Even the Fortune Cookies know,….

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

Yep! tis true guys. Here’s how it happened:

I haven’t had Chinese since just before Thanksgiving, so I had little guilt about stopping for Lunch Yesterday. The owner,a hard working Chinese in his 50’s instantly noticed me at his counter.He always gives me a warm greeting the 1/2 dozen times I come. He loads my bag up with fortune cookies every single time. (I told him once I was a tea drinker).
I finish my lunch and go for the first cookie I can snag in the bag to have with my tea.

Here’s My fortune: “For TRUE love? Send real roses preserved in 24K Gold!”

Even Fortune Cookies know what the Matriarchy wants!

For the lucky numbers from this fortune; pls send a SASE and $1.00 to,……………….

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[HermitParticipant]

Ha, funny for that one to be the very first you pulled from the bag.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

HAHAH. Ive been getting mild pressure from my biological brother to see a gal from his church. No kids, late twenties, maybe a 6 or 7 on the doable side. Have to say, she is a pretty good match for me. Ive had the number for several months and met her at church and a baby shower… still havent called/texted. And probably never will. HAHAHAHAH! Ive learned too much from you tortured souls here. No skydiving when the parachute probably wont open.

Have yall seen Terry Gilliam’s The Man Who Killed Don Quixote? I tell ya, I was not a fan of Adam Driver because I only knew him from those floppy Star Wars films. But I saw the Quuixote movie last night, had me belly laughing through most of it. Then it takes a classic Gilliam Trek into weird crap that I cant understand what happened because I was folding laundry. HAHA. That means I have to watch it again. I love crazy art films by GIlliam. I will be so sad when he is not around anymore because there arent enough directors like him!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

People are often NOT what they appear to be! This is another reason I do not get involved with women. Many times these last few years I have noticed, people I thought were normal or rational, (men and women) ARENT! Not by a long shot! They are not virtuous, healthy, sober or honest.

So this seemingly benign 6 rated 28 year old gal from church whose ex husband cheated on her and left her … she is not a victim, nor is she a little do-gooder angel I guarantee it! She IS using the Chad Apps like all of them. Getting poked by strange men she swipes on the smart phone and they show up like free pizza at the door. WOMEN CANT RESIST THE APPS! They all use them, whether they admit it or not. She gets her puff stiffed on the regular. Enter me into the picture, All I would be, is a BETA PUPPET that she keeps in orbit! Not happening. There is NOTHING a woman can offer me at this point in life that I already live without, or dont fvcking NEED. Theyre all a nuisance and unnecessary risk!

MONK
MAN OUT
GHOST
DRESS DOWN
PURSUE SELF
GIVE THEM NOTHING, NOTHING! NOT EVEN EYE CONTACT OR SMALL TALK…nothing.

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

People are often NOT what they appear to be! This is another reason I do not get involved with women. Many times these last few years I have noticed, people I thought were normal or rational, (men and women) ARENT! Not by a long shot! They are not virtuous, healthy, sober or honest.
So this seemingly benign 6 rated 28 year old gal from church whose ex husband cheated on her and left her … she is not a victim, nor is she a little do-gooder angel I guarantee it! She IS using the Chad Apps like all of them. Getting poked by strange men she swipes on the smart phone and they show up like free pizza at the door. WOMEN CANT RESIST THE APPS! They all use them, whether they admit it or not. She gets her puff stiffed on the regular. Enter me into the picture, All I would be, is a BETA PUPPET that she keeps in orbit! Not happening. There is NOTHING a woman can offer me at this point in life that I already live without, or dont fvcking NEED. Theyre all a nuisance and unnecessary risk!
MONKMAN OUTGHOSTDRESS DOWNPURSUE SELFGIVE THEM NOTHING, NOTHING! NOT EVEN EYE CONTACT OR SMALL TALK…nothing.

If she looks good, I’d take a shot with her. A long while back, I was introduced to a church gal. Went out a couple times and then decided to bring up sex. She immediately accused me of pretending to be a Christian to try to get sex from her. Like Christians don’t like to have sex just like everyone else? I told her she was wrong, but never tried to contact her again.

