start, or I’ll rip you apart Bart
Don’t give it the big one John
I’ll be under frenzied attack, give you a smack Jack
I’ll put you in a infirmary Suzie
I’ll cut out your spleen Dean
I’ll hit you over the head with a rolling pin Lin
I’ll hit you over the head with a rake Jake, make no mistake
I’ll make you a disgrace Grace

I don’t mean to be a dick, but you all make me sick, I’m Colin, the misanthropic

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5213]

Anonymous wrote:

I have never understood the need to fit in, or be socially acceptable.
Sounds like a lot of work for nothing…

No desire to fit in, can hear everyday, everywhere I go.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5213]

PistolPete wrote:

Relax Colin, paranoia is a useful survival skill and from what I’ve been told you’re going to need it brother. My sources (actually a small lizard on my stoop) told me that MI-6, the KGB, the CIA, and the Mossad have targeted you for—–liquidation! but you didn’t hear from me. START RUNNING AND DON’T STOP!

There is more than that after me, your source(s) lied.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5213]

Hermit wrote:

Everybody talks about everybody. So what? I’m happiest when I can ignore people.

I do ignore people, want to keep pushing until I retaliate. I am in to them, don’t worry.

[Anonymous 54]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Old Heyoka wrote:

I have never understood the need to fit in, or be socially acceptable.
Sounds like a lot of work for nothing…

No desire to fit in, can hear everyday, everywhere I go.

Because you wont take the Meds that will help.
I know people that have been helped by Meds.

But, your brain, your choice.

Your a Great Writer.

[It’sallbsParticipant]

PistolPete wrote:

Relax Colin, paranoia is a useful survival skill and from what I’ve been told you’re going to need it brother. My sources (actually a small lizard on my stoop) told me that MI-6, the KGB, the CIA, and the Mossad have targeted you for—–liquidation! but you didn’t hear from me. START RUNNING AND DON’T STOP!

You really are a rambunctious rapscallion aren’t you.

In the UK anyone registered on here is probably on a watch list ,my mate had a section 60 on his car for 15 years just cos he organised a few raves.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Where you from Colin?

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5213]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Old Heyoka wrote:

I have never understood the need to fit in, or be socially acceptable.
Sounds like a lot of work for nothing…

No desire to fit in, can hear everyday, everywhere I go.

Because you wont take the Meds that will help.
I know people that have been helped by Meds.

But, your brain, your choice.

Your a Great Writer.

I am alright Earl, it’s the rest of them. I am one of the most balanced specimens you are likely to interact with.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5213]

It’sallbs wrote:

Where you from Colin?

From a land time forgot.

[Anonymous 54]

As long as your happy!!

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

From a land time forgot

Me too mate I’m stuck in some grimy s~~~ty derelict warehouse in an arse end part of Manc with fat bass lines and piano going round my head.

Still got a wardrobe full of stripey ellese and lacoste polo shirts.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Anonymous 54]

Hey, my little Cat is eating alot, and put most of the wieght back on.
Things wernt looking good for a minute there…

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5213]

It’sallbs wrote:

PistolPete wrote:

Relax Colin, paranoia is a useful survival skill and from what I’ve been told you’re going to need it brother. My sources (actually a small lizard on my stoop) told me that MI-6, the KGB, the CIA, and the Mossad have targeted you for—–liquidation! but you didn’t hear from me. START RUNNING AND DON’T STOP!

You really are a rambunctious rapscallion aren’t you.

In the UK anyone registered on here is probably on a watch list ,my mate had a section 60 on his car for 15 years just cos he organised a few raves.

You get, their watching. Did you know new builds have spy cameras built into them

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