Excavating Sand from Duchess Gargamella's Vagina

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Hear ye, hear ye all posters, jokesters, Mgtoasters and holy Ghosters!

Many of you have become aware of the ever widening trench, filled with fish carcasses and feline urine. You smell it every day. What was once a windswept beautiful expanse; home to our brother Gargamel, is now a sandy badland. The funny and brilliant man you once knew as Duke Gargamel the Funny is no more.

Gargamal’s gender was shipwrecked and left open to perversion. The badland winds eroded the sand dunes that contained Toxoplasmosis (a disease that comes from decaying cat feces). The spores from that infestation were caught airborne in Sir Gargamel’s path, he didn’t stand a chance.

The mutation took only days, and thus was set in motion, an irreversible descent into Vaginitis sickness. It is with regret I inform you that Gargamel has been sullied. His pantaloons heavy with dung b~~~~. Where once a phallus resided under his robe, now a sulfuric gash wafts stink air, flies buzzing and crawlers biting.

Have reverence for the Duchess Gargamella! She lurks and hurls cats at passer-bys, tortured by her cursed new form. Don’t you laugh, damn you! There are knee high mounds of sand under her skirt, too treacherous to even post-hole through.

We’re asking for prayers for Gargamella to be returned to her former masculine form. If you see her, just throw red pills at her and walk away, do not attempt to dissuade her from cackling like a hen, she will throw cats at you and the cat scratches will become infected. Do not risk it.

With love and repsect, your humble narrator, -Gravel Pit

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

WTF did I spend a minute of my life on that I’ll never get back again?

We just don't realize life's most significant events while they're happening. Back then, I thought, "Well, there'll be other days". I didn't realize that that was the only day. - "Moonlight" Graham

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Buffaloed by a little girl! Cogburn!

[The man in the mountainParticipant 4102]

I used to be a big fan of Gargamel and hes commentary, however i think it got to him when another member called him out on hes BS and said “You are a legend in your own mind” LOL i think that still haunts him, damn.

[MonkParticipant 16985]

This nonsense needs to stop.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

That’s what I said. Macho said it too… he just turned on us and called us trolls. Then he continues posting to himself for hours; still ticked off about some guy name Old Bill that no one even remembers.

I tried telling him about how resentment is drinking poison and expecting the other guy to die… he just continues to descend into some sort of cat hell. When he switched his avatar from the cartoon thing, it was pretty much game over.

We need your meditations and prayers for Duchess Gargamel to grow a new b~~~~ack and return to sanity. In the name of our heavenly coder, and in KeyMaster’s name we blaze. Ahh MEN

[Gravel PitParticipant]

AND GARGAMEL, WE ONLY MAKE FUN OF YOU BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU. Dont go self harming or some bulls~~~. We’re your friends. Bring back the old avatar of the smurfs boiling in water! We’re all going our own way, but usually we’re a jolly bunch. Ready for some good times again here with good friends.

ManintheMOUNTAIN, that was a funny video, thanks

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Monk wrote:

This nonsense needs to stop.

Agreed.

Gravel Pit wrote:

That’s what I said. Macho said it too… he just turned on us and called us trolls.

This thread IS trolling.
It’s textbook definition of trolling.

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[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Monk wrote:

This nonsense needs to stop.

x2. We’re all getting sick and tired of this drama from these divas who think the site revolves around them and have to make a big scene where ever they go.

Gargamel claims he’s done with the forum, that he’s “moved on and no longer active”, but continues to spam with cat pics everywhere he posts is that not the epitome of trolling itself?

Just recently in a thread created by xanthine our cat obsessed princess pulled a bitch move and called KM a tuna jumping on Pete’s stupid conspiracy that this site was sold to a woman. This dweeb has shat on this site so much for the past few weeks I can never take him seriously again.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[MACHOParticipant]

Joey Alfio wrote:

This nonsense needs to stop.

x2. We’re all getting sick and tired of this drama from these divas who think the site revolves around them and have to make a big scene where ever they go.

Gargamel claims he’s done with the forum, that he’s “moved on and no longer active”, but continues to spam with cat pics everywhere he posts is that not the epitome of trolling itself?

Just recently in a thread created by xanthine he once again pulled a bitch move and called KM a tuna.

Gargamel’s profile might have been handed to a friend, or Gargamel is locked up in some dungeon unable to get to freedom, either way it looks real bad! Gargamel used to post cat pics , but now it got out of hand! By the way who are the greatest cat lovers in the world ? I rest my case!

The trolls that try to take down everyone by calling them trolls? Typical tactic from trolls. The end is near either way.

Note: my new signature might have upset the gynocentric apple cart!

and Blade, I never meant to be famous on this site, if having Gargamel at my throat is fame, I don’t want to become famous 😉

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

MACHO wrote:

Gargamel’s profile might have been handed to a friend, or Gargamel is locked up in some dungeon unable to get to freedom, either way it looks real bad! Gargamel used to post cat pics , but now it got out of hand! By the way who are the greatest cat lovers in the world ? I rest my case!

