Explaining 50/50

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Recently an acquaintance of mine was telling me about his perfect relations~~~. He’s in the honeymoon phase and happier than a priest at a playground. He explained to me that everything is working so well because they agree everything should be 50/50. Isn’t that wonderful?

I explained to him that yes, everything SHOULD be 50/50. However, as time goes on, his woman will eventually decide what thier 50/50 means and when she’s unhappy basically he’s f~~~ed. Furthermore, it will be all his fault. He hesitated and started with the NAWALT rhetoric. I felt bad for him. Then that second passed.

I’m 100% sure 50/50 is pure bulls~~~.

[MecklotParticipant 608]

Ah yes, the 50/50 scenario. The basis of all failed relationships.

Why is that? Because at the end of the day, people only care about themselves. To compromise is to lose, and we all know how self-centered women are. So women devise all sorts of “compromises” which are really meant to benefit themselves more than others. And if the man starts to say his side is lacking in rewards, the woman begins to use her feelings as an argument. In a typical relations~~~, the man will begrudgingly accept it and many other “50/50s” that are geared towards the woman’s favor.

All the more reason to go your own way.

[Anonymous 43]

ding ding ding we have a winner!

You need to do more followed by I’m not happy…been there done that, lost the t shirt!

That is pothole #129 on the road to divorce.

psst pothole 130 is you loaded the dishwasher wrong, the fork tines go up not down. You do it wrong every time.

Pothole #131 is the pillows go on the couch, alternating solid, floral, solid.

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Anonymous wrote:

ding ding ding we have a winner!

You need to do more followed by I’m not happy…been there done that, lost the t shirt!

That is pothole #129 on the road to divorce.

psst pothole 130 is you loaded the dishwasher wrong, the fork tines go up not down. You do it wrong every time.

Pothole #131 is the pillows go on the couch, alternating solid, floral, solid.

Ding ding ding(2)!

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Mecklot wrote:

Because at the end of the day, peoplewomen only care about themselves.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Slayher wrote:

I’m 100% sure 50/50 is pure bulls~~~.

And you would be correct.

“RELATIONSHIP” spelled differently = ISITONHERLAP

As far as women are concerned, there is nothing 50/50 about it.

“Fellas .. .. when you wake up in the morning, you should look yourself in the mirror and say “F~~~ YOU!” F~~~ you’re hopes , f~~~ your dreams, f~~~ your plans, f~~~ everything you thought this life was ever gonna bring you. Now let’s go out there and try and make this bitch happy”.
– Chris Rock

Wanna see how true that is.
Watch the audience reaction and tell me 50,000 people are in 50/50 relationships.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[bladeParticipant]

50/50 hahahahahahaha oh f~~~ing please.That is funny as.Slowly the masters plot will unfold.Whatch the changes in him each month .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Old RottweilerParticipant 1520]

I previously thought I would give 60% she would give 40%. It always ended ended up me giving 90%, her just saying “NO”.

Every time.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

There are only two possible relationship types… the type where authority and responsibility exist in equal measure for all parties and the type where they do not.

The split percentage doesn’t matter. You can call it 50/50 or 80/20 or 100/0… who contributes how much of what is irrelevant. All that matters is that both people have the same amount of responsibility as they have authority. If that’s not the case, the person with the greater authority will walk all over the person with the greater responsibility.

And I’m sure it will come as a surprise to no-one here when I say that a typical man will stand up to take responsibility for women while ceding authority to them.

As a man, if you’re not capable of maintaining your authority over your own life while refusing to take responsibility for anyone else’s, you’re sunk. And that, I believe, is the reason we are all here.

[sonofthedestroyerParticipant 318]

Isitonherlap? That was brilliant! I will have to share that with some people I know. But yes, my cousin married purely for economic reasons. And I warned my brother in law about this. Recently i asked him if she was controlling him. And he said 50/50 lol. Let’s see where it will lead a few years from now.

[TuneoutParticipant]

Slayher wrote:

happier than a priest at a playground.

LOL,I have to remember that one brother,classic!

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Keymaster wrote:

RELATIONSHIP” spelled differently = ISITONHERLAP

While we’re on the subject, ‘mother-in-law’ spelled differently is “woman Hitler”. what does that tell you?

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Fermat wrote:

While we’re on the subject, ‘mother-in-law’ spelled differently is “woman Hitler”. what does that tell you?

Fascinating!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

A fifty fifty relationship with unconditional selfless love that is full of fairness in paradise.

Can we heap anymore bulls~~~ upon this relationship?

So, what is it you want me to do?

A fifty fifty relationship is where he does what she says.