Still, if another opportunity with another church gal came along and I wanted sex, I’d try it again. I passed on a lot of hot church girls way back when because I was married at the time, but there were a few young hot ones who were coming on to me and I could’ve had them too. A couple of them were throwing themselves at me. Saw one of them at the lake one time and she came right up to me and grabbed my ass under the water. I just looked at her and smiled. No, I had to be the good faithful husband.

If I knew then what I know now, I’d have fukked every one of those girls……..every fukking one of them and more. …….such hot young bodies…… No relationships with them, just sex. Being married would’ve worked to my advantage. If any of the gals wanted to get emotional and take it beyond just sex, I could just tell them that I can’t because I’m married. LOL

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Hahah, Hermit, you crack me up man. Gonna miss your even keel logic. If it all disappears, just know, Im smiling and you should be too.

I have my antennas out for a potentially safe and regular fvck-girl. She could be the one HAHA. Im not keen on causing any ripples in my brother’s church life though. Its a VERY small church, like 40 people or less and everyone knows everyone’s business … Women arent perfect, but neither am I, so I dont want to muddy up something and give my brother any shade.

If I go at it, its gonna be a very guarded, slow thing, just to sniff around and see what she is like. Like I said, people arent what they appear to be, its like a 5% chance that she is a safe “girl friend” to start “seeing” … (regular sex sort of uncommitted relationship).

The trick is, there is a FINE LINE 5% chance that she falls into the safe category. Most likely, she is either a total secret slut or she wants some sort of major commitment on my part to go steady in front of everyone and get married yadda yadda. Its very small chance she is NOT a slut, but also okay with being eachother’s physical fling. Im not wanting to live with a woman. And Im not ever letting them into my heart again. She can go trick some kid into loving her, not me.

The thing is, I dont know what type of personality she is, and I havent been too amped up to find out either

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Totally agree with the “Christians like sex too” comment.

I know these girls are horny and want it. I also want sex and I admit its been several years… But sifting through the charcoal looking for a diamond is a time hassle, and a risk. Never gonna find a diamond, but I might find a lackluster wad of mineral rock that isnt too fvcked up, and is worth staking claim to.

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hahah, Hermit, you crack me up man. Gonna miss your even keel logic. If it all disappears, just know, Im smiling and you should be too.
I have my antennas out for a potentially safe and regular fvck-girl. She could be the one HAHA. Im not keen on causing any ripples in my brother’s church life though. Its a VERY small church, like 40 people or less and everyone knows everyone’s business … Women arent perfect, but neither am I, so I dont want to muddy up something and give my brother any shade.

Once you start seeing her, the longer you drag it out, the muddier it’ll be. Might as well do like me and put it right out there what you want and what you expect from the “relationship”. If you see them 2, 3, 4 times and then bring up sex, well, they may have already become emotionally involved and then there’s trouble. If you see them once, maybe twice and say, “Ok, I want to be totally up front with you so neither of us is wasting our time.”, and then lay it on the line and tell her you find her attractive and would like to pursue a sexual relationship only, you’ll be better off. She either wants sex with you or she doesn’t. If you drag it out and wait to show her the real you and the real intentions, her feelings will be hurt. If you put the truth out there from the start and she gets offended, then you’re just a pig and that’s the end of it. Clean and simple.

If you take the quick route, either way, you’ve cut through all the bullschit to get to the end result. If it’s a no, you’ve saved some time and drama. If it’s a yes, you’ve saved some time and get some pleasure and fun………and maybe church herpes, so be careful there.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Branched offParticipant 10923]

Just check the price tag first. Is it worth it?

Christians often do like sex and can often be even less inhibited than non Christians simply because the church took the place of their own personal judgement and boundaries church says charity good, I do charity. Church says non marital sex bad -I avoid non marital sex, simples. Get past the gate keeper (the church) and you get a slut who never thought out her boundaries. Just don’t expect too much honesty. They can’t even be honest with themselves I case they upset their god.

