Essential Rules For Banging A Single MILF

[Robert HallamParticipant 696]

8 Essential Rules For Banging A Single Mom

Men here know there are countless reasons dating a single mother is a terrible idea. Any man who unwittingly wanders into the clutches of one of these harpies is doomed from the start. Once she has her talons in him he’s stuck raising another man’s offspring and before he knows it, she’s off looking for an alpha fux (her ex in a lot of cases) to compliment her beta bux. A no win situation for the poor sap.  But every once in a blue moon we run into a baby mama that not only passes the boner test, she has the art of mimicking a quality woman down pat. She’s feminine, takes care of her body, and seems to know her way around a kitchen. Now before you guys start frothing at the mouth let me be clear: I will never advocate commiting to, dating, or God forbid, marrying these women. But if you absolutely must tangle with these tarts or are just starting out in game and looking for quick and easy lays to get your feet wet, here are 8 rules to follow to get what you want out of them.

8. Do not completely avoid giving off provider vibes
First off, I’m not suggesting that you act like Captain Save-A-Hoe. What I am suggesting is that giving off a bit of a provider vibe every so often can work in your favor. The reason is that the most important trait to an SM when hunting for a target looking for a man is his ability to provide for her children. When her radar picks up that provider signal she’s desperately looking for she’ll do anything to lock you down. Blowjobs on command, back massages, after-sex sandwiches, strip teases, you name it. She’ll pull out all the stops to show you what a fantastic and unique and amazing woman she is in hopes of getting a commitment from you. Of course you’re not looking for commitment or anything close to it but she doesn’t know that and as long as she thinks there’s a chance for it she’ll continue to chase that carrot like a starving jack rabbit.

7.Never babysit for ANY amount of time
“I need to run in for cigarettes. Can you watch Timmy while I run in?” DON’T DO IT. Watching Timmy for four minutes will turn into watching him, his spoiled rotten sister, and his kid brother who needs his ADD medication every 30 minutes on a while she and her slutty friends have girl’s night out.  Nip this in the bud the first time she tries it because this is also a s~~~ test. Fail it and you’re done. If she raises hell about it, next her. There are plenty of hot sluts out there without any snot nosed baggage.
6. Turn her into a bowling ball
Regardless of how hot a single mom is, her SMV is lowered because she has children. They would never verbally acknowledge this in public but they know the score. Not having much else to bring to the table she will concentrate her efforts in the bedroom to balance the baggage created by her rug rats. Take full advantage of this—turn her into a bowling ball and penetrate all three of her luscious holes. She will gladly participate in any debauchery your dirty mind can dream up to keep you around. Anal sex, parking lot blow jobs, sex tapes, and nude pictures are just the tip of the iceberg. Nothing is off limits and neither are any of her orifices.

5. The very first time she withholds sex,NEXT HER
A single mother withholding sex from you is a mathematical inevitability. The reason for this is that they’re used to their vaginas being pedestalized by betas so they underestimate your need for sex. With this in mind, they attempt to pull this all-too-familiar power move to gain control of the “relationship.” But a man like you has options and if you don’t tolerate the hot, childless 22 year old putting your dick on detention, putting up with it from a 31 year old with a couple whipper snappers is a joke. The first time she attempts to close her cooch for any reason simply stand up, smirk at her, say “It’s been fun” and walk out the door never to be seen or heard from again. This is your only move in this scenario.
4. Use her as a f~~~ buddy, nothing more
Single mothers make great f~~~ buddies. They’re unselfish in the sack and available all the time (watch how quickly they can find a last minute babysitter when alpha c~~~ is calling). But making her anything other than a coitus companion is a huge mistake. As soon as she gets the idea that she’s anything more than a moist hole for your salty swimmers she’ll expect to be treated like a girlfriend thinking you’ve finally taken the bait.
“How ’bout the occasional coffee date?” Nope. Bang buds are for banging, not having romantic little chats over lattes with.

