Eve talked to God

[AstroParticipant 2045]

While still in the Garden of Eden, Eve talked to God and asked:

“God, why did you make men so cute, strong and brave?”

God answered: “So you would Love him!”

Then Eve asked: “But God, why did you make men so STUPID?”

God answered: “So he would Love YOU!”

[Anonymous 2]

A great laugh before getting some zzz’s thanks Sparky.

[RennieParticipant]

Ouch. Haha.

[MACHOParticipant]

Astro wrote:

Then Eve asked: “But God, why did you make men so STUPID?”

I disagree not stupid! Gullible !

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[bladeParticipant]

Adam was a mangina and should have gone his own way . Then eve would of f~~~ed of with the serpent wich would of been a match made in hell … perfect .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

Who in HELL does she think she is even THINKING of addressing God, let alone even actually opening up her trap to Him!

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[MuglintarParticipant 1333]

Point Of No Return wrote:

Who in HELL does she think she is even THINKING of addressing God

She is a woman, she will find someone to blame. Women never take responsibility, especialy not for their own faults.

"Him, who delights in solitude, is either a wild beast or a GOD!" - Aristotle (Aristot. Pol. 1.1253a) 1 Hom. Il. 9.63; the passage goes on: ἐστὶν ἐκεῖνος ι ὃς πολέμου ἔραται.

[J.R. “Bob” DobbsParticipant 521]

One time, the author of The Shack, William Paul Young, spoke at our church. He gave a sermon which turned my stomach. He actually said Adam was MORE to blame than Eve, and received a greater judgment, because he didn’t step up to intervene when the snake tempted her.

He went on to ask the women, on behalf of all the men, for forgiveness for allowing this to happen. He then asked the men to stand up and led them in a “prayer of repentance” for their passivity. What BULLS~~~. If the men in the church ACTUALLY tried to stand up to their wives, there would’ve been a riot.

This was about 4 years ago. It was back then I started realizing how much of a no-win situation the modern church is for men.

My pastor at that time wound up resigning eventually because his wife stopped going to church because “issues”. He couldn’t convince her to support him in his ministry. Instead, he took time off to tend to her. He wound up leaving the ministry and moving to another state to start a business.

Apparently the ministry wasn’t paying enough to keep his wife happy…

Quote from a former boss: "Don't get married...the fucking you get ain't worth the fucking you get."

[J.R. “Bob” DobbsParticipant 521]

I actually found the sermon on YouTube. Notice the title of the conference he’s speaking at on the background slide.

Need I say more?

Quote from a former boss: "Don't get married...the fucking you get ain't worth the fucking you get."

[JVBParticipant]

Nice sparky. Putting that one in my pocket if you don’t mind.

Peace is > piece.

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