Sex with church women is usually more complicated but usually fairly long term once you get past the gate keeper and a couple of re-tests. Is it worth it though?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I dont know if its worth it, but I texted her. I had that phone number over 3 months. Last Sunday I went to their church for the first time. It was okay enough that Id go back.

I texted and said, after an unrelated opener sentence, that “Im open for text chatting or coffee. Sorry if this is an unwelcome text. Be Well, Happy 2020.”

Sort of an icebreaker. Not trying to flirt up a skirt that wasnt expecting it. I think she was though, so I think Im in the clear. Id like to get in her head a little and see how bad she really is. Is she dumb as a rock IQ wise? Snarky? Laughy? Grumpy… what am I dealing with here.

Maybe gonna find out. HAHAH, Im all giddy like a stupid kid. But you know what, Im a 33 year old man who hasnt dated in several years. I can ask a girl out! If they dont like it, oh fvcking well.

Is it worth it. Who the hell knows, the world is controlled by God and Gravity, not me. I just put my antennas out, seeing if another human wants to bump nasties.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

It wont amount to jack sh!t. remember last time I asked out a c u n t last Summer. She didnt even respond…
This one will probably put me in orbit and Ill just fade away voluntarily because not playing that sh!t… If she wants sex, great, but Im not the sort of dude to be lured around with a carrot on a stick, used as an Arm to hold onto at events. Hermit is right, best thing is to make intentions known. Wish I knew exactly what those were! LOL. I know this, Im impatient. And this is a good feature to have, a natural barrier against getting gamed by women to be their orbiter. If I dont see a clear path to sex or what I want, I naturally disengage rapidly. Its her job to keep me interested, not me. Ill just resign back to my merry life.

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I dont know if its worth it, but I texted her. I had that phone number over 3 months. Last Sunday I went to their church for the first time. It was okay enough that Id go back.
I texted and said, after an unrelated opener sentence, that “Im open for text chatting or coffee. Sorry if this is an unwelcome text. Be Well, Happy 2020.”
Sort of an icebreaker. Not trying to flirt up a skirt that wasnt expecting it. I think she was though, so I think Im in the clear. Id like to get in her head a little and see how bad she really is. Is she dumb as a rock IQ wise? Snarky? Laughy? Grumpy… what am I dealing with here.
Maybe gonna find out. HAHAH, Im all giddy like a stupid kid. But you know what, Im a 33 year old man who hasnt dated in several years. I can ask a girl out! If they dont like it, oh fvcking well.
Is it worth it. Who the hell knows, the world is controlled by God and Gravity, not me. I just put my antennas out, seeing if another human wants to bump nasties.

Move quickly. Why waste time? Who cares if she’s smart, dumb, or grumpy? You only care about those things in an emotional relationship. Character traits have nothing to do with t!ts and ass. Keep with the mission. If you go for coffee, give her a hug when it’s over. Next time you see her, start with a hug. Be as physical as you can. Let her know right off that you’re not looking for anything serious. You just want to have fun.

If you have to play a long drawn out game to get sex, then no, it isn’t worth it. If you come on strong and she resists, be done with her and move to the next target. If she responds positively, there you go. No time wasted and your dick is her mouth. Mission accomplished.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

It wont amount to jack sh!t. remember last time I asked out a c u n t last Summer. She didnt even respond…This one will probably put me in orbit and Ill just fade away voluntarily because not playing that sh!t… If she wants sex, great, but Im not the sort of dude to be lured around with a carrot on a stick, used as an Arm to hold onto at events. Hermit is right, best thing is to make intentions known. Wish I knew exactly what those were! LOL. I know this, Im impatient. And this is a good feature to have, a natural barrier against getting gamed by women to be their orbiter. If I dont see a clear path to sex or what I want, I naturally disengage rapidly. Its her job to keep me interested, not me. Ill just resign back to my merry life.

I knew this gal who went to church, but she was also an ex stripper. In her 20’s and super hot from head to toe. I never had sex with her, but she’d get naked and let me touch her. I’d buy weed for her in exchange for groping her naked body. The most beautiful body I’ve ever laid my hands on.