“What about watching a movie at her place?” Two conditions: 1) Her kids aren’t there. 2) It leads to sex. Bounce like a bad check when the dirty deed is done.
“Friends with benefits?” Negative. She is not your friend and you ain’t givin’ her benefits. Leave that to her orbiters and the government.
Giving an SM any allowance of your time, money, or attention only leads to trouble. Underestimating her ability to weasel her way into your resources would be a gross misstep on your part. Don’t give her that opportunity. F~~~ buddy is the only status shedeserves.
3. Do not get close to her children
Children of single mothers are yearning for a strong male presence and as soon as one makes an appearance, they latch on and don’t let go. Who can blame them? When a child looks up to you, mimics you, and gives you a hero’s welcome whenever you walk in the door it really has an effect on you. I know this from personal experience. Do yourself a favor and do not connect with her children. Avoiding them all together is probably the best course of action. This should be quite easy as there is usually a custody order in place which requires them to spend a couple nights a week with dad. Schedule your trysts with her on nights when he’s got the kids and this shouldn’t be an issue.
2. Do not pay for anything
This one is simple, gents. There is absolutely no need to take out your wallet for a woman who gets food and shelter from the government, financial favors from white knights, and monthly payments from the father(s) of her child(ren). Period.
1. Do not get into an LTR with her As obvious as this is there are a lot of men out there who don’t understand that single mothers are damaged women that make terrible significant others so let me sum this up as succinctly as possible: a single mother wants nothing more than to trap a beta to provide for her children so she doesn’t have to. As soon as she secures a commitment from said provider via shared residence, marriage, etc., she assumes her children are taken care of. On this assumption she then goes on the hunt for alpha c~~~ to take care of herself, thus, satisfying her hypergamy.  Believing anything different will lead to your undoing.
Conclusion
Single mothers are at the bottom of the totem pole as far as LTR material goes but they do make excellent pussy pals if you know what you’re doing. Her mission in life is to lock down a beta provider for her young at all costs. This makes gaming them is child’s play and they will often treat you much better than their younger, hotter, childless competition. As long as you understand what they really want out of you and treat them accordingly, you’ll have no shortage of these venturesome vixens willing to suck the lif

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

You should run for president!!! I would always do these rules without knowing why. I have been born an alpha because everything I have done has been towards those traits. I cant connect with females unless its sex or shes just cool smh……..

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[Scooba5teveParticipant 18]

Make sure you wear a condom; unless you know for sure she’s taking BC on the reg, because we all know she’s going to keep it.

[Anonymous 11]

Scooba5teve wrote:

Make sure you wear a condom; unless you know for sure she’s taking BC on the reg, because we all know she’s going to keep it.

That plus hit it and then get the f~~~ away as fast as possible. There’s nothing like dealing with kids that are not yours so you might as well make it a one rotation ride on the c~~~ carousel.

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

The BEST rule for banging a single MILF:

Abstain. Don’t f~~~ing do it at all.

Why try to get sexually-involved with women if they can suddenly change their mind the next day and call the police about how you RAPED them? There’s too much risk involved.

This advice is easy to do if you’re old enough to have a declining sex drive.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Wear a full body latex contact/combat suit with gloves and a snorkel.

M.I.L.F = kids

leave no fluids or prints. Financial Planning for her should Not be dependent on YOUR assets

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Ligurius1979Participant 0]

Robert Hallam wrote:

