Even the porn sucks!

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Remember back in the day when porn wasn’t just something to rub one out to, but something you actually enjoyed watching as well? Back when girls who had big fake t~~~ didn’t have scarring all over them to give it away? Maybe it’s the high def cameras and stuff now, but seeing all these chicks with pimply faces trying to hide it with makeup, and pimple covered asses, and crotch rashes from shaving their puss hairs makes them completely unappealing. Having a jerk-off-able body means jack s~~~ when you have p~~~ poor hygiene.

[Anonymous 7]

IRuleMe wrote:

Remember back in the day when porn wasn’t just something to rub one out to, but something you actually enjoyed watching as well?

Nope.

Although, to be honest in my military days we did throw up some porn on the common area T.V. (VHS).

From time to time a wymuck would walk in and get p~~~ed. Of course you couldn’t get away with that today.

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

If you are missing those times then Boogie Nights is made for you.

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

I still appreciate the hardcore f~~~ing skills of the Sky-0 top ten porn sluts.

Karlee Grey

Romi Rain

Abigail Mac

Sofi Ryan

Danica Dillon

Quinn Wilde

Rachel Starr

Tasha Reign

Kayden Kendall

Alexa Tomas

They maximize the true potential of what sluts can be. And they know they are sluts.

[Anonymous 12]

Even the 18 year olds look worn out and haggard. The professional porn is just too fake, not a fan of hard over sized fake t~~~ and the woman checking that the camera is pointed at her before she starts making “I’m so into this” type expressions.

The amateur stuff can be sad, some of the girls can be really cute but as they are doing porn you can see how bad society has decayed.

In the end it is just mechanical for me, just a means of achieving an orgasm and then I move on.

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

IRuleMe wrote:

Remember back in the day when porn wasn’t just something to rub one out to, but something you actually enjoyed watching as well? Back when girls who had big fake t~~~ didn’t have scarring all over them to give it away? Maybe it’s the high def cameras and stuff now, but seeing all these chicks with pimply faces trying to hide it with makeup, and pimple covered asses, and crotch rashes from shaving their puss hairs makes them completely unappealing. Having a jerk-off-able body means jack s~~~ when you have p~~~ poor hygiene.

Yea, the pimples and rashes from shaving the pubs was never appealing in porn or in real life. The last FCD I was “seeing” (as she put it) had her bush lasered off.. It looked amazing. She lasers her legs too. Damn shame we only had sex twice. I am not a fan of pubic hair. All women should have it lasered off.

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

Triple penetrations are cool now because it really shows what a woman will do for money.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5069]

Use chat lines instead. Or have a chop over pictures. Free saggy milf pics is a good one.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Sky-O wrote:

Karlee Grey
Romi Rain
Abigail Mac
Sofi Ryan
Danica Dillon
Quinn Wilde
Rachel Starr
Tasha Reign
Kayden Kendall
Alexa Tomas

WTF LMAO, you have photographic memory of porn star names?

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Sky-O wrote:

Karlee Grey
Romi Rain
Abigail Mac
Sofi Ryan
Danica Dillon
Quinn Wilde
Rachel Starr
Tasha Reign
Kayden Kendall
Alexa Tomas

WTF LMAO, you have photographic memory of porn star names?

I got my favorites as well. But for the sake of his list, I bolded the ones I like.

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

GravelPit,

That is only my top ten.

I was hanging with some buddies last week and listed my top 50 in under two minutes.

One of them even tested my porn identifying skills by finding pics of porn chicks online and expanding the pic so it only showed her ass and I named them correctly 17/20 no problem.

If there was a Jeopardy show only about porn, I would win everytime.

It’s like ‘Alex. I’ll take Double Penetrations for $600’

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22546]

Anonymous wrote:

IRuleMe wrote:

Remember back in the day when porn wasn’t just something to rub one out to, but something you actually enjoyed watching as well?

Nope.