Peace brothers

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Stargazer wrote:

The split percentage doesn’t matter. You can call it 50/50 or 80/20 or 100/0… who contributes how much of what is irrelevant. All that matters is that both people have the same amount of responsibility as they have authority. If that’s not the case, the person with the greater authority will walk all over the person with the greater responsibility.

And I’m sure it will come as a surprise to no-one here when I say that a typical man will stand up to take responsibility for women while ceding authority to them.

As a man, if you’re not capable of maintaining your authority over your own life while refusing to take responsibility for anyone else’s, you’re sunk. And that, I believe, is the reason we are all here.

Oh yeah…I’ve seen this happen in countless marriages. The man is out working overtime knowing as a couple they’ll eventually want a house and kids, while the woman is out spending it as fast as he can make it. He goes out and takes responsibility for trying to build something for them, she takes authority over how his resources are allocated, and many times has ended up cheating because he works too much and she’s bored or whatever dumb s~~~ they spit out. Eventually they realize 60 hour weeks with nothing to show for it just to maybe get a little pussy once or twice a week is a raw deal.

All she’d have to do in these cases is take some of the responsibility and stop trying to grab so much authority. For example being a bit more frugal and having dinner and a blowjob waiting for him when he got home would go a long way, or possible working more herself so they could hit their financial goals without him having to kill himself…but once it gets overly lopsided the responsible half eventually realizes the authoritative half is nothing but a cancerous tumor they are better off removing.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

Keymaster wrote:

“Fellas .. .. when you wake up in the morning, you should look yourself in the mirror and say “F~~~ YOU!” F~~~ you’re hopes , f~~~ your dreams, f~~~ your plans, f~~~ everything you thought this life was ever gonna bring you. Now let’s go out there and try and make this bitch happy”.
– Chris Rock

Funny as hell. Sad part about it is, although everyone is having a good laugh, everyone in this room knows the ridiculous s~~~ he spoke of was the truth.

50/50. As in I come in and offer nothing, and leave with 50% or your s~~~? First Johnny Depp, now Brad Pitt. These guys, right now I bet they’re thinking, ” I had it made, a s~~~ton of cash and could practically f~~~ around with as many women as I want… and I had to settle for a conniving c~~~, WTF was I thinking???”

Sad to say, but I think once the masses figure it all out, it’ll be to late. These women have dug themselves a whole that they cannot at once ever get out of.

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[Sky-OParticipant 18933]

50/50

Results in a 100% chance that at any point in time when she decides she isn’t happy anymore, she transitions to being with one of her orbiters she had on hold.

And the beta orbiter will be so grateful he has access to her vagina that he settles for her knew terms of him at 99% and her at 1%.

Because, after all. Her pussy is soooo totally worth the extra expenses that her beta has agreed to. And he will temporarily convince himself that he is more of a ‘man’ than the previous guy.

Until he finds out she has been getting drilled and f~~~ing other guys on the side and her vagina cost them absolutely nothing other than the loads expended getting her off.

[narwhalParticipant]

It is 50/50…until the handicaps start applying.

I thought we were going to split the bill for dinner 50/50?
We are! Except, well, you make more money then me due to your male privilege so you should pay more. And then you have to factor in that I had to spend more on makeup and such for this date, so you should pay more. And then you’re a gentleman and I’m a lady, so clearly 50/50 is you paying for the whole meal! Can you hurry this up? I ah…just remembered I was supposed to meet my girlfriend for coffee in about 30 minutes.

Ok. Then do it.

[All OutParticipant 87]

My X stressed that things must but split 50/50 for our relationship to work then proceeded to explain:
You make more than me so bills need to be split accordingly. Translation 75/25
I work longer hours (and did not get paid OT) so house work needs to be split accordingly. Translation 80/20
I don’t know how to operate lawn equipment. Translation 100/0
So that’s a fair 50/50 in her eyes!
Thank God I woke up before the wedding and called it off!

[DanceMyOwnWayParticipant 2096]

Keymaster wrote:

TellHer2STFU wrote:

I’m 100% sure 50/50 is pure bulls~~~.

And you would be correct.

“RELATIONSHIP” spelled differently = ISITONHERLAP

As far as women are concerned, there is nothing 50/50 about it.

“Fellas .. .. when you wake up in the morning, you should look yourself in the mirror and say “F~~~ YOU!” F~~~ you’re hopes , f~~~ your dreams, f~~~ your plans, f~~~ everything you thought this life was ever gonna bring you. Now let’s go out there and try and make this bitch happy”.
– Chris Rock

Wanna see how true that is.
Watch the audience reaction and tell me 50,000 people are in 50/50 relationships.

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They are laughing because he speaks the truth. That is a NORMAL relationship for most men, excepting the abusers and thugs who we know women will treat extremely well.

If you fall down 7 times, get up 8

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