8 Essential Rules For Banging A Single Mom Men here know there are countless reasons dating a single mother is a terrible idea. Any man who unwittingly wanders into the clutches of one of these harpies is doomed from the start. Once she has her talons in him he’s stuck raising another man’s offspring and before he knows it, she’s off looking for an alpha fux (her ex in a lot of cases) to compliment her beta bux. A no win situation for the poor sap. But every once in a blue moon we run into a baby mama that not only passes the boner test, she has the art of mimicking a quality woman down pat. She’s feminine, takes care of her body, and seems to know her way around a kitchen. Now before you guys start frothing at the mouth let me be clear: I will never advocate commiting to, dating, or God forbid, marrying these women. But if you absolutely must tangle with these tarts or are just starting out in game and looking for quick and easy lays to get your feet wet, here are 8 rules to follow to get what you want out of them. 8. Do not completely avoid giving off provider vibes First off, I’m not suggesting that you act like Captain Save-A-Hoe. What I am suggesting is that giving off a bit of a provider vibe every so often can work in your favor. The reason is that the most important trait to an SM when hunting for a target looking for a man is his ability to provide for her children. When her radar picks up that provider signal she’s desperately looking for she’ll do anything to lock you down. Blowjobs on command, back massages, after-sex sandwiches, strip teases, you name it. She’ll pull out all the stops to show you what a fantastic and unique and amazing woman she is in hopes of getting a commitment from you. Of course you’re not looking for commitment or anything close to it but she doesn’t know that and as long as she thinks there’s a chance for it she’ll continue to chase that carrot like a starving jack rabbit. 7.Never babysit for ANY amount of time “I need to run in for cigarettes. Can you watch Timmy while I run in?” DON’T DO IT. Watching Timmy for four minutes will turn into watching him, his spoiled rotten sister, and his kid brother who needs his ADD medication every 30 minutes on a while she and her slutty friends have girl’s night out. Nip this in the bud the first time she tries it because this is also a s~~~ test. Fail it and you’re done. If she raises hell about it, next her. There are plenty of hot sluts out there without any snot nosed baggage. 6. Turn her into a bowling ball Regardless of how hot a single mom is, her SMV is lowered because she has children. They would never verbally acknowledge this in public but they know the score. Not having much else to bring to the table she will concentrate her efforts in the bedroom to balance the baggage created by her rug rats. Take full advantage of this—turn her into a bowling ball and penetrate all three of her luscious holes. She will gladly participate in any debauchery your dirty mind can dream up to keep you around. Anal sex, parking lot blow jobs, sex tapes, and nude pictures are just the tip of the iceberg. Nothing is off limits and neither are any of her orifices. 5. The very first time she withholds sex,NEXT HER A single mother withholding sex from you is a mathematical inevitability. The reason for this is that they’re used to their vaginas being pedestalized by betas so they underestimate your need for sex. With this in mind, they attempt to pull this all-too-familiar power move to gain control of the “relationship.” But a man like you has options and if you don’t tolerate the hot, childless 22 year old putting your dick on detention, putting up with it from a 31 year old with a couple whipper snappers is a joke. The first time she attempts to close her cooch for any reason simply stand up, smirk at her, say “It’s been fun” and walk out the door never to be seen or heard from again. This is your only move in this scenario. 4. Use her as a f~~~ buddy, nothing more Single mothers make great f~~~ buddies. They’re unselfish in the sack and available all the time (watch how quickly they can find a last minute babysitter when alpha c~~~ is calling). But making her anything other than a coitus companion is a huge mistake. As soon as she gets the idea that she’s anything more than a moist hole for your salty swimmers she’ll expect to be treated like a girlfriend thinking you’ve finally taken the bait. “How ’bout the occasional coffee date?” Nope. Bang buds are for banging, not having romantic little chats over lattes with. “What about watching a movie at her place?” Two conditions: 1) Her kids aren’t there. 2) It leads to sex. Bounce like a bad check when the dirty deed is done. “Friends with benefits?” Negative. She is not your friend and you ain’t givin’ her benefits. Leave that to her orbiters and the government. Giving an SM any allowance of your time, money, or attention only leads to trouble. Underestimating her ability to weasel her way into your resources would be a gross misstep on your part. Don’t give her that opportunity. F~~~ buddy is the only status shedeserves. 3. Do not get close to her children Children of single mothers are yearning for a strong male presence and as soon as one makes an appearance, they latch on and don’t let go. Who can blame them? When a child looks up to you, mimics you, and gives you a hero’s welcome whenever you walk in the door it really has an effect on you. I know this from personal experience. Do yourself a favor and do not connect with her children. Avoiding them all together is probably the best course of action. This should be quite easy as there is usually a custody order in place which requires them to spend a couple nights a week with dad. Schedule your trysts with her on nights when he’s got the kids and this shouldn’t be an issue. 2. Do not pay for anything This one is simple, gents. There is absolutely no need to take out your wallet for a woman who gets food and shelter from the government, financial favors from white knights, and monthly payments from the father(s) of her child(ren). Period. 1. Do not get into an LTR with her As obvious as this is there are a lot of men out there who don’t understand that single mothers are damaged women that make terrible significant others so let me sum this up as succinctly as possible: a single mother wants nothing more than to trap a beta to provide for her children so she doesn’t have to. As soon as she secures a commitment from said provider via shared residence, marriage, etc., she assumes her children are taken care of. On this assumption she then goes on the hunt for alpha c~~~ to take care of herself, thus, satisfying her hypergamy. Believing anything different will lead to your undoing. Conclusion Single mothers are at the bottom of the totem pole as far as LTR material goes but they do make excellent pussy pals if you know what you’re doing. Her mission in life is to lock down a beta provider for her young at all costs. This makes gaming them is child’s play and they will often treat you much better than their younger, hotter, childless competition. As long as you understand what they really want out of you and treat them accordingly, you’ll have no shortage of these venturesome vixens willing to suck the lif