Although, to be honest in my military days we did throw up some porn on the common area T.V. (VHS).

From time to time a wymuck would walk in and get p~~~ed. Of course you couldn’t get away with that today.

I would imagine it would be ok if the unit lesbians were watching it.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[OldBillParticipant]

When you’re watching porn, you’re watching someone commit suicide in slow motion. The fact that they’re female doesn’t matter.

Jerk off to porn or jerk off to a hanging. There’s no difference.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

Suicide?

Just stop.

Sluts are sluts. It’s what they do.

If I see someone consuming alcohol, smoking a cigarette or do drugs, it is not equal to witnessing suicide ‘in slow motion’.

Or like if debt related suicides go up, watching someone use a credit card is not equivalent to witnessing more slow motion suicide.

I’m going to go watch Casey Calvert get her face blasted with some suicide juice right now after she does some terminal, slow death anal.

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

‘Extreme Suicidal Gangbang Vol XII’ by Slow Motion Death Productions (A subsidiary of Wanna Die Slowly Inc)

[Anonymous 12]

OldBill wrote:

When you’re watching porn, you’re watching someone commit suicide in slow motion. The fact that they’re female doesn’t matter.

Jerk off to porn or jerk off to a hanging. There’s no difference.

It is fascinating in a morbid way. You can see the cluelessness on their faces as it goes from being a thought to reality. That said they have done these things hundreds of times before, the only difference now is the camera. Well even then…

[Anonymous 54]

OldBill wrote:

When you’re watching porn, you’re watching someone commit suicide in slow motion. The fact that they’re female doesn’t matter.

Jerk off to porn or jerk off to a hanging. There’s no difference.

To each his own dude.
Personaly, Im not into necrophilia…..

[UnKnownSurvivingParticipant 173]

Sky-O wrote:

f there was a Jeopardy show only about porn, I would win everytime.

It’s like ‘Alex. I’ll take Double Penetrations for $600’

LMAO. I can see that.

You guys are nuts. lol Only personal favorite of mine, are Annie Cruz and Lisa Ann. They know they they’re sluts, for sure. It’s kind of sad though. They don’t have anything other than their hot f~~~ing body.

If only they did not go into porn industry, they might be get wived up. As usual, they go with their looks, and not with their brains. I’m definitely not saying any guy here should wive up smart one, nor some dumb ones, but they’re AWALTs. AWALTS!

(Sometime, though, some dumb ones can be super adorable, when saying the wrong thing, and I just hate “smart” ones. They bring misery to me.)

"I come in Peace. I didn't bring Artillery. But I'm pleading with you with tears in my eyes, if you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." - Gen. Marine Mattis Mad DOG

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

Unknown Surviving,

A couple of really hot ones from my past had such low intelligence that it was cute.

Tragic, but at the same time, cute and adorable. Like actually being able to watch them try to think and/or form concepts in their mind.

One of them actually thought Australia was an island off the coast of England and I had to show her a map for her to understand.

She couldn’t even tell time in non digital form. We were on a trip and getting ready to go out and I said it was a quarter to ten and her head tilted as she thought about that then said ‘What are the numbers?’ and I realized I forgot she didn’t understand time that way so I said ‘945’ and she smiled and nodded her head.

Another one slept with a giant red teddy bear every night at my house (she was 32 years old) and during breakup 3 out of a total of 5 in a one year period (gotta love the drama!) I put all of her stuff in boxes in the living room and stuffed the bear in one of them. When she called, I told her that her stuff was packed up and when she asked about the bear I told her he was stuffed in a box & she started crying and yelled ‘He doesn’t have any air!! Take him out!’

I could go on but it was nuts.

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

Morlock,

Regarding the ‘cluelessness’ on their faces during scenes.

Think about that for a minute.

They don’t look clueless when they are taking their checks from porn to the bank or checking their account balances.

The cluelessness ends where the money gets deposited.

They know exactly what they are doing. $$$$

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