Knew another church girl who would also smoke weed, tell me dirty jokes and flirt around. One of the wackiest bitches I ever met in my life.

The church thing is irrelevant. Women are who they are, in or out of church. If they’re crazy dirty girls, they’re crazy dirty girls to the bone.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I totally agree to your tactics and points Hermit.

However, I cant pump and dump a woman who is this close connected to my immediate family

Which actually, this does help me rethink what is happening. Do I really want to be involved at all with a woman connected to my brother’s family? If its purely causal sex Im after, I need to find a more “extraction ready relationship” incase things get muddy.

I have too much respect for my Brother to bag ass in his social circle. I know you get it

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I totally agree to your tactics and points Hermit.
However, I cant pump and dump a woman who is this close connected to my immediate family
Which actually, this does help me rethink what is happening. Do I really want to be involved at all with a woman connected to my brother’s family? If its purely causal sex Im after, I need to find a more “extraction ready relationship” incase things get muddy.
I have too much respect for my Brother to bag ass in his social circle. I know you get it

Yeah I get it. So if your brother keeps on you about getting with her, explain it to him. Tell him the real deal. Truthfulness and upfront honesty is usually the best way.

I had a female friend several years back who was pretty forward and she came up to me one day and said she was looking for a guy to get married to. I immediately responded thusly, “Not me. I’m looking for girls who just want to have sex and fun.” After that, I had a little fun with her, then she wound up marrying some other poor dumb bastard.

I wish I knew all this stuff when I was in my 20’s, damn it. I have knowledge that only comes from years of experience. Youth is wasted on the young.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[MonkParticipant 16977]

Gravel Pit wrote:

HAHAH. Ive been getting mild pressure from my biological brother to see a gal from his church.

You have obviously been discussed behind your back. Now you know how a steak feels when chefs discuss the best way to cook it.

No kids, late twenties, maybe a 6 or 7 on the doable side. Have to say, she is a pretty good match for me. Ive had the number for several months and met her at church and a baby shower…

“Baby shower”.

That’s your warning right there … late twenties, wall approaching … the doctor diagnoses baby rabies.

[BubParticipant 1403]

Gravel Pit wrote:

there is a FINE LINE 5% chance that she falls into the safe category

That means there’s a 5% chance you’ll get fukced over.

Just rolling down the road

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

The chances you’ll get f~~~ed over are 95% because you are dealing with a woman and you are her nemesis…a man. But you can certainly dip your wick. No one will blame a red blooded American man tapping that ass. As a matter of fact they’ll wonder if your a f~~ if you don’t pay attention. Tell her you love her and nail her like she’s never been reamed before. It won’t last. Wait for her to get bored then get off the carousel.

You have to have some fun in life.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22506]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Totally agree with the “Christians like sex too” comment.
I know these girls are horny and want it. I also want sex and I admit its been several years… But sifting through the charcoal looking for a diamond is a time hassle, and a risk. Never gonna find a diamond, but I might find a lackluster wad of mineral rock that isnt too fvcked up, and is worth staking claim to.

I don’t like working for the sex, it was never that great. I liked the orgasm. But an orgasm isn’t worth the mountain of bullshiite you have to put up to get it once in awhile.

Sex doll will work out far better.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[SpleeferParticipant 958]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I totally agree to your tactics and points Hermit.
However, I cant pump and dump a woman who is this close connected to my immediate family
Which actually, this does help me rethink what is happening. Do I really want to be involved at all with a woman connected to my brother’s family? If its purely causal sex Im after, I need to find a more “extraction ready relationship” incase things get muddy.
I have too much respect for my Brother to bag ass in his social circle. I know you get it

Your gut said no. Listen to your gut. The small voice is always right! Don’t call her bro. Do you want to marry her? Have two babies? Then get divorced right after she turns thirty? Church divorce rates are the SAME! Listen to your gut! I’m glad your going to church gravel. Go for yourself, not to pick up chicks. Time will show you the truth about her, just like you said.

Galatians 5:1 (KJV) Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage.

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