 

One extra step that has to be taken in consideration: Change your cell phone number if point five should occur.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

I have one essential rule for banging a single mother:

1. DON’T.

I see a lot of advice on how to do it in this thread, but I don’t see anything about how the possible reward outweighs the very real risks of bedding one.  They are single mothers for a reason, and that reason ain’t good.  All you’re doing by having sex with one is setting yourself up to be her next paycheck.  There are plenty of childless women out there for the asking.  They come with their own risks, but at least they don’t have the proven harmful track record of single mothers.

[ExsliventxsParticipant 1067]

sidecar wrote:

I have one essential rule for banging a single mother: DON’T.

I rather agree with this, in my desperate Beta days I banged a good looking single mother.

Not only did she bareback me on our first go, but when I pulled out I found out later this trick wasn’t on any kind of BC.

So… lets recap..

She barebacked me (which I admit I’m not complaining about atm).

Then I was stupid enough to ASSUME she was on BC. Single mother- she can’t afford BC apparently because “reasons.”

I was almost completely screwed. Dodged another bullet.

[olivierParticipant 0]

I feel ‘Game community’, am i right ?

Those are not bad rules, but MILF are most trained in bulls~~~ing and manipulating than the average rAFC.

It’s very difficult not to be ‘turned off’ if you’re a beguiner.

You can target some easy partners during springbearks or vacations. It’s safer, less engaging and it’s a good training.

There are lots of places in this world where you could flirt openly with women without being called a rapist.

the secret is simple. Once you understand how too flirt ‘correctly’ (training), It’s a question of number: you can practically f~~~ two in ten women you flirt with. When you get better, it’s not than you can f~~~ more women –  some do- but that you see quite quickly who you can easily screw and you have to avoid like the plague (so you can reduc your flirt efforts)

 

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

sidecar wrote:

I have one essential rule for banging a single mother: DON’T.

 

+1, been there and done it. NEVER AGAIN!

I will make one statement though, widowed wives and now single mothers of serviceman killed in action should NOT be thrown into the mix of the typical single mum spectrum. This is an exception to the case and treatment!

[Anonymous 42]

DeepInThought wrote:

I will make one statement though, widowed wives and now single mothers of serviceman killed in action should NOT be thrown into the mix of the typical single mum spectrum. This is an exception to the case and treatment!

@deepinthought, I disagree to a point, I’ve seen service men’s wives cheat on their husbands, theirs service men  MGTOWS here that had their wives cheat on them. Sorry bro, bad women are everywhere, they’ve infiltrated everything, none of them deserve a free pass, scrutiny is a MGHOWS best friend. It’s squeezing salt water through a brine filter, you don’t want any holes, all the salt must be filtered, and the brine thrown back into the sea.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

Anonymous wrote:

scrutiny is a MGHOWS best friend.

 

I absolutely agree with this and I know there are a lot of ex and current service women who are cheaters. I am rational enough though to realize that there are a few good widowed serviceman wives out there although few and very far between. But as you said, and I agree 100%, scrutiny is a plate of armour.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

DeepInThought wrote:

I will make one statement though, widowed wives and now single mothers of serviceman killed in action should NOT be thrown into the mix of the typical single mum spectrum.

That’s because they’re not single.  They’re widows.  There’s a difference, which is why they get a different name.

Anonymous wrote:

I’ve seen service men’s wives cheat on their husbands, theirs service men MGTOWS here that had their wives cheat on them.

I think the point of making the exception for widows is not because they never cheat.  Clearly some do.  All Women Are Like That.  I think it’s more that a widow is not instantly disqualified the way single mothers should be.  I mean the odds that a widow is AWALT are still pretty high, but she’s not a proven AWALT like all single mothers are.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

Well said SideCar.

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