Ex girlfriend contacted me after 6 years, I'm a prophet!

[Anonymous 18]

avillax wrote:

she wrote me on her reply that she’s basically ‘having a bad relationship with her 2 year and a half year old daughter’, how can you have a bad relationship with a baby? Thats just crazy and it shows she’s probably not paying too much attention to the baby, which would be convenient with me, I don’t think right now she’s looking for a husband substitute, she just wants attention.

Your mind f~~~ing: locked and loaded. She 1 You 0. Sorry bro, she will reel you and f~~~ your (no c~~~/pussy required) life so hard, you wouldn’t have guessed sanity was such a fickle trait. The gravity of emotional loyalty don’t apply to crazy, they operate in a limitless/boundless system that has very finite half-life. You will burn and I am speaking from personal experience. If you wanna take anything from here, go find out what happened to her ex husband. As long as you have your reasoning and bit of morality intact, she will use that against you. There are no free lunches.

Don’t hate man. I know I sound like a jerk-off. But it’s my way of showing I care. I stand on the other end. When it’s all said and done.

Goodluck.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

If she’s still hot – do a retribution coitus and post bail.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

You are a sane person feeling confident and safe that you have successfully predicted the behavior of a crazy person.

What could go wrong?

You are about to find out.  You are going to gamble your health, money, reputation and legal rights on your ability to successfully predict crazy.

An hour after she figures out you’ve used and dumped her, a forensic expert will accompany a children’s protective services detective to her home to investigate the child molester ex-boyfriend story she feeds them.  You thought it was hot and sexy that you came on her face (because she told you to).  You didn’t think she’d be crazy enough to wait until you left, wipe it off her chin with a diaper that she then put onto her little 2 year old kid… Just in time for the forensics expert…

About 3-6 months from now, you’re going to be trying to explain to a jury populated by fellow citizens (who have small children of their own and who may themselves have been molested as children) exactly how it is that your DNA ended up in the diaper of some little kid…

Why don’t you just tie a big, bloody f~~~ing steak around your neck and walk naked through the jungle with your eyes closed… Asking yourself what could go wrong???

 

Sorry to be so blunt here buddy, but you are seriously underestimating the risk presented by crazy, and similarly overestimating the value of sex with crazy…  The scenario I just described was pulled from my own (sane) brain with just a minute or two to think about it.  What do you think a well motivated, angry, hurt, desperate REALLY crazy woman could come up with given some time to think about it???!!!  There are a thousand different crazy possibilities.  No same person could hope to imagine or predict every one of them.

If you are determined to have sex with crazy, at least find a crazy one who doesn’t know your real name so you can use an alias and escape after without being tracked down.

My advice: find a prostitute and negotiate a price.  Once you’ve settled on a number, tell her you’ll bonus her an extra 50$ of she can come up with some sex that is crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before.  Then see what happens …

 

 

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[avillaxParticipant 280]

Yes, but first, she is still very hot and I need my revenge sex!!!

And secondly, she’s Mexican living in Mexico, to me, the USA is really a police state where breathing could be illegal sometimes and were women are legally spoiled. Here in Mexico, women are self-entitled also by society but not so legally, here, rape and violence against women happens often and it doesn’t get reported or s~~~ can’t be done about it, which might be a good thing because most rape allegations are normally false, and of course, I’m not planning to rape her, so as soon as I have her emails and text messages and s~~~ then there’s little she could prove against me.

[FrediKrugrParticipant 11]

What is the ongoing rate to pay ransom for gringos in Mexico?

Or how much pesos does the bullet with your name on it cost?

 

[Anonymous 42]

BrainPilot wrote:

If you are determined to have sex with crazy, at least find a crazy one who doesn’t know your real name so you can use an alias and escape after without being tracked down.

There’s the possibility she won’t need to track you down, she’ll know right where you are; in a field with your throat cut, your wallet empty, and your penis bit half off, that’s what you can expect from anonymous crazy! Nothing hates or harbors revenge more than crazy! Most women are emotional sociopaths anyway, why look for more?

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

Don’t answer it.  At best she is going through a “grass is greener” phase, at worst she is trolling for a replacement daddy.  Sure you can do the “f*ck and chuck” routine, but then be prepared for her to stalk you.  Going back to an ex is like sticking your arm in the lion’s cage.

Sovereignty above all else.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Knights Templar Rising wrote:

Don’t answer it. At best she is going through a “grass is greener” phase, at worst she is trolling for a replacement daddy. Sure you can do the “f*ck and chuck” routine, but then be prepared for her to stalk you. Going back to an ex is like sticking your arm in the lion’s cage.

It’s more like being IN the lions cage sticking your arm out 😆

[avillaxParticipant 280]

I’m going into the Thunder Dome…

[Elgos_GrimParticipant 254]

Oh god, this is like watching a c~~~ try to fight a bear… If you absolutely have to f~~~ her, at least put habanero sauce in the condom. Please?

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

She is out of options and attempting to recycle an old source of emotional supply due to her narcissistic need to try to feel whole.

Ignore the bitch. Nothing good would come from this.

[Anonymous 42]

ILiveAgain wrote:

It’s more like being IN the lions cage sticking your arm out 

No, it’s more like being in the lion’s mouth, hearing a cracking noise, and looking at your arm being crushed by the molars.

[kbbroilerParticipant 886]

My advice. Don’t answer. These bitches always come back around and she is looking to establish a bullpen. Now I’m not talking about the bullpen of women a guy has to have sex. I’m talking about a guy friend to go shopping with, a guy friend to fix her computer, a guy friend to fix her car and then 1 to have sex with. That’s what she is doing. Just ignore the message.

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