The trolls that try to take down everyone by calling them trolls? Typical tactic from trolls. The end is near either way.

Note: my new signature might have upset the gynocentric apple cart!

and Blade, I never meant to be famous on this site, if having Gargamel at my throat is fame, I don’t want to become famous

He demands respect because he thinks he’s some sort of G.O.A.T/MVP. Notice that this is the same egotistical trait that many other mgtowers like him had who, at the same time, tried to bring down the whole site with them during the technical issue by embarking on some retarded anti-KM conspiracy just because they couldn’t login for a short while. And these people want our respect? These f~~~ers caused so much embarrassment and infighting that to me they’re more of an outsider now.

You want our respect Garg? Quit acting like a bitch you bitch.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[bladeParticipant]

MACHO wrote:

and Blade, I never meant to be famous on this site, if having Gargamel at my throat is fame, I don’t want to become famous

Me too bro .

Hey gargamel . Note i am still following you . Stop listening to bulls~~~ and turn your no f~~~s given on .

Ps. Make sure your not f~~~ed up next year because i will need advice on a pa system and recording equipment for my tank .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

I am gone the moment the credit card billing stops.

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Gargamel wrote:

I am gone the moment the credit card billing stops.

What’s wrong? You can’t handle males cutting up with each other, back slapping and innocent ribbing. I make a thread like this joking around with you in humorous fun but you can’t take a joke. You know what they say, eff them if they can’t take a joke. You start s~~~ with everyone and then can’t handle our pleas for you to settle down and stop the madness that you are creating. We asked you nicely, and even sucked up to you, highlighting your funny character and attributes, and you turn on your friends. You’re on a tirade and quickly losing the respect of many regular Joes who post on this website. Whatever man.

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Gravel Pit wrote:

You start s~~~ with everyone and then can’t handle our pleas for you to settle down and stop the madness that you are creating.

Show me a post where I ever was a liar or an aggressor.

I won’t post my statements again.

/forums/topic/keymaster-we-were-worried-about-you-come-and-get-your-kitty/page/12/

I feel pity for you.

Real “Males” are not males defining themselves by eating s~~~ from lower status males. Real males do not tolerate s~~~. Neither from men nor from women.

You can now go on another rant, I never cared.

I am only still here to call out things that p~~~ed me off for a long time now. And I am so glad not to be alone in this.

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Gravel Pit wrote:

innocent ribbing.

You call a troll attack of this magnitude (judgment from outside of here) “innocent ribbing”?

This place is disgusting. Like a group of violent and yelling drunk men. (Just look at this thread here)

That’s why 90 percent of writers walked out. This place causes PTSD in weak men who do not withstand your s~~~.

It is anything but “innocent ribbing”

I just stayed here to stick it to you.

And KM probably watches and does nothing to help you out.

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Gargamel wrote:

I am gone the moment the credit card billing stops.

So you lied, correct?

Billing has stopped. Why are you still here?

Quit being a f~~gort SPERG and apologize to the men here THAT YOU HAVE HURT EMOTIONALLY.

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY! DICK

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Gargamel wrote:

“innocent ribbing”?

yeah, innocent, good natured, male ribbing. You cant take a joke. That is why you’re a f~~~er. You also cant take responsibility for your hand in creating discontent. You refuse to take accountability and responsibility for YOUR ACTIONS.

F~~~ing piece of s~~~. F~~~ you

Week after week of people pleading with you to stop your bulls~~~. We were your friend. We acted fair to you. YOu’re f~~~ing retarded, that is the only explanation. AND YOU HURT ME AND MACHO. YOU HURT US, and you do not apologize. F~~~ YOU.

THE DOOR IS OPEN, LEAVE or make amends. Your choice

[Gravel PitParticipant]

There is no question. Gargamella the Bitch, is certified Troll of the Decade. If and when someone takes an administrative role on this website, YOU WILL BE BANNED IMMEDIATELY. You have gone from hero to zero in the course of a few months, congratulations.

I’m hardcore anti-censoring, but the f~~~ing s~~~ you have put us through in the last 60 days is unforgivable, on par with the worst someone could do. Honestly, you cold put child porn up or racist content, that would be less offensive than what you have collectively done the last 60 days. The main thing is that you wouldn’t stop, (and are still doing it) even after GOOD MEN here pleaded with you to quit it.

You are a galactic ass hat. “A LEGEND IN YOUR OWN MIND” and A SORRY ASS FOOL IN THE MINDS OF EVERYONE ELSE.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

What is your ambition or purpose for your endless campaign of cat pictures/references??? It was funny before. Now it’s literally so bad, a person in real life who was caught doing what you’re doing would be committed for psychiatric observation, no s~~~.

So you are trying to “get rid of trolls” but you definition of troll has no bounds, you’ve accused dozens of random regular posters of being “trolls” as you go around posting literally hundreds of cat pictures everyday, clogging up the thread with nothing but cat pictures.

Your goal seems to be, get everyone off the website so it is just you left as the only person, so you can post cat pictures all day to yourself. That is what you do already! You are literally crazy! You need to be banned. You have already hurt some people so bad that they will never forgive you.

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