Ever banged a butterface?

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Anybody ever banged a smoking hot chick with a face that should be covered with a paper bag?

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[Little BirdParticipant 40]

Nah man, wizard-in-training.

[Anonymous 11]

No, but I do know of one I’d like to bang doggie style. One wonders how such a smoking hot body can get a face like that attached to it.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Yes, for a while in university.

She was in the same program as me, but in a different class.  She pretty much had a calender body, but a face that was a can of smashed assholes.

She’d do anything under the sun, and by her own initiation.  I had a lot of fun with that. She was obviously desperate as hell.  Not long after I met her, during field school, she accompanied me and a few friends up a hike to collect some data.  Halfway up the trail she made sure that her and I were left behind the others, stopped right in the middle of the trail, and blew me, barely without saying a word.  It was good, but even then I knew it couldn’t last as I had to shield my face from the horror which was below.

It took all of a month of school before she began to be tainted by the robots around the institution and began talking about how hard women had it in science.  This seemed to coincide with the time that her grades began to plummet, as she wasn’t personally cut out for the studies.  She ended up transferring over to some other program, I don’t remember which.  Probably a Bachelor of Arts in Failing Incessantly.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

EscapedMentalPatient wrote:

Probably a Bachelor of Arts in Failing Incessantly.

Some program where it’s all based on the person’s feelings.

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[SteveParticipant 462]

You call these creatures Bobfoc’s.

Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.

 

 

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

I lived in Japan where just about every woman has a smoking body but not necessarily a face to match.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Anonymous 9]

So many…

Perfect for a late night call to come over, or back when I used to drink I would take shots of tequila with them and I’d know something good was coming later.

They’re just like any other women that you’ll meet aside from a cute face. Everything else is pretty much the same.

A “butterface” is a girl that has a crazy body though. That’s the turn on, and the only reason to mess around with one.

Doggystyle was invented for chicks like that.

[OldscoundrellParticipant 412]

Around here its all butter bods..pretty faces and over sized bodies.

[MantelarParticipant 77]

body looked like a greek goddess.  face…sort of polish peasantish?  f~~~ed like a champion, though.  most girls without make-up are dog-like.

[sidecarParticipant 35839]

I think butterfaces are a thing of the past. Lately I’ve mostly encountered anderfaces. She’s fat anderface is ugly. It seems the pretty ones know they’re pretty and put in the effort to keep a body to match while the ugly ones figure it doesn’t matter so they can just eat as much as they want.

Of course all that “big is beautiful” bulls~~~ isn’t helping the situation.

And no, I’ve never banged any of them.

[Anonymous 11]

sidecar wrote:

Lately I’ve mostly encountered anderfaces. She’s fat anderface is ugly

Same here Sidecar. I’d rather f~~~ my hand than that kind of ugly.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

Some program where it’s all based on the person’s feelings.

Undoubtedly brother.

I never kept up with her, but it wasn’t too hard to imagine that she’d taken one of the touchy feely routes.

The few times I saw her around campus after that involved alcohol, her wearing increasingly slutty clothing, and what could only be described as intentionally bad hair styling.  And I don’t think it was coincidence that she was often on the northeast quadrant where the alumni castration facility or women’s studies department was located.

[FreeGhostSpectator 318]

Danced with one, never f~~~ed her thank god, never been that desperate. lol

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