EXIT EXISTENCE

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

I wish I was never born, I’ve worn, the same underpants where the coiled snake danced, for two days, in a permanent haze all ripped and torn. I wish I was never born

Throw in the towel, bend over horny housewives, cum face scowl

Life’s so banal, toss my myself head first into the canal, where the ducks ridicule and scorn, I wish I was never born

Put the shelves up, drink from the hairy cup, pay the bills, have another one for the mental health ills. Mow the lawn, I wish I was never born

Online chat, online spat about pictures of cats, buy a “not welcome mat”, watch my seed go splat in my one bedroom flat over porn. I wish I was never born

No brains, just brawn, too much protein corn, sleep after dawn, a seedless Jaffa spawned, I wish I was never born

Big fish in a little pond, king prawn. Took 17hours to be born, umbilical cord sawn. First word said, sworn

Doesn’t function, erectile dysfunction, size of an acorn, I wish I was never born

Cross dresser, frilly knickers adorn, when worn known as Dawn not Shaun

Always forlorn, chip on the shoulder, getting older, wear a wreath of thorns

Forewarn, don’t mourn, celebrate and get out the popcorn. I should never have been born.

[MonkParticipant 16995]

That’s one problem that’s easily rectified.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Monk wrote:

You know what you have to do.

Pray, do tell. Simplify and testify.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Publish a BOOK or I am going to do it for you COlin.
And I am NOT bulls~~~ing.

Like it or not. Colin is one of the most Original members I have seen in a long time. It disturbs me that people in the past like Iggy stardust, were some of the greatest minds of art that ever lived. But now, thanks to out cynical nature, we can’t see or appreciate it.

I’m buying a new Microphone Just to get some of these poems in an Audio book, and sending the funds Collins way. Like it or not, originality is a scarce commodity today.

And nothing makes me happier than promoting other men that do great things. And gosh darn it, I feel good about!

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

iMickey503 wrote:

Publish a BOOK or I am going to do it for you COlin.And I am NOT bulls~~~ing.
Like it or not. Colin is one of the most Original members I have seen in a long time. It disturbs me that people in the past like Iggy stardust, were some of the greatest minds of art that ever lived. But now, thanks to out cynical nature, we can’t see or appreciate it.
I’m buying a new Microphone Just to get some of these poems in an Audio book, and sending the funds Collins way. Like it or not, originality is a scarce commodity today.
And nothing makes me happier than promoting other men that do great things. And gosh darn it, I feel good about!

Thanks for the vote of confidence Micky! I did say to myself I would file these poems and musings in some kind of official format. I know a specimen whose brother works as a film director. I have asked her on numerous occasions to give me his email, but she is not very forthcoming. He resides in London, so is bound to know so f~~~ed up celebs who may appreciate these mangled ditties.
I did ask on another post, but you may have not seen it. How are things? Did you get to UAE to see your Mother?

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

After all the troll crap on this forum Colin’s life hating poetry feels like an oasis of calm and serenity.

Good to see you are keeping well colin.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

After all the troll crap on this forum Colin’s life hating poetry feels like an oasis of calm and serenity.
Good to see you are keeping well colin.

Cheers big ears. Cold today when feeding the sublime creations. Back in the bedsit headflip having a bitter. Just one mind, lest I go completely off the rails!
How are you Mr Branch?

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

Good thank you Mr Combover. It was cold indeed. I do feel sorry for ducks in the cold, being next to the water and all that. I bet they were glad of what you brought.

It was cold waiting for the deer at dawn this morning too. That Northeasterly wind has got a bite in it. Our British weather is not truly cold like our colonial cousins endure but when it is damp and windy and near zero it has a way to cut through the clothes I feel. The deer had more sense than to come. Saw 4 of them in a field driving home though. “Mazing what you see when you ain’t got your gun” Came home and had my first cuppa soup of the autumn.

I think I might wear my thermals to work tomorrow.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

Good thank you Mr Combover. It was cold indeed. I do feel sorry for ducks in the cold, being next to the water and all that. I bet they were glad of what you brought.
It was cold waiting for the deer at dawn this morning too. That Northeasterly wind has got a bite in it. Our British weather is not truly cold like our colonial cousins endure but when it is damp and windy and near zero it has a way to cut through the clothes I feel. The deer had more sense than to come. Saw 4 of them in a field driving home though. “Mazing what you see when you ain’t got your gun” Came home and had my first cuppa soup of the autumn.
I think I might wear my thermals to work tomorrow.

The Ducks and Geese go bananas when I pull up. Out of the water and onto my lap. A new one on the scene. Male, feeds out of my hand but I haven’t had the pleasure of stroking his incredible form(yet!)
Deer’s eh. I will take a stab and say you reside either up North or down South……
I am very happy you didn’t have your gun at the ready.

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

I am sure you will be stroking him soon. Here on MGTOW, we all know birds will get cosy with anyone that gives them enough.

I think there is a thrill in all wildlife and to go and spend time close to nature is great.

I am less prudent than Hermit, I have already told you where I reside -in the South west and I recall your saying you are a Midlander? Do you have a Midland accent too. I remember a poll as to what was the most retarded sounding accent in the county a good Worzel Westcountry one (I do like a bit of the Worzels, they go well with cloudy zider, though I fear that may not always go well with the inzides) or a Brummy one. I forget which one was considered worst but I made sure to bring out my westcountry accent with knobs after that. When you have wound them up a bit and they start to patronise you can say “Oh ar squire, ‘spouse you be right, I wouldn’t know about that” then quote something in Latin, add in a couple of other high culture references and leave to simmer.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

No, they adore me for me, and I them. The pellets are a mere distraction. I can’t believe I am able to properly caress wild birds. Even the two female Goose let me touch them. A real life Dr Do-little.
Yes, I reside in the Midlands, not Birmingham nor Black country. No Midlands accent.

You reside near the Forest of Dean, probably not far from the border with Wales. I like the West country drawl, although I personally couldn’t tell the difference between counties nor Norfolk/Suffolk(sound similar).

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

Sounds like you found the unicorns of wildfowl. They just love you for who you are not what you bring! But seriously it is good to get close to wildlife I agree. More often than not when I drop a tree old c~~~ Robbin turns up to eat bugs I can’t even spot that have been thrown from the leaves and just sits there looking at me as I take branches off a few feet from him, bold as brass. Aggressive little beggars, always fighting each other Robins, nearly as bad for that as wrens but lovely to see up close when you are our size. Birds aren’t my speciality but they are somewhat wonderful none the less.

No accent eh, public or state school? Middle or working class?

Norfolk and Suffolk are far away lands, they were in the Danelaw. I wouldn’t know much ’bout they furriners.

I woke up too early this morning. I will go to bed early tonight what with these clock changes. See you tomorrow mate.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Never met a Robin, but I am sure they would adore me! The ducks are equally aggressive. One in particular who sits on my lap, doesn’t let anyone come near. Pecks my arm frantically, causes small red marks. Got about 20 regular ones that I feed.
State school, working class fodder. Act, feel, do, look, and be the same as everyone else. Don’t go above your station. Chase your dreams down the end of a pint glass in the local working men’s club, whilst blaming everybody and everything on your own failings. Yeah, I am my own specimen. Born and bred working class, but doesn’t resonate with me.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Sorry, yep, speak(along with Sperm-tit) tomorrow.

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

Morning Colin, not public school, interesting. I couldn’t decide on that one. You have a sense of humour that really could be public school but that sense of humour is also often slightly arrogant in public school boys and yours is not so I couldn’t guess. Do you read Private Eye?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

It was cold waiting for the deer at dawn this morning too. That Northeasterly wind has got a bite in it. Our British weather is not truly cold like our colonial cousins endure but when it is damp and windy and near zero it has a way to cut through the clothes I feel. The deer had more sense than to come. Saw 4 of them in a field driving home though. “Mazing what you see when you ain’t got your gun”

Too bad you don’t live where I do. I can sit in the comfort of my living room while waiting for the deer. Had a small heard walking in my yard yesterday and if I liked to eat venison, I could easily stick the barrel of my gun out the window and take one down and even possibly drop two of them. However, since it’s not worth the effort to clean one, I just feed them corn and mineral salt blocks and watch them wander about my yard.

Getting time that I’ll also be buying bird seed to bring the birds to my back deck. It’s fun to watch them from the window.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

Morning Colin, not public school, interesting. I couldn’t decide on that one. You have a sense of humour that really could be public school but that sense of humour is also often slightly arrogant in public school boys and yours is not so I couldn’t guess. Do you read Private Eye?

Evening Mr Branch. Yes, one could construe my musings/ramblings/poem/use of the English language as pretentious. However, read between the lines and you will see a plethora of self-deprecating dialogue.

No, too politically minded for me. Don’t read any magazines/newspapers etc Read online. Mainly religious text. Was reading MEIN KAMPF, but hard too absorb.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

It was cold waiting for the deer at dawn this morning too. That Northeasterly wind has got a bite in it. Our British weather is not truly cold like our colonial cousins endure but when it is damp and windy and near zero it has a way to cut through the clothes I feel. The deer had more sense than to come. Saw 4 of them in a field driving home though. “Mazing what you see when you ain’t got your gun”

Too bad you don’t live where I do. I can sit in the comfort of my living room while waiting for the deer. Had a small heard walking in my yard yesterday and if I liked to eat venison, I could easily stick the barrel of my gun out the window and take one down and even possibly drop two of them. However, since it’s not worth the effort to clean one, I just feed them corn and mineral salt blocks and watch them wander about my yard.
Getting time that I’ll also be buying bird seed to bring the birds to my back deck. It’s fun to watch them from the window.

Don’t you dare shoot those Deer, is that clear!

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

Hi Hermit,
What kind of deer have you got wandering through your yard? Where I am from we do get them right into the towns but they are the small shy ones that don’t go in herds -Roe and Muntjac. Their ability to move about the greener areas on the outskirts of towns and almost never be spotted by the average householder is remarkable. Just occasionally a herd of larger deer get into a town and eat all the Rose bushes and it gets a bit comic but it is rare.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

Hi Colin,
I can see your poems are self deprecating for sure. Slightly worryingly so even. No I didn’t think you were being pretentious, you just seem to be acting in the great English tradition of thick skinned eccentrics who can laugh at themselves, which I stereotype as being more a public school thing, that is all. I was just curious, not critical this time. I save that for some of your poems -the get homosexual, faecal and anti gun